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Old 09-25-2014, 05:33 PM   #3076
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Re: The question of the day thread

anything above 10 mins is too cardio
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Old 09-25-2014, 05:42 PM   #3077
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and they dont even like anything over 5/6 minutes anyway, 2 much chaffing
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Old 09-25-2014, 05:56 PM   #3078
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Re: The question of the day thread

10 minutes is from the time you get in the house right?

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Old 09-25-2014, 06:09 PM   #3079
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what do you mean by wrapping it up? if it's wearing a condom, than yes unless she's really hot.
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Old 09-25-2014, 07:30 PM   #3080
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what do you mean by wrapping it up? if it's wearing a condom, than yes unless she's really hot.
Cause Hot chicks don't have STDs? Or because you only bang ugly fat chicks?
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Old 09-25-2014, 07:43 PM   #3081
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ripping through an extra thin condom is one of the greatest joys in life if you're well hung.
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Old 09-25-2014, 07:51 PM   #3082
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I've started with a condom due to the girls persistence and then took it off halfway thru without the girl knowing. At least they never said anything
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:35 AM   #3083
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Re: The question of the day thread

**What's the easiest way for me to obtain $100,000?**
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Old 09-26-2014, 02:01 AM   #3084
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who the **** still remembers me?
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Old 09-26-2014, 03:05 AM   #3085
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one at a time, my god
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Old 09-26-2014, 08:13 AM   #3086
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Re: The question of the day thread

Danger!
Where you been? How you doing?
(Neither of those are qotd, BTW)
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Old 09-26-2014, 09:25 AM   #3087
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**What's the easiest way for me to obtain $100,000?**
Wait till I'm really drunk?
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:16 PM   #3088
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ripping through an extra thin condom is one of the greatest joys in life if you're well hung.
i switched to magnums to avoid that because if im wearing a jimmy, i really dont want to be in there raw
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:17 PM   #3089
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**What's the easiest way for me to obtain $100,000?**
bet 50k on red ldo
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:44 AM   #3090
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Re: The question of the day thread

when ****ting, do you crumple the TP and wipe or fold and wipe?
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:58 AM   #3091
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Fold
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:32 AM   #3092
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Fold

The better question may be do you use the same number of squares each wipe?
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:48 AM   #3093
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The square count is totally dependent on the tissue quality and the kind of poop it has to remove.
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Old 09-30-2014, 12:28 PM   #3094
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Fold, also, I always use a lot bcs I'm sick
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Old 09-30-2014, 12:45 PM   #3095
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crumple. never folded in my entire life.... I'm ****ing messy.

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Fold, also, I always use a lot bcs I'm sick
you no fibers, mate? salad is only +ev because it helps save lots of $ from TP, and avoiding hemorrhoids.
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Old 09-30-2014, 01:38 PM   #3096
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No, I'm mentally sick I guess
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Old 09-30-2014, 02:26 PM   #3097
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Fold obviously.

Crumplers: were you born in a barn?
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Old 09-30-2014, 09:08 PM   #3098
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Fold

The better question may be do you use the same number of squares each wipe?
I decrease as I wipe. I want a lot of insulation for the first few passes, but when the bulk is gone I thin out for better access to the nooks and crannies.
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Old 09-30-2014, 09:16 PM   #3099
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Re: The question of the day thread

fold ainec
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:35 PM   #3100
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nooks and crannies.
Crags and fissures
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