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Old 01-28-2013, 05:49 AM   #226
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Re: The question of the day thread

Oh didn't know that.... carry on then.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:50 AM   #227
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It's only gay if you enjoy it.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:51 AM   #228
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Re: The question of the day thread

Answer the question gheyz, i mean guyz.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:57 AM   #229
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I answered it.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:58 AM   #230
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good
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:14 AM   #231
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sex... getting paid for sex = win
eating sewage is just yucky, no matter how much for.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:39 AM   #232
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sex... getting paid for sex = win
eating sewage is just yucky, no matter how much for.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:51 AM   #233
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I choose the former because the latter is so out there.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:11 AM   #234
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Eating pewp is yicky. Sexing for a crap wage is better imo
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:02 PM   #235
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would i have to eat ALL of the sewage?
that seems umpossible
i'm pretty full after a couple of Krystal's
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:42 PM   #236
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Being a sex guru doesn't guarantee you're having sex.

Last edited by Doc T River; 01-28-2013 at 01:44 PM. Reason: You could be like a sex therapist that tells people how to have better sex.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:43 PM   #237
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How are you a sex guru if you're not having sex? Reading books about sex doesn't make you a guru.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:31 PM   #238
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New new question of the day:
What's the deal with all the ghey questions(nothing wrong with that tho, just curious)?
i never thought id say this but i think andz makes a good point.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:32 PM   #239
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:47 PM   #240
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Re: The question of the day thread

I've been giving it away for all these years, getting paid is a no brainer. Sex guru it is!!

This isn't my only income is it? Do I need to find a rich woman that will support me and not nag me for banging every woman I am able?
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:50 PM   #241
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yeah can i be a freelance gigilo on the side?
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:45 PM   #242
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yeah can i be a freelance gigilo on the side?
You'll have to take a pay cut...
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:46 PM   #243
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Old 01-29-2013, 04:30 AM   #244
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can't believe I'm nabbing a constitutive QOTD:

Would you rather have:
* A 3rd leg which is longer than your existing 2 legs
* Tyrannosaurus arms?
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Old 01-29-2013, 04:32 AM   #245
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i already have a 3rd leg that's longer than my existing 2...

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Old 01-29-2013, 04:35 AM   #246
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i already have a 3rd leg that's longer than my existing 2...

So much win!
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Old 01-29-2013, 05:53 AM   #247
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Third leg is such an obvious choice.
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Old 01-29-2013, 05:58 AM   #248
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:30 AM   #249
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Re: The question of the day thread

Is there any benefit to having Tyrannosaurus arms? I know it should be obvious but do you mean for the third leg to be an actual leg or is it a giant peen? If it is an actual leg where is it going to be attached on my body? Will I have superhuman speed with a third leg?

Not to be a nit but a QOTD should have two highly desirable positives paired with two negatives that impact whether or not the positives are really worth it.

Example:

Would you rather have the largest peen (a third leg) on record but your can only use it for sex once per year for a 24 hour period or would you like to have a really tiny peen (like Candyheels4BBC claimed to have) and you can bang all the women you are able 24/7/365? If you choose the small peen you will also suffer the humiliation of being laughed at for having a small peen by each of the women with whom you have sex.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:37 AM   #250
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Is there any benefit to having Tyrannosaurus arms? I know it should be obvious but do you mean for the third leg to be an actual leg or is it a giant peen? If it is an actual leg where is it going to be attached on my body? Will I have superhuman speed with a third leg?
as stated in question, it is a leg. not a peen.
no extra speed, or it would have stated, it is just an additional leg.
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Would you rather have the largest peen (a third leg) on record but your can only use it for sex once per year for a 24 hour period or would you like to have a really tiny peen (like Candyheels4BBC claimed to have) and you can bang all the women you are able 24/7/365? If you choose the small peen you will also suffer the humiliation of being laughed at for having a small peen by each of the women with whom you have sex.
great idea. simply be the first to post in this thread after 00:00GMT on any given day and the QOTD is yours!
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