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Old 02-01-2013, 06:58 PM   #326
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Re: The question of the day thread

Woman: Who the hell are you going to please with that thing?

Man: Me!

I'll take the small peen with sex all day every day
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:12 PM   #327
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Re: The question of the day thread

Jonah Falcon, the record holder at present time, complains(thinly veiled brag IMO) that he gets "used" by women for sex regularly, leaving him unfulfilled. Most recently, he had a problem with TSA while going through security at an airport. He couldn't get the guy to believe that it was his penis when the TSA agent hit it during a pat down. The pat down was done because of the huge bulge in his pants.

He also turned down an obvious career in porn because he has been trying to be a mainstream actor for years and didn't want to hurt that.
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:11 PM   #328
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should i get pizza or chinese food?
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:53 PM   #329
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Re: The question of the day thread

Chinese, much healthier options and a wider variety. Is that the new question of the day? It's too early for me.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:13 AM   #330
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should i get pizza or chinese food?
Now THAT'S a question of the ages.

vwp, sir.


Chinese, imo.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:38 AM   #331
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Re: The question of the day thread

Get a chinese pizza ldo
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:44 AM   #332
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Pizza rolls are like dumplings. Seems to fit.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:56 AM   #333
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Ok, not the QOTD, but a question anyways.

If you get pulled over by a cop for speeding. Say you're going 15mph over, what is appropriate amount to bribe this guy? I mean, if you don't offer enough, you'll offend him and he'll arrest you. But, the ticket is only going to be like $200. Is the risk not worth it?
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:50 AM   #334
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Ok, not the QOTD, but a question anyways.

If you get pulled over by a cop for speeding. Say you're going 15mph over, what is appropriate amount to bribe this guy? I mean, if you don't offer enough, you'll offend him and he'll arrest you. But, the ticket is only going to be like $200. Is the risk not worth it?
How fast were you going?
80 in a 65, you should kick the cop in the nuts for wasting your time.
35 in an active school zone, in TX, you're gonna get the chair.
Context is important in this scenario.

You say the cop is male. What kind of male. Crazy ex-marine power tripper, Cletus the town idiot, average Joe schlub working nights to put himself through school, whackjob rapist with a badge....

If you (specifically you, not a general you people) were stopped in my neighborhood, you'd be tazed as soon as the cop got a look at you. Attempted bribery would def lead to imprisonment and rape.

All that doesn't answer your question, but I hope it helps you get your mind right BEFORE you go out endangering people's lives.
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:19 PM   #335
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Old 02-02-2013, 02:26 PM   #336
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Ok, not the QOTD, but a question anyways.

If you get pulled over by a cop for speeding. Say you're going 15mph over, what is appropriate amount to bribe this guy? I mean, if you don't offer enough, you'll offend him and he'll arrest you. But, the ticket is only going to be like $200. Is the risk not worth it?

Where do they give you a $200 ticket for 15 over the limit?

In my neighborhood they pull you over and if you look shady, point the taser at you, while yelling, "Driver, let's see your hands out the window! NOW!" You start evacuating your bowels and praying.

Jackitos has a Hispanic ring to it. You are probably getting deported.

Always take the ticket unless the cop specifically solicits the bribe first. Don't trap yourself.
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:43 PM   #337
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In Dallas, I was going 13 over on the highway. $185, $210 for deferred adjudication.

Obviously didn't try to bribe him
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:50 PM   #338
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Re: The question of the day thread

went with the chinese, some chicken balls spring rolls beef with black bean and fried rice.

jackitos i dont appreciate you butting in on my question time bro
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:10 PM   #339
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Lol they locked the question of the day thread
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:11 PM   #340
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:15 PM   #341
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Re: The question of the day thread

jack go poast some spoilers or something
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:26 PM   #342
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:33 PM   #343
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went with the chinese, some chicken balls spring rolls beef with black bean and fried rice.
Good choices on the food.

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jackitos i dont appreciate you butting in on my question time bro
Once you've made your choice the question is moot anyway. Between those of us participating we probably have a combined IQ in the double digit range so we can multitask multiple questions. You probably didn't receive any less thoughtlessness in the responses to your question but if you want to question us about tomorrow's menu options we are here for you friend!!
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:35 PM   #344
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In Dallas, I was going 13 over on the highway. $185, $210 for deferred adjudication.

Obviously didn't try to bribe him
I haven't been ticketed for speeding in a long time I guess. That just seemed like a $50 crime at most to me.
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Old 02-03-2013, 03:38 AM   #345
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Speeding isn't a crime!

Speeding with a trunk full of hookers might be, but I'm not a real judge.
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Old 02-03-2013, 04:59 AM   #346
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Re: The question of the day thread

Seeing as there is a lack of womenfolk in this thread (because they don't exist on the internet).

QOTD:

Would you rather have to sex your own grandma, or your girlfriend's dad for a week?

Maternal or paternal grandma, it doesn't matter, if they're both dead it can be from when they were alive (say a week before they died) unless you want to go down the kinky necrophilia route.

Same applies if gf''s dad is dead.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:46 AM   #347
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:09 AM   #348
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hap, with the inordinate amount of YGOS questions, is there something you're trying to subtly let us know--or is this a deeper Freuedian problem?
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:45 AM   #349
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QOTD:

Would you rather have to sex your own grandma, or your girlfriend's dad for a week?

Maternal or paternal grandma, it doesn't matter, if they're both dead it can be from when they were alive (say a week before they died) unless you want to go down the kinky necrophilia route.

Same applies if gf''s dad is dead.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:11 AM   #350
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Re: The question of the day thread

This is 4L yo, there are the kind of questions that are encouraged. Can't ask them anywhere else.
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