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Old 06-27-2014, 12:24 PM   #2726
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Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?
I never even thought of this possibility...
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Old 06-27-2014, 12:25 PM   #2727
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:27 PM   #2728
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Seriously, nothing sadder than paying a woman to let you **** her.
I know it has been said a million times, but apparently you never got the memo.....You aren't paying her to let you **** her, you are paying her to leave afterwards.
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:40 PM   #2729
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Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?
How have I never though about this?
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:41 PM   #2730
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I never even thought of this possibility...
because you sit down to pee?
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Old 06-27-2014, 02:24 PM   #2731
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I love the idea of Star Wars. I loved episodes 4, 5 and 6 as a kid. The scripts are terrible though, and no-one has revamped X-Wing into an awesome space simulator. Therefore Star Trek.
I totally agree. Star Wars has great potential but I don't think any of them are great films. I love science fiction and light saber fights though! I've got high hopes the new one will be really good
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Old 06-27-2014, 04:03 PM   #2732
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Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?
yea, but never won that game, unless you count spitting on your junk a win
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Old 06-27-2014, 09:09 PM   #2733
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yea, but never won that game, unless you count spitting on your junk a win
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Old 06-27-2014, 10:02 PM   #2734
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Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?
I never not do that
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Old 06-29-2014, 06:40 PM   #2735
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Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?
Not yet...
Question of the month IMO.

Has this situation ever arisen for anyone?:
You are taking a ****, you are sitting on the toilet, you need to spit. Since your legs are in a V-shape You spit in the little hole between your legs. But the spit gets in the hairs of your perineum.

My spitting accuracy has certainly increased over the last years.
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Old 06-29-2014, 06:58 PM   #2736
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Re: The question of the day thread

If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?
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Old 06-29-2014, 07:16 PM   #2737
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If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?
I would probably ask Obama if he ever tried to spit through his pee stream.
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Old 06-29-2014, 10:04 PM   #2738
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I would probably ask Obama if he ever tried to spit through his pee stream.
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Old 06-29-2014, 10:22 PM   #2739
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'd ask that son of a ***** who merged into my lane earlier today wtf he was thinking pulling in front of me like that.
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Old 06-30-2014, 05:39 AM   #2740
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wyglmtt is the most obvious question.
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:02 AM   #2741
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wyglmtt is the most obvious question.
9/10 times would already know the answer
Obvious questions have obvious answers. Like asking Jon Snow what he knows...
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:34 AM   #2742
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In that case, you got bout tree fiddy?
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Old 06-30-2014, 11:15 AM   #2743
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Not yet...
Question of the month IMO.

Has this situation ever arisen for anyone?:
You are taking a ****, you are sitting on the toilet, you need to spit. Since your legs are in a V-shape You spit in the little hole between your legs. But the spit gets in the hairs of your perineum.

My spitting accuracy has certainly increased over the last years.
wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?
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Old 06-30-2014, 11:16 AM   #2744
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If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?
Bill gates for his banking information obv
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Old 06-30-2014, 11:20 AM   #2745
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I'd ask that son of a ***** who merged into my lane earlier today wtf he was thinking pulling in front of me like that.
Sorry about that I was a little distracted cause I was receiving a blowjob from my wife.
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Old 06-30-2014, 12:00 PM   #2746
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wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?
It rolls down his vagina
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Old 06-30-2014, 12:16 PM   #2747
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wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?
So I tried it out and turns out I missed a step. Imagine an isoceles triangle where the equal sides are your legs and the other side is the toilet seat. Inside the triangle would be my dick and balls. I can't spit through my dick and balls, there are some holes but it would require subhuman precision which I don't posess. So I lift my dick, but my balls would be on the way, so I lift my balls too, now I have a big hole to aim for. the perineum is exposed right there, but you gotta lift your balls, otherwise you definitely will spit on your balls.
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Old 06-30-2014, 01:02 PM   #2748
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Maybe scoot back on the seat or don't spit like a girl?
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Old 06-30-2014, 01:37 PM   #2749
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wait, how do you spit on your grundle while sitting down?

Does your spit take a U-Turn after it gets below your arse?
Now that's one Magic Loogie
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Old 06-30-2014, 01:38 PM   #2750
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Sorry about that I was a little distracted cause I was receiving a blowjob from your wife.
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