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Old 01-25-2017, 10:04 AM   #5576
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:
Pick one:
1. Smell incurably terrible but look physically attractive
2. Smell great but look like a train hit you
3. Ask LonelyBox to prom

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Old 01-25-2017, 10:09 AM   #5577
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Old 01-25-2017, 10:11 AM   #5578
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#3 fwiw
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Old 01-25-2017, 11:09 AM   #5579
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:04 PM   #5580
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I've always wanted to **** a virgin
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Old 01-25-2017, 09:44 PM   #5581
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It's really not all that great tbh. Experience matters.
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Old 01-25-2017, 09:58 PM   #5582
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but I want to bust his flower!
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Old 01-25-2017, 10:41 PM   #5583
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TR, please.
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Old 01-25-2017, 10:48 PM   #5584
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you got to go 3. i mean the kid does need cheering up. but you can always rock up with him then just ditch him when you get in there and dance with one of the pretty girls right
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Old 01-25-2017, 11:09 PM   #5585
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you got to go 3. i mean the kid does need cheering up. but you can always rock up with him then just ditch him when you get in there and dance with one of the pretty girls right
you have a thing for 16 year old girls?
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Old 01-25-2017, 11:09 PM   #5586
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luke has a thing for 16 year old girls
more realistic imo
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Old 01-25-2017, 11:13 PM   #5587
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you have a thing for 16 year old girls?
Phrasing.
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Old 01-25-2017, 11:17 PM   #5588
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Phrasing.
Said Ripley to the android Bishop
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:49 AM   #5589
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you have a thing for 16 year old girls?
if there is hair on the field play ball....

but seriously no.
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Old 01-27-2017, 03:43 AM   #5590
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if there is hair on the field play ball....
you will find comments like that amusing until you have a daughter approaching that age.

A friend of mine treated women terribly in his youth so karma kicked his arse and gave him 4 daughters.
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Old 01-27-2017, 04:56 AM   #5591
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Would you rather be convicted and sentenced for some animal cruelty charge, like clubbing baby seals, or for something minor like sex in a public place that puts you on the sex offenders list?
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Old 01-27-2017, 05:03 AM   #5592
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Old 01-27-2017, 07:27 AM   #5593
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seals... at least you get some nice shoes right
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Old 01-27-2017, 08:23 AM   #5594
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I'd split the difference and have public sex with a baby seal.
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Old 01-27-2017, 10:30 AM   #5595
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I'd split the difference and have public sex with a baby seal.
Soooo...basically still "clubbing" a baby seal, iykwim?

I choose clubbing but with an actual club, not my club...perverts.
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Old 01-27-2017, 10:48 AM   #5596
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:27 AM   #5597
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Would you rather be convicted and sentenced for some animal cruelty charge, like clubbing baby seals, or for something minor like sex in a public place that puts you on the sex offenders list?
I heard it's very easy to get on that list in USA
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Old 01-27-2017, 06:31 PM   #5598
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SEALS ainec
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Old 01-27-2017, 08:13 PM   #5599
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seal with a lead-filled snowshoe
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Old 01-28-2017, 08:41 AM   #5600
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do you know how bad you get vilified if you are on that list?

like ****... is clubbing the seal even an options it' the only pick
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