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Old 02-28-2013, 10:31 AM   #651
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:32 AM   #652
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:51 PM   #653
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Re: The question of the day thread

Answer #1

The only problem I see with this is "that girl" was only 14 or 15 years old at the time. Am I getting a 14-15 hottie, an 18 year old legal, or is it in today years which makes her 51 now? If the first I am eating the cookie rather than going to prison(see answer two) and if it is 51 maybe I will get lucky and menopause will have hit. Even 18 years old doesn't appeal to me at this point.

Who have you guys been sleeping with that period sex is smelly? It is perfectly fine, just don't earn your wings.

Answer #2

Whatever it was, "Yes, all the time," is my answer. Either I am going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams or assraped 24/7/365 but I feel good about my chances and I always take the coin flip when -chopper- is the decider.
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:56 PM   #654
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yeah i think biceps was just with some 3rd world filthy skank
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:57 PM   #655
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im picking A and buying some cookies after
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:02 PM   #656
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I think I eat the cookie then take naked pictures of the girl so It's not a total loss.
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:06 PM   #657
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I think I'm gonna take the cookie. I'll stick my peen in quite a few things but not a baby/vaginal wall soup combo and not a poopybutt.

Also, with her jaw locked tight, that ***** can't complain about it.
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:27 PM   #658
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yeah i think biceps was just with some 3rd world filthy skank
denied. or maybe not. alcohol's a factor you know...
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:32 PM   #659
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alcohol's a factor you know...
Been there. It's the sober mistakes I regret.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:09 AM   #660
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Re: The question of the day thread

If I'm in the Eastern Standard Time zone and it's 11:08 p.m. here, but I'm reminiscing about my time on the beaches of Nice, France, does this count as the #1 QOTD for March 1st, or am I just being lame?
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:31 AM   #661
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QOTD must be a minimum 24 hours since the last QOTD. Your time zone is irrelephant.
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:25 AM   #662
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:34 AM   #663
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:35 AM   #664
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:39 AM   #665
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that is false, you sir, are lion.
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:15 AM   #666
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well ur a cheetah!
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:43 AM   #667
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what's the QOTD?
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:43 AM   #668
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:48 AM   #669
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oh then i'm gonna have to go with rhinoceros
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:28 AM   #670
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD:

Would you rather have constant pins and needles in one leg or get mildly painful static shocks from everything touch?
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Old 03-01-2013, 07:23 AM   #671
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All the time yes.
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Old 03-01-2013, 11:26 AM   #672
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Re: The question of the day thread

Do the pins and needles hurt, get in the way of living my life, repulse anyone?

On a scale of 1-10 what is the pain level of the mildly painful shock? Like when someone scooches across the carpet in sock feet and then touches me? Like when I try to pull off a spark plug wire with a bare hand while the car is running?
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Old 03-01-2013, 11:27 AM   #673
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obviously I'd rather live in crazy town with the hot people.
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Old 03-01-2013, 11:29 AM   #674
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Let's make it a 3/10. A sharpish static shock
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Old 03-01-2013, 11:31 AM   #675
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Sometimes when I poop my left leg goes to sleep and then I get pins and needles. Sometimes they reach my ballsack.
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