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01-20-2013 , 08:35 AM

#76

Albino Lord

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BTW, Hap--great thread idea. Slow clap.

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01-20-2013 , 10:01 AM

#77

Doc T River

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Kind of comes down to whether you want to be mauled to death or beaten to death because both the grizzly and the adults are going to retaliate.

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01-20-2013 , 10:04 AM

#78

Doc T River

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Why would you go to prison for raping a gorilla? Seems more likely you'd go to the hospital...

Not saying you went to prison for raping the gorilla. Just saying if you ever went to prison for anything after raping the gorilla, none of the other inmates would want to mess with you because you had to be one sick and twisted badass to rape a gorilla.

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01-20-2013 , 02:07 PM

#79

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

It wasn't a romantic get together, you would have ****ing RAPED the gorilla. The last thing he'd want is a relationship!

O C I assumed with all the talk of rape that we would require everyone to suffer OT consequences, ie if you get caught raping someone you must marry them

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01-20-2013 , 02:09 PM

#80

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Hap,

Regarding your new question, since you did not specify the age of the grizzly, I would choose to punch a newborn grizzly bear and run away. Decent chance I still get mauled, but I'll probably get away.

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01-20-2013 , 03:07 PM

#81

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,738

That's true, but for the sake of argument let's all imagine it's a fully grown, healthy (not near dying) grizzly!

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01-20-2013 , 03:42 PM

#82

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

CLARIFYING QUESTION:

is the gorilla rape legitimate or not ?

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01-20-2013 , 05:45 PM

#83

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

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Originally Posted by Canumakemefeelgood

no do not do it,gorilla rapes are responsible for AIDS/HIV bro

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01-20-2013 , 07:05 PM

#84

James V

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 215

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

New question of the day:

Would you rather punch a live grizzly bear and deal with the consequences or punch a child in front of 20 adults and have to deal with the consequences?

Note: The is a full-on punch, not anything gentle, and the child is not ginger, which means you can't justify punching it.

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01-20-2013 , 08:03 PM

#85

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?

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01-20-2013 , 08:14 PM

#86

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

YGOS?

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01-20-2013 , 09:13 PM

#87

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 35,309

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Originally Posted by biceps

New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?

wtf?

I would pick having no sex over "with a man as many times as you want". Once would be a bonus.

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01-20-2013 , 11:54 PM

#88

zikzak

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,197

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

wtf?

I would pick having no sex over "with a man as many times as you want". Once would be a bonus.

4L is an accepting place. You don't need to hind behind false machismo here.

How old were you when you first started hanging out in bus station bathrooms?

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01-21-2013 , 05:05 AM

#89

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,468

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Originally Posted by biceps

New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?

perplexing thought.

i do like sex...

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01-21-2013 , 05:06 AM

#90

diebitter

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 67,425

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Originally Posted by biceps

New question:
Would you rather have sex with a woman once in your life or with a man as many times as you want?

Is he really good at giving blowies?

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01-21-2013 , 05:29 AM

#91

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,468

Do Post-Op transsexuals count as men or women?

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01-21-2013 , 05:34 AM

#92

MrChuckles

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need clarification...

sex with the woman until? i.e. i could keep her in bed for a lifetime and just make it one tremendous love making session (as in never leave the bed, handcuff her there so she can't leave etc)

is the guy effeminate in any way?

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01-21-2013 , 05:37 AM

#93

-chopper-

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01-21-2013 , 05:40 AM

#94

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,738

If old-school monks can go celibate I reckon I could. If not, I'd have secks with the woman and then suicide ldo

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01-21-2013 , 05:57 AM

#95

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Is he really good at giving blowies?

Average, not superior.

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Originally Posted by MrChuckles

Average lasting one time event, finished when the white stuff comes out.

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Originally Posted by MrChuckles

is the guy effeminate in any way?

No, he is fully grown, as much as possible male like adult.

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01-21-2013 , 06:02 AM

#96

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,468

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Originally Posted by biceps

No, he is fully grown, as much as possible male like adult.

**** you biceps... **** you!

i'll take the 1-time woman

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01-21-2013 , 06:22 AM

#97

vvtli18

adept

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,121

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Originally Posted by biceps

Average lasting one time event, finished when the white stuff comes out.

What if I keep stopping before the white stuff comes out?

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01-21-2013 , 06:56 AM

#98

biceps

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Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

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Originally Posted by vvtli18

What if I keep stopping before the white stuff comes out?

Not coming eventually would be dumb in this case.

Last edited by biceps; 01-21-2013 at 07:09 AM. Reason: Your time is limited

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01-21-2013 , 07:47 AM

#99

Doc T River

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,059

I was saving my one time for the poker table, but I'll use it here.

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01-21-2013 , 08:17 AM

#100

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

OMGz the question is still open? ZOMG

Question of the day:

Would you rather live in a retirement home or live in a mental institution where everyone is hot?

Clarification: In the retirement home, everyone is retirement age or older. You are not allowed to order take-out!