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Old 03-01-2013, 11:36 AM   #676
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'll take the static shock. Those pins and needles drive me crazy and I have enough trouble with an unusual pinched nerve in my lower back that shoots a pain down through my ballsack. It wouldn't be fair to put more abuse on it.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:04 PM   #677
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Re: The question of the day thread

Depends. When you discharge the static charge, let go of the object, and then touch it again in a matter of a few seconds, is the charge there again, or do you have some sort of window between shocks?
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:05 PM   #678
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Let's say you have 5 seconds before you get shocked again.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:41 PM   #679
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Let's say you have 5 seconds before you get shocked again.
If this includes getting shocked by women, then my peen votes pins and needles.
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:23 PM   #680
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If this includes getting shocked by women, then my peen votes pins and needles.

Just don't let go once you get started.
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:40 AM   #681
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD:

Would you rather motorboat your mum or suck off your dad?
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:42 AM   #682
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I motorboat your mom on regular basis
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:45 AM   #683
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Motorboating mom is a traditional holiday greeting.

I think blowing dad would put a damper on thanksgiving (for me, at least).

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Old 03-02-2013, 10:58 AM   #684
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Old 03-02-2013, 11:23 AM   #685
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And we have reached a new low.

Motorboating my 76 year old mother.
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Old 03-02-2013, 11:32 AM   #686
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Thanks for that mental image SP
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:50 PM   #687
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Do I have to swallow?
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Old 03-02-2013, 04:16 PM   #688
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That's down to personal preference
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Old 03-02-2013, 04:32 PM   #689
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That's down to personal preference
Touche. I can't pick one, they both sound so good.
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:52 PM   #690
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That's down to personal preference

That's why I picked my mom. I figured my 76 year old heart patient father would take forever and I ain't got all day.
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:26 AM   #691
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD:

Would you rather drink a glass of cat vomit or a glass of a woman's period?
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:28 AM   #692
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considering I just vomited up blood from reading that--neither is a winning choice.
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:37 AM   #693
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4 oz menstruation
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:59 AM   #694
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cat vomit ainec
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:39 AM   #695
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You are more disturbed than I originally thought.

What's a little blood between friends? I get to choose the woman right? Not just some random slut off the street.

What did the cat eat that it is now vomiting?
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Old 03-03-2013, 01:08 PM   #696
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:44 PM   #697
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You are more disturbed than I originally thought.

What's a little blood between friends? I get to choose the woman right? Not just some random slut off the street.

What did the cat eat that it is now vomiting?
I'm full of surprises.

You can choose the woman as long as they are able to menstruate. The cat will have eaten tinned catfood, because biscuits would be easier to take and I don't want things to be too easy.
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:57 PM   #698
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I'm full of surprises.

You can choose the woman as long as they are able to menstruate. The cat will have eaten tinned catfood, because biscuits would be easier to take and I don't want things to be too easy.
I don't suppose we're going to get any questions like "Would you rather have sex with Victoria's Secret models or asian underwear models?" Because I'm ready to vote now, just in case.
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Old 03-03-2013, 04:07 PM   #699
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I don't suppose we're going to get any questions like "Would you rather have sex with Victoria's Secret models or asian underwear models?" Because I'm ready to vote now, just in case.
Just stay up late enough or get up early enough and you can make that the QOTD.

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Old 03-03-2013, 04:38 PM   #700
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No rule change, just be the first to post a QOTD when the new day starts at GMT
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