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Old 02-27-2013, 06:16 AM   #626
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Old 02-27-2013, 06:18 AM   #627
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Would you rather:

A) Get raped as a young boy but as an adult get every woman you want
B) Have a normal childhood but grow up to be hidden ghey, married to Jen Lawrence
3rd QOTD!

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Old 02-27-2013, 06:23 AM   #628
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what just happened?

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Old 02-27-2013, 06:28 AM   #629
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rock beats paper
quote beats ninja edit
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:30 AM   #630
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Third time's the charm
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:31 AM   #631
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rock beats paper
quote beats ninja edit
Exactly. On top of that, you did it in less than 2 seconds, so go -chopper- imo.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:50 AM   #632
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Re: The question of the day thread

Obviously raped as a child is awesome when you consider the rest of your life!



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Old 02-27-2013, 07:36 AM   #633
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Exactly. On top of that, you did it in less than 2 seconds, so go -chopper- imo.
yay another thread about making -chopper- into -chopper-

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Old 02-27-2013, 01:14 PM   #634
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD #1

What kind of plug?

This kind


or this one



I'm probably eating the spider anyway. No telling where those plugs have been.

QOTD #2

White Muslim

Easier to hide my religious identity in a racist area than my ethnicity or race. Plus I only have to be a good Muslim in public, no drinking, no gambling, etc. Once home or in the homes of people that don't care I can do what I want.

QOTD #3

I've forgotten the question.
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:23 PM   #635
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD #3

I'm going with getting raped as a young boy and hoping my BBV4L loophole kicks in and it can be a hot teacher. Why are all these boys getting teacher-action in school these days? We didn't have this when I was growing up.
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:38 PM   #636
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I'm going with getting raped as a young boy and hoping my BBV4L loophole kicks in and it can be a hot teacher. Why are all these boys getting teacher-action in school these days? We didn't have this when I was growing up.
It probably happened a ton, but with the internet and everything, you hear about it more often. Also 24 hour news networks have nothing better to do than find this stuff.
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:00 PM   #637
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Re: The question of the day thread

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I'm going with getting raped as a young boy and hoping my BBV4L loophole kicks in and it can be a hot teacher. Why are all these boys getting teacher-action in school these days? We didn't have this when I was growing up.
Maybe it will be the hot teacher with the big rack. But then we'll never know cos no-one apart from that OP knows what the **** she looks like.
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:14 PM   #638
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Maybe it will be the hot teacher with the big rack. But then we'll never know cos no-one apart from that OP knows what the **** she looks like.
Good one.
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:12 AM   #639
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QOTD:

all the time yes
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:35 AM   #640
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Just make him a mod FFS, it got to him badly. hes starting to suck and he was cool before the campaign.
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:48 AM   #641
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Just make him a mod FFS, it got to him badly. hes starting to suck and he was cool before the campaign.
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:35 AM   #642
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all the time yes
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all the time no
Never go full yes/no
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:00 AM   #643
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Never go full yes/no
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:38 AM   #644
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I honestly have no answer. Both sound as unbearable as the other.
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Old 02-28-2013, 08:29 AM   #645
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Re: The question of the day thread

NEW QOTD: 28/02/2013

Scenario: You bump into the girl of your dreams, the one who you have been dreaming of boinking since your first ever boner. For some reason, she doesn't talk to you but hands you a note that says "Let's go to my room and f**K" which you obviously accept.

You get naked, she gets naked and just before everything starts, she hands you another note... "I went to the dentist today and he nailed my mouth shut after an operation, so no chance of a BJ. I also am on my period and have a bad case of diarrhea. I also have no condoms.."

You only have 3 choices.

A) Insert peen into blood-infested, smelly vag
B) Insert peen into a butt full of fecal matter
C ) Eat a cookie

This is the girl of your dreams and its a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What do you do?
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Old 02-28-2013, 08:38 AM   #646
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Re: The question of the day thread

a... if in doubt, always choose a.

plus quick clean/disinfectant afterwards with perform a wonderful fixer upper
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Old 02-28-2013, 09:48 AM   #647
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I did have sex with girl on period on multiple occasions and that **** smells so ****ing disgusting I' d have to go with diarrhea buttsecks. Must smell better imo and you push the **** back inside anyway. Cookies not an option ldo.
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:23 AM   #648
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can i still have the cookie afterwards? seems a waste of a perfectly good cookie
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:27 AM   #649
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can I **** her sister instead?
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:27 AM   #650
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