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Originally Posted by F3V3R
Best place to hide a body?
The ocean. Strip the body and burn the clothes. Wrap the body in chicken wire. Wrap chains around the wire and attach cinder blocks to the chains. Take it out past the fishing areas and drop it overboard as deep as possible. Bonus points for severing the head and hands and disposing of these separately but in similar manners.
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
ok, now that you and Jesus are best of buddies, he's changed his idea about giving you time travel (too many woman getting pregnant, surprisingly from the guys who only wanted to freeze time for 5 seconds).
Now he says I'll give you a choice of one of the following:
1) Morph into any animal in the world. Once you change to something you need to remain as that animal for a minimum of 6 hours
2) The ability to fly. But it takes a lot of energy and you will get fatigued and tired. For every 1 second flying is the equivalent to staying awake for 1 hour. e.g. at the start of the day you might be able to fly for 20 second, but would then need to sleep for 8 hours.
3) The ability to climb walls Spiderman style
3) The ability to climb walls Spiderman style. Chicks dig Spiderman and it will be an easy payday for companies wanting publicity. Think about getting paid huge every time a new Spiderman movie or video game is produced. Plus it just looks like fun.