The question of the day thread

[SouthernPott]

I'll take the static shock. Those pins and needles drive me crazy and I have enough trouble with an unusual pinched nerve in my lower back that shoots a pain down through my ballsack. It wouldn't be fair to put more abuse on it.

[A-K-Q-J-T]

Depends. When you discharge the static charge, let go of the object, and then touch it again in a matter of a few seconds, is the charge there again, or do you have some sort of window between shocks?

[Hap Hapablap]

Let's say you have 5 seconds before you get shocked again.

[A-K-Q-J-T]

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Let's say you have 5 seconds before you get shocked again.

If this includes getting shocked by women, then my peen votes pins and needles.

[SouthernPott]

Originally Posted by A-K-Q-J-T

If this includes getting shocked by women, then my peen votes pins and needles.

Just don't let go once you get started.

[Hap Hapablap]

New QOTD:

Would you rather motorboat your mum or suck off your dad?

[biceps]

I motorboat your mom on regular basis

[JustJ46671]

Motorboating mom is a traditional holiday greeting.

I think blowing dad would put a damper on thanksgiving (for me, at least).

Nomnommom

[ilovedonks]

Originally Posted by biceps

I motorboat your mom on regular basis

^5

[SouthernPott]

And we have reached a new low.

Motorboating my 76 year old mother.

[ilovedonks]

Thanks for that mental image SP

[A-K-Q-J-T]

Do I have to swallow?

[Hap Hapablap]

That's down to personal preference

[A-K-Q-J-T]

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

That's down to personal preference

Touche. I can't pick one, they both sound so good.

[SouthernPott]

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

That's down to personal preference

That's why I picked my mom. I figured my 76 year old heart patient father would take forever and I ain't got all day.

[Hap Hapablap]

New QOTD:

Would you rather drink a glass of cat vomit or a glass of a woman's period?

[Albino Lord]

considering I just vomited up blood from reading that--neither is a winning choice.

[zmandel]

4 oz menstruation
2 oz vodka
.5 oz lemon juice
3 dashes tabasco sauce
1 dash worcester sauce
1 pinch salt
1 celery stalk

[biceps]

cat vomit ainec

[SouthernPott]

You are more disturbed than I originally thought.

What's a little blood between friends? I get to choose the woman right? Not just some random slut off the street.

What did the cat eat that it is now vomiting?

[A-K-Q-J-T]

Originally Posted by biceps

cat vomit ainec

^^^

[Hap Hapablap]

Originally Posted by SouthernPott

You are more disturbed than I originally thought.

What's a little blood between friends? I get to choose the woman right? Not just some random slut off the street.

What did the cat eat that it is now vomiting?

I'm full of surprises.

You can choose the woman as long as they are able to menstruate. The cat will have eaten tinned catfood, because biscuits would be easier to take and I don't want things to be too easy.

[A-K-Q-J-T]

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

I'm full of surprises.

You can choose the woman as long as they are able to menstruate. The cat will have eaten tinned catfood, because biscuits would be easier to take and I don't want things to be too easy.

I don't suppose we're going to get any questions like "Would you rather have sex with Victoria's Secret models or asian underwear models?" Because I'm ready to vote now, just in case.

[Doc T River]

Originally Posted by A-K-Q-J-T

I don't suppose we're going to get any questions like "Would you rather have sex with Victoria's Secret models or asian underwear models?" Because I'm ready to vote now, just in case.

Just stay up late enough or get up early enough and you can make that the QOTD.

[Hap Hapablap]

No rule change, just be the first to post a QOTD when the new day starts at GMT