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Old 02-11-2013, 09:08 PM   #451
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Re: The question of the day thread

How much does the bowling ball weigh and from what height will it be dropped? You promise that my nuts will still be functional no matter what weight or height? They don't get much use but I'm pretty attached to them.
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:36 PM   #452
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How much does the bowling ball weigh and from what height will it be dropped? You promise that my nuts will still be functional no matter what weight or height? They don't get much use but I'm pretty attached to them.
Generally in the 8-16# range, iirc. There are outliers, but that cover 90% of existing bowling balls.
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:41 PM   #453
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Generally in the 8-16# range, iirc. There are outliers, but that cover 90% of existing bowling balls.

We've been missing the 4L loophole in this question.

Lawn bowling balls weigh 1.2 to 1.6 kilos.

Duckpin bowling balls weigh 1.5 to 1.7 kilos.

Candlepin bowling balls have a maximum weight of 1.1 kilo, less than 2.5 lbs.

Bocce balls, Italian lawn bowling, weigh 2 pounds.

I'm thinking it is still going to hurt but maybe not nut crusher hurt.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:19 AM   #454
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Re: The question of the day thread

Thing is, I WANT to annoy adventurers in Skyrim that I used to be like them, but I dunno if I want the knee-arrow.

At the same time, ball pain is the biggest pain ever...
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:23 AM   #455
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QOTD anyone?
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:25 AM   #456
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Going topical: What continent will the next Pope be from? Give reason.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:33 AM   #457
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Africa; they're the only population who still believe in God/Jeebus.

easy win.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:46 AM   #458
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Ruling out the ferverous Catholics of South America? They're got a 100 ft Jesus!
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:49 AM   #459
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No they don't, they have a 100foot Russell Brand afaik.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:52 AM   #460
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How does this not equate to getting the next Pope?


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Old 02-12-2013, 04:58 AM   #461
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I'd actually vote for Russell Brand to lead the church (if I even believed).

That is 1 smart man.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:01 AM   #462
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Re: The question of the day thread

next pope...

Pope John Paul (insert number here)

1st black pope? seeing as we've had the first black prez?
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:32 AM   #463
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Re: The question of the day thread

There is only one man I would nominate, be it for Pope, World Leader, Prime Minister, absolutely anything!

Spoiler:
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:55 AM   #464
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There is only one man I would nominate, be it for Pope, World Leader, Prime Minister, absolutely anything!

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each of your poasts reminds me how much i'm starting to like you
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:55 AM   #465
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Obvious Euro-pope, this time from Italy or summin so the mafia can control him properly
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:29 AM   #466
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Africa; they're the only population who still believe in God/Jeebus.

easy win.
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:49 AM   #467
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Yes, the next pope will probably be incontinent.
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:13 AM   #468
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Africa; they're the only population who still believe in God/Jeebus.

easy win.
condoms though
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:15 AM   #469
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condoms though
DID SOMEONE SAY "CONDOR"!!!!

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Old 02-12-2013, 09:11 AM   #470
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DID SOMEONE SAY "CONDOR"!!!!
Did someone say "Gondor"!!!!

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Old 02-12-2013, 10:41 AM   #471
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Re: The question of the day thread

Europe. Most cardinals are still old white guys and while they profess to being open minded enough to work for a black African or brown South American pope, I don't see either of the options being viable yet.

The wrench in the works could be a white African cardinal if there is one.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:26 PM   #472
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I'm holding out for someone from Antarctica.
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:21 AM   #473
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD 13.02.2013

This is supposed to question "your humanity" so not holding my breath here lol...

Scenario

You are single and lonely. You are owed some money by a shady Russian and he makes you this offer:

He opens a door and out comes this beautiful, stunning, 10/10 sex-slave. You are given two choices:

A

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B

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What do you choose?

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Old 02-13-2013, 06:31 AM   #474
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:40 AM   #475
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who cares how women feel... amirite?

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