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Old 04-04-2013, 09:27 PM   #1076
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Re: The question of the day thread

My grandmother owned a kennel. Could I have her pick and hold the puppy?
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:51 PM   #1077
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i don't get it.
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Old 04-05-2013, 04:32 AM   #1078
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD 05.04.2013

What would you do if your son was at home, crying on the bedroom floor coz he's hungry and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money (coz his daddy's gone)?

Would you:

A - Sleep with a man
B - Sell the baby and use cash to get out of blowing men for a living
C - Run away with the baby to a jungle, slowly earn the trust of the tribe that lives there and become the official "tribe garbage collector" and manage a relatively comfortable life for you and your son.
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Old 04-05-2013, 04:53 AM   #1079
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Re: The question of the day thread

They're basically all live changing decisions.
If you sleep with a man, you'll have to sleep with guys for the rest of your life as well (Maybe I'm misinterpreting the question).

I'd probably go for C. Sleeping with guys for every meal that your son need really seems ghey. Sell the baby is pretty ghey as well. But C seems ok.
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:10 AM   #1080
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Re: The question of the day thread

I dunno, I'd probably just sell the brat.

"tribe garbage collector" could also mean "cum dumpster", so it's probably better to sell the child and make infinite profit.

Last edited by Hap Hapablap; 04-05-2013 at 05:22 AM. Reason: either, just, all the same innit
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:12 AM   #1081
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Your morals are questionable to say the least.

But yeah, you just made option C the least desirable.
Sell the kid & go to hell it is.
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Old 04-05-2013, 06:10 AM   #1082
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The boy is crying! Maybe he's the ghey and things will sort themselves out between him and 'the man'.
I'd give it a little more time before making a call, see what develops..
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:04 AM   #1083
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I'm going with A if the baby is starving. Your requirement for the question is only that I "sleep with the man" which in no way means I am having sex with him. For a couple of extra dollars I will let him spoon me from the back though.
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:11 AM   #1084
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I'm going with A if the baby is starving. Your requirement for the question is only that I "sleep with the man" which in no way means I am having sex with him. For a couple of extra dollars I will let him spoon me from the back though.
like... shove a spoon up your ass, and eat out?
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:17 AM   #1085
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suicide pact tho
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:52 AM   #1086
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like... shove a spoon up your ass, and eat out?
Chopper, do you really not know the term spooning when used in a bed context?

Just in case. Spooning is when your woman lies on her side with her knees bent. You lie on your side, behind her, facing her back, and slide in close to her. Your bodies rest against each other like spoons. Yes, they could have called it forking but that happens after your spooning causes arousal.

It could have been you in front and her behind also. This is a perfect position for a reach-around.

Also spooning could be between two men or women, or even multiples if you are into that.
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:57 AM   #1087
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suicide pact tho
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You first.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:03 AM   #1088
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Chopper, do you really not know the term spooning when used in a bed context?

Just in case. Spooning is when your woman lies on her side with her knees bent. You lie on your side, behind her, facing her back, and slide in close to her. Your bodies rest against each other like spoons. Yes, they could have called it forking but that happens after your spooning causes arousal.

It could have been you in front and her behind also. This is a perfect position for a reach-around.

Also spooning could be between two men or women, or even multiples if you are into that.
Gosh that sounds fun.

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You first.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:40 AM   #1089
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Re: The question of the day thread

Kinda related, an awesome "would you rather" QOTD style fighting game.

Super Duck Punch!
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Old 04-05-2013, 04:26 PM   #1090
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If the son is able to cry he's not hungry enough.

Grow up ***** moron kid.
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:16 PM   #1091
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Re: The question of the day thread

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New QOTD 05.04.2013

What would you do if your son was at home, crying on the bedroom floor coz he's hungry and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money (coz his daddy's gone)?

Would you:

A - Sleep with a man
B - Sell the baby and use cash to get out of blowing men for a living
C - Run away with the baby to a jungle, slowly earn the trust of the tribe that lives there and become the official "tribe garbage collector" and manage a relatively comfortable life for you and your son.
This is definitely the best QOTD that's been posted today.
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Old 04-05-2013, 10:12 PM   #1092
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This is definitely the best QOTD that's been posted today.

Thankfully, the day is almost done and we can get on to the best QOTD for tomorrow.

Stop trying to weasel out of answering the question.
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:25 PM   #1093
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD: april 6th Saturday
If you were lonely and needed a way to release stress and take care of your manly needs, would you :

A. Go to your favorite site and rub one out (temp relieve but not a fix)

B. look on Craiglist personals and try to find a hook up there( tons of fake ****)

C. Start calling old hoes and booty calls from way back that u lost contact with (annoying and maybe they not soo sexy anymore or far)

D. Get a clean up and go to bar/club and spend money on girls there and hope to get lucky. (Lot of work lol and money involved)

E. go to a massage parlor or strip joint and pay one of those girls to release the kraken out of your balls. (Expensive, strange, possibly unsafe, feel like a loser after it amazing at the time with the PRO)

F. Find a nice GF (lot of work and effort and wait time, might be 6mo or more till you stumble into a good one that u both attract each other)

Lets go
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:38 PM   #1094
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Re: The question of the day thread

yes no no no maybe no
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:56 PM   #1095
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Re: The question of the day thread

G.) The weather is nice here. I'm going to the Porsche dealer and picking out a new convertible turbo, borrowing a good looking dog or a puppy, then heading over to the really popular park here. I'll be hooked up before you know it.

Oh yeah, I'll need your credit card.

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Old 04-06-2013, 04:14 PM   #1096
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Old 04-06-2013, 04:19 PM   #1097
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Thankfully, the day is almost done and we can get on to the best QOTD for tomorrow.

Stop trying to weasel out of answering the question.
Lol. I knew I was doing that, but I didn't think anyone would notice.
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Old 04-06-2013, 04:21 PM   #1098
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N, N, N, N, N, N

Lazy, married, and have plenty-o-porn on the hard drive.
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Old 04-06-2013, 04:26 PM   #1099
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Do you use the:

A.) vaginal sleeve
B.) anal sleeve
C.) The plain one so no one knows which team you play on.
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Old 04-06-2013, 04:40 PM   #1100
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Anal, if its not tight its not right

Also they should do talking fleshlights, maybe a girlfriend and a pornstar setting
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