The question of the day thread

[Mr. Variance]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?

I never even thought of this possibility...

[cannabusto]

Not only have I tried--I've succeeded.

[mark32607]

Originally Posted by LoveThee

Would

Seriously, nothing sadder than paying a woman to let you **** her.

I know it has been said a million times, but apparently you never got the memo.....You aren't paying her to let you **** her, you are paying her to leave afterwards.

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?

How have I never though about this?

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by Mr. Variance

I never even thought of this possibility...

because you sit down to pee?

[tinytim2006]

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

I love the idea of Star Wars. I loved episodes 4, 5 and 6 as a kid. The scripts are terrible though, and no-one has revamped X-Wing into an awesome space simulator. Therefore Star Trek.

I totally agree. Star Wars has great potential but I don't think any of them are great films. I love science fiction and light saber fights though! I've got high hopes the new one will be really good

[thabighurt35]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?

yea, but never won that game, unless you count spitting on your junk a win

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

yea, but never won that game, unless you count spitting on your junk a win

[ncboiler]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?

I never not do that

[LoveThee]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?

Not yet...
Question of the month IMO.

Has this situation ever arisen for anyone?:
You are taking a ****, you are sitting on the toilet, you need to spit. Since your legs are in a V-shape You spit in the little hole between your legs. But the spit gets in the hairs of your perineum.

My spitting accuracy has certainly increased over the last years.

[fidstar-poker]

If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?

[LoveThee]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?

I would probably ask Obama if he ever tried to spit through his pee stream.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by LoveThee

I would probably ask Obama if he ever tried to spit through his pee stream.

[zikzak]

I'd ask that son of a ***** who merged into my lane earlier today wtf he was thinking pulling in front of me like that.

[Hap Hapablap]

wyglmtt is the most obvious question.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

wyglmtt is the most obvious question.

9/10 times would already know the answer
Obvious questions have obvious answers. Like asking Jon Snow what he knows...

[Hap Hapablap]

In that case, you got bout tree fiddy?

[thabighurt35]

Originally Posted by LoveThee

Not yet...
Question of the month IMO.

Has this situation ever arisen for anyone?:
You are taking a ****, you are sitting on the toilet, you need to spit. Since your legs are in a V-shape You spit in the little hole between your legs. But the spit gets in the hairs of your perineum.

My spitting accuracy has certainly increased over the last years.

wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?

[thabighurt35]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?

Bill gates for his banking information obv

[mark32607]

Originally Posted by zikzak

I'd ask that son of a ***** who merged into my lane earlier today wtf he was thinking pulling in front of me like that.

Sorry about that I was a little distracted cause I was receiving a blowjob from my wife.

[Hap Hapablap]

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?

It rolls down his vagina

[LoveThee]

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?

So I tried it out and turns out I missed a step. Imagine an isoceles triangle where the equal sides are your legs and the other side is the toilet seat. Inside the triangle would be my dick and balls. I can't spit through my dick and balls, there are some holes but it would require subhuman precision which I don't posess. So I lift my dick, but my balls would be on the way, so I lift my balls too, now I have a big hole to aim for. the perineum is exposed right there, but you gotta lift your balls, otherwise you definitely will spit on your balls.

[JustJ46671]

Maybe scoot back on the seat or don't spit like a girl?

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?

Now that's one Magic Loogie

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by mark32607

Sorry about that I was a little distracted cause I was receiving a blowjob from your wife.

fyp