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Old 02-15-2013, 06:47 AM   #501
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:54 AM   #502
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Lol I poop once a day but that's cos I'm not full of ****
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:55 AM   #503
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Lol I poop once a day but that's cos I'm not full of ****


also, it's because ur scared of work toilets.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:16 AM   #504
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I poop 4 times/day
Solid brag
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:17 AM   #505
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Sit&Poo (could be a new ipoker game as well) lol
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:19 AM   #506
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:43 AM   #507
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:04 AM   #508
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Speaking as a guy who has IBS and who had an anal fissure once, you don't want to poop. On average, I poop twice a day, I'm using a low end guesstimate here. If I eat, I poop. I'm not talking like easy ones either. They're full on soul draining experiences that take 10 minutes and you feel dirty afterwards. I eat a sandwich, it's coming out within 20 minutes of eating. Oh, some soup? Cya in 20 minutes. Oh, chili for dinner? I may have to stop eating to go poop it out. I have good days as well, where it's not that bad, but sometimes, I **** like 6 times a day. Your ass gets so raw from wiping that you have blood and you can't sit/walk without pain.

Take the pissing. Stand for longer periods of time. Or sit for longer
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:35 AM   #509
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Go back in time and take a photo of Mohammed for the lulz
Oh sure, you post at 1:30 a.m. according to my clock and now you are going to bring a fatwa down on us.


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I'd go back to before you made this post, then slap you upside the head.
-1 for not posting within the QOTD time frame. Your posting came in at 2:30 a.m. so why don't you go back in time, answer the question, then go back in time and slap me upside the head.

New QOTD Answer: I'd rather pee every time I stand up. Can I tag team this question with the one about a pee fetish and a woman? They would work well together for me.
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:36 AM   #510
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Oh sure, you post at 1:30 a.m. according to my clock and now you are going to bring a fatwa down on us.




-1 for not posting within the QOTD time frame. Your posting came in at 2:30 a.m. so why don't you go back in time, answer the question, then go back in time and slap me upside the head.
yeh i realised when i was posting, but i hoped u wouldnt realise. fml.
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:02 PM   #511
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD February 16, 2013:

Has this thread run its course and should be left to die or should we make an effort to come up with something that promises to question our ethics/morality and the possibility of painful dismemberment or death?
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:06 PM   #512
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bastard ldo
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:54 AM   #513
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Old 02-17-2013, 07:45 AM   #514
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QOTD February 16, 2013:

Has this thread run its course and should be left to die or should we make an effort to come up with something that promises to question our ethics/morality and the possibility of painful dismemberment or death?
Yes.
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:04 AM   #515
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD

Just cos this horse(burger) should die, I feel like flogging it a bit more.

In light of the recent meteorite hit, imagine you lived in a small town. Would you rather:

A) A meteorite hit the town, wiping it out but leaving a few survivors?
B) An alien spaceship crashed nearby, everyone saw it and survived but you have to deal with being hushed up the government for the rest of your life?
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:22 AM   #516
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Re: The question of the day thread

B) An alien spaceship crashed nearby, everyone saw it and survived but you have to deal with being hushed up the government for the rest of your life?

Hushed = receiving silence money ?
Sure thing. Better than losing a lot of my close friends.
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:35 AM   #517
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The aliens crashed by my house once.

Very exciting. ET wasn't wearing his seat belt, so he won't be phoning home.

Would do it again.
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:39 AM   #518
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B) An alien spaceship crashed nearby, everyone saw it and survived but you have to deal with being hushed up the government for the rest of your life?

Hushed = receiving silence money ?
Sure thing. Better than losing a lot of my close friends.
More like "talk and you disappear".
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Old 02-18-2013, 11:36 AM   #519
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Oh no you don't. Not after this response to my last bad question.

But in the interest of science.

B.) Aliens, I can keep my mouth shut. Some days all I want to do is come home, kick back, and take a good anal probing anyway.
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Old 02-18-2013, 05:10 PM   #520
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I am going alien all the way.
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Old 02-18-2013, 05:17 PM   #521
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The aliens are out there already man
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Old 02-18-2013, 05:24 PM   #522
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm already doing B..... err I mean....
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Old 02-19-2013, 05:11 AM   #523
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I'm already doing B..... err I mean....
Shut up dude! You'll get us in trouble...
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:48 AM   #524
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD: Would you rather be the most attractive man to every woman on earth? or would you rather be the most attractive man to 1 woman and a handful of men?

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Old 02-19-2013, 06:52 AM   #525
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Re: The question of the day thread

Easy. Most attractive man to every woman on earth.

I'm not world famous or a celebrity so only the women who have ever seen me would find me attractive, and I doubt they are going to fight like rabid dogs to get to me.
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