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Old 02-02-2014, 02:13 PM   #1826
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By episode, he means your life: in which case, you die. There is a service and that's how the show ends.
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Old 02-02-2014, 03:37 PM   #1827
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All good shows come to an end early. Mine is a terrible show which means I'm gonna live forever.
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Old 02-03-2014, 12:50 PM   #1828
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If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?
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Old 02-03-2014, 02:11 PM   #1829
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I look pretty god dam sexy in a suit and a tie.





you know like one of those monkeys.
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Old 02-03-2014, 03:24 PM   #1830
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Banana hammock.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:11 PM   #1831
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Banana hammock.
That, and I'd be wearing a sign that reads "YES" pointing towards it.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:13 PM   #1832
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:41 PM   #1833
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:49 PM   #1834
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Probably wear what I undressed Hap's mom out of last night.

Red lingerie and **** me heels
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:51 PM   #1835
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:03 PM   #1836
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I wouldn't even **** Jackitos if he'd wear **** me heels
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:35 PM   #1837
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I wouldn't even **** Jackitos if he'd wear **** me heels
Srs?
Live a little, bro.

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Old 02-03-2014, 08:53 PM   #1838
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Re: The question of the day thread

There was a small part with a somewhat neon-green colour in a slice of my bacon. The look was somewhat depending on how the ligth fell on it. Slightly looking like the part that reflects light on a €-bill. It was not different in texture or smell (I mean, different to normal bacon). Should I be worried?

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Old 02-04-2014, 09:33 AM   #1839
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You know you want this.
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:08 AM   #1840
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Your favorite movie of all time?
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:15 AM   #1841
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There was a small part with a somewhat neon-green colour in a slice of my bacon. The look was somewhat depending on how the ligth fell on it. Slightly looking like the part that reflects light on a -bill. It was not different in texture or smell (I mean, different to normal bacon). Should I be worried?
I've noticed this on bacon before. I still cook it and eat it.
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:26 AM   #1842
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I've noticed this on bacon before. I still cook it and eat it.


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Old 02-04-2014, 10:29 AM   #1843
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We're all gonna die one day, shiny bacon will not be my death though
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:55 AM   #1844
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Your favorite movie of all time?
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Old 02-04-2014, 12:46 PM   #1845
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We're all gonna die one day, shiny bacon will not be my death though
pretty cool way to go.
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Old 02-04-2014, 03:12 PM   #1846
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Live by the bacon, die by the bacon
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:23 AM   #1847
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if 1 train is travelling south, going at 15 mph and another train is travelling north, going at 90 mph, at what point...

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Old 02-05-2014, 07:39 AM   #1848
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they are going 105mph in relation to your mom at rest.
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Old 02-05-2014, 08:07 AM   #1849
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His mum never rests...she spicy
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Old 02-05-2014, 08:12 AM   #1850
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At around 3:50pm
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