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Old 03-03-2013, 04:43 PM   #701
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I'm full of surprises.

You can choose the woman as long as they are able to menstruate. The cat will have eaten tinned catfood, because biscuits would be easier to take and I don't want things to be too easy.
Turns out I am more squeamish about blood than I realized. Going with chunky cat puke for the win. Hope it got to eat Fancy Feast Fish Surprise so I can eat it on no meat Friday for Lent.
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:48 PM   #702
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Turns out I am more squeamish about blood than I realized. Going with chunky cat puke for the win. Hope it got to eat Fancy Feast Fish Surprise so I can eat it on no meat Friday for Lent.
I thought meat was allowed on Friday now. Chicken would go down much easier imo.
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:26 PM   #703
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Turns out I am more squeamish about blood than I realized. Going with chunky cat puke for the win. Hope it got to eat Fancy Feast Fish Surprise so I can eat it on no meat Friday for Lent.
If there were a Pope, he'd like this.
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Old 03-04-2013, 08:00 AM   #704
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD

Would this be a Beat, Brag, or Variance?

Your sister is the former Miss Teen Delaware, Michelle King.

Now imagine, she's your girlfriend.

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Old 03-04-2013, 08:34 AM   #705
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this thread has hit a new low

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Old 03-04-2013, 09:06 AM   #706
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:42 AM   #707
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It would be quite a solid brag imo.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:45 AM   #708
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Old 03-04-2013, 11:41 AM   #709
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Re: The question of the day thread

Catch me up on Michelle King, is she the chick that just resigned her crown for supposedly other reasons than a sex tape? What is on the sex tape?

At my age I can't see how having a 20-22 year old sister/girlfriend with a sex tape out is anything but a beat and if I am in the tape that is definitely variance on the downside (for the viewing audience).
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:41 PM   #710
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QOTD

Would this be a Beat, Brag, or Variance?

Your sister is the former Miss Teen Delaware, Michelle King.

Now imagine, she's your girlfriend.
Bad beat.
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:21 PM   #711
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Catch me up on Michelle King, is she the chick that just resigned her crown for supposedly other reasons than a sex tape? What is on the sex tape?

At my age I can't see how having a 20-22 year old sister/girlfriend with a sex tape out is anything but a beat and if I am in the tape that is definitely variance on the downside (for the viewing audience).
Yes, Michelle King is the beauty pagent winner who resigned her crown, but she says the girl isn't her. I can't honestly say if it is her or what the tape shows as I haven't seen it, but I imagine it shows pretty much the same thing as any sex tape shows.

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At my age, it'd be be a beat if she was a sister or a girlfriend.
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:26 PM   #712
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incest is the best!
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:40 PM   #713
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incest is the best!
I'm not from Arkansas.
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Old 03-04-2013, 05:07 PM   #714
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:54 AM   #715
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Would you rather know everything for a day or know nothing for a day?
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:58 AM   #716
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:50 AM   #717
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Hmmm...

I would rather know everything I think. I'd record myself saying the important stuff and then live on infinity money for the rest of my life.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:45 AM   #718
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Everything AINEC!
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:02 AM   #719
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Re: The question of the day thread

I would prefer a day of knowing nothing because the day of knowing everything would probably drive me insane. And by everything, I mean not just knowledge of facts, but events that are going to happen in that day.

Think of it as your chance to be Bruce Almighty.

Of course, experiencing a day of nothing would probably leave you dead because you didn't know not to walk in front of that speeding metal object.
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:47 AM   #720
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I would prefer a day of knowing nothing because the day of knowing everything would probably drive me insane. And by everything, I mean not just knowledge of facts, but events that are going to happen in that day.

Think of it as your chance to be Bruce Almighty.

Of course, experiencing a day of nothing would probably leave you dead because you didn't know not to walk in front of that speeding metal object.
3 words:

Spoiler:
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:48 AM   #721
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Everything, then for one day I can hang out in the smart forums and solve math puzzles or debate philosophy questions rather than decide if I want a shark or bear to bite off my nuts.
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:59 AM   #722
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Everything, then for one day I can hang out in the smart forums and solve math puzzles or debate philosophy questions rather than decide if I want a shark or bear to bite off my nuts.
I smell an idea for tomorrow's QOTD...
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Old 03-05-2013, 12:40 PM   #723
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Everything, then for one day I can hang out in the smart forums and solve math puzzles or debate philosophy questions rather than decide if I want a shark or bear to bite off my nuts.
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I smell an idea for tomorrow's QOTD...
Boy, are you guys squirrelly.
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Old 03-05-2013, 01:40 PM   #724
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Excrutiating knowledge > death by moving object or failure to take head out of drycleaning bag.
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:35 AM   #725
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QOTD


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