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Old 02-22-2013, 07:42 PM   #576
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Re: The question of the day thread

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I googled the mother****er and i dont get it
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Old 02-22-2013, 11:40 PM   #577
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QOTD: Before Mt. Everest was discovered, which Mountain was the tallest in the world?
Unless there was a mountain that was taller than Mt. Everest but eroded over time so that it is now shorter, Mt. Everest was always tallest. The possibility exists that there was a taller mountain. I think there is an oceanic volcano that is approximately 35,000 ft from base to peak but most of it is underwater.

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QOTD: If you and someone else were the only people alive on earth, who would you pick the other person to be?
Why are we the only two people left on earth? Is food, water, clothing, shelter, plentiful and accessible? Did everyone die of a virus from which I am immune? Is a Ferrari available for me to use while I am able to find gas? Can I repopulate the earth with my Eve or are my descendants doomed to six fingers, webbed toes, and constant drooling?

Answers to these questions may help me determine who I need to keep around; whether it will be for business or personal pleasure.
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Old 02-23-2013, 05:39 AM   #578
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Re: The question of the day thread

NEW QOTD:

Would you prefer to go through life constantly with a stinky fart smell in your nose or having an annoying tune constantly play in your ears?

Fart: You will still be able to smell other things, however they will always be fart-tinged. The fart smell changes so you can't get used to it, ranging from a silent but deadly to ZOMG curry explosion.

Tune: You can hear other things, however it will be difficult to hear quiet things. The tune never changes but cannot be ignored.
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:25 AM   #579
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Re: The question of the day thread

There's a strong connection between smelling and tasting so I'll go with a tune on this one.
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:30 AM   #580
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Hap, are you hacking my diary?
Of the two, the fart thing is the easier to adapt to.

You stop and smell the roses and they stink a little. The wife cooks your favorite meal, and it smells of poo. The house is on fire, and you smell burning ****.

Having the same 15 notes from Henry Lee Summer's "I wish I had a girl who walked like that" playing on eternal repeat, 24/7/365...MADDENING! At least I don't have the vocal track.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:09 AM   #581
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Re: The question of the day thread

I like my sense of smell more than I like my sense of hearing so I'm going with having an annoying ditty ringing in my ears constantly. It pretty much happens now anyway.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum

or

Dead puppies........dead puppies........dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:23 PM   #582
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Fart smell... Since I'm constantly farting anyway.
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Old 02-24-2013, 05:05 PM   #583
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Fart smell... Since I'm constantly farting anyway.
I knew it!
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Old 02-25-2013, 03:45 AM   #584
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD:

Would you rather eat 1lb of human meat or 1/2lb of your own poop?
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:24 AM   #585
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Re: The question of the day thread

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q3 quadraplegic -chopper-
was there a need to make me a quadriplegic green before sending me in?
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I googled the mother****er and i dont get it
I recommend starting with the podcasts they did for the guardian.
Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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There's a strong connection between smelling and tasting so I'll go with a tune on this one.
agreed.
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New QOTD:

Would you rather eat 1lb of human meat or 1/2lb of your own poop?
human meat easy. wtf kinda question is that.
**** it, give me 2lb of the human meat, with a side of horsemeat.
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:25 AM   #586
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Re: The question of the day thread

Haven't checked this thread for a long time...... nice to see that we are still at poop eating
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:37 AM   #587
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:16 AM   #588
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Haven't checked this thread for a long time...... nice to see that we are still at poop eating


Your answer is?
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:24 AM   #589
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Hap, I'll make this easy for you; nobody will choose to eat ****.
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:27 AM   #590
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Re: The question of the day thread

What if we upped the stakes by saying it was the meat of a loved one?
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:28 AM   #591
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:22 AM   #592
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Hap needs to be banned from asking questions asap
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:29 AM   #593
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Re: The question of the day thread

Human Flesh obv...
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:37 AM   #594
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Hap needs to be banned from asking questions asap
For questioning the moral fibre of 4L?

If anything I should be given a medal.
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:40 AM   #595
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For asking ****ty questions LOL
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:41 AM   #596
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:58 AM   #597
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Old 02-25-2013, 09:40 AM   #598
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Re: The question of the day thread

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New QOTD:

Would you rather eat 1lb of human meat or 1/2lb of your own poop?
Human meat.
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Old 02-25-2013, 09:43 AM   #599
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Re: The question of the day thread

TBH I think the question would have been better if it was:

Would you rather eat 1/2lb of someone else's poop or 1lb of your own poop?
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Old 02-25-2013, 09:52 AM   #600
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can I ask a question?

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