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Old 10-10-2013, 11:56 AM   #1551
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Re: The question of the day thread

You guys are crazy in here.. burned alive is definitely the worst. Eaten by a shark is pretty horrible, I suppose being drown by poop would be alright? People are right though, shark may be the quickest?
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Old 10-10-2013, 01:48 PM   #1552
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You guys are crazy in here.. burned alive is definitely the worst. Eaten by a shark is pretty horrible, I suppose being drown by poop would be alright? People are right though, shark may be the quickest?
I've always worried about falling into a pit of poisonous snakes.
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Old 10-10-2013, 01:50 PM   #1553
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You guys are crazy in here.. burned alive is definitely the worst. Eaten by a shark is pretty horrible, I suppose being drown by poop would be alright? People are right though, shark may be the quickest?
please answer every question in this thread.
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Old 10-10-2013, 02:35 PM   #1554
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being buried up to head in desert, cover head with honey. nut low.
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Old 10-11-2013, 05:48 PM   #1555
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this is his new account

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/337914/

he's more involved with the high stakes thread in nvg and some oot these days.
yeah i knew that

i always liked him in 4l tho

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You guys are crazy in here.. burned alive is definitely the worst. Eaten by a shark is pretty horrible, I suppose being drown by poop would be alright? People are right though, shark may be the quickest?
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Old 10-11-2013, 06:17 PM   #1556
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Re: The question of the day thread

appropriate 4 kidz?


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Old 10-11-2013, 11:26 PM   #1557
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yes, appropriate.

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Old 10-13-2013, 06:24 AM   #1558
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Kids should learn about life early on; ideally from strange colored felt monsters.
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Old 10-13-2013, 07:50 AM   #1559
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If you could find out when & where you were going to die--would you want to know?
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Old 10-13-2013, 07:57 AM   #1560
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of course not.
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Old 10-13-2013, 08:46 AM   #1561
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Old 10-13-2013, 10:48 AM   #1562
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If you could find out when & where you were going to die--would you want to know?
also couldn't you just not turn up if you knew where you were going to die.

Or will you get chased around by death like that movie?
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Old 10-13-2013, 11:34 AM   #1563
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also couldn't you just not turn up if you knew where you were going to die.
For our purposes, its inevitable. Fate will force you to be there.
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Old 10-13-2013, 01:58 PM   #1564
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If you could find out when & where you were going to die--would you want to know?
Unless it involves a sexual encounter with a trio of women in their 20's in some exotic locale while I am 90+ years old, I would rather be uninformed.
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Old 10-13-2013, 03:34 PM   #1565
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For our purposes, its inevitable. Fate will force you to be there.
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Old 10-14-2013, 02:36 AM   #1566
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If you could find out when & where you were going to die--would you want to know?
Hell no

The tea leaf reader that my mum thought would be a good idea to drag me along to when I was a young un told me I was going to live into my 80s. That's always kind of stuck with me. I hope she was right because I would like to live that long.
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Old 10-14-2013, 02:09 PM   #1567
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I'd probably want to know, so I could prepare everyone and stuff. Get my affairs in order and what not.
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Old 10-14-2013, 02:33 PM   #1568
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Re: The question of the day thread

first instinct is to say no way, but i think if i genuinely had the choice id probably want to be told
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Old 10-14-2013, 04:50 PM   #1569
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Re: The question of the day thread

We've had this a while ago didn't we.

It was smthing like a random dude coming up to you and handing you a book without saying anything and walking away. You start reading and its a book of your life, perfectly written in details. The question was, do you read the book to the end?

I am going with peli's "hell no!" anyways.
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Old 10-16-2013, 07:58 AM   #1570
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Re: The question of the day thread

I think I'd like to know. Fate is inexorable. May as well know how you die so you can be prepared.
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Old 10-20-2013, 06:27 AM   #1571
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Re: WHat do you do?

You were in desperate need of monies and you met with a well known ruthless loan shark to borrow millions.

Time comes to pay up but you have no means to return the money. Credit all topped out with no company willing to lend you another dime. Eveything of value is pawned, sold or leveraged already etc.

You already stalled a couple times before and got beat up in the process and was told this was the last one. You are informed that next time it will be you seeing your whole family killed one by one where you will be last. He shot your dogs the last time.

So in one of the many sleepless nights you see 2 vans pull up to your house and see many thugs exit with machetes and guns. You rush to wake the wife. You tell the wife to get 13 yr old Sarah and meet you in the panic room while you get 5 yr old Tom.

Tom is not in his room and you search frantically. You look in the living room when you see the door gets busted down. They see you run into the panic room where you see the wife and daughter and lock it.

Loan shark demands everyone exit the panic room or he will hurt your son. The panic room is still in the process of being finish and there is no outside communication yet.
He starts beating up your son.

What do you do?
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:32 AM   #1572
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Re: The question of the day thread

Umm don't you have to come out before otherwise you stave to death?
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Old 10-20-2013, 08:14 AM   #1573
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Real loan shark won't hurt the kid too much. If the wife comes out, there might be a more *aggressive assault* imposed. Tell Tommy, "Sorry kid, thems the breaks!" and lock yourself into the panic room.
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Old 10-20-2013, 08:53 AM   #1574
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Will he take a check?
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Old 10-20-2013, 12:18 PM   #1575
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Sell the house... or give it to the loan shark.....
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