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Old 09-02-2013, 02:13 PM   #1401
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Re: The question of the day thread

Rather be a man too, but would be nice to find out why they take so damn long in the bathroom.
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Old 09-02-2013, 02:20 PM   #1402
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Guess none of you liked the idea of walking into the girl's change room then...
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Old 09-02-2013, 02:23 PM   #1403
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Re: The question of the day thread

i think i could do 3 months, maybe do some exploring for the "G-Spot"
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Old 09-02-2013, 03:31 PM   #1404
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i think i could do 3 months, maybe do some exploring for the "G-Spot"
might as well search for the fountain of youth, pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or Hap Hapablap's masculinity. Not going to find it dude.
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Old 09-02-2013, 03:44 PM   #1405
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it takes a real man to wear pink t-shirts
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Old 09-02-2013, 05:43 PM   #1406
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might as well search for the fountain of youth, pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or Hap Hapablap's masculinity. Not going to find it dude.
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Old 09-02-2013, 11:27 PM   #1407
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QOTD

Jesus knocks on the door and you let him in because, you know, he's Jesus.

He says I'm going to transform you into a woman for "X" amount of time. You get to choose "X". How long do you choose?

You get turned into as a decent, but not stunningly, looking woman. Maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10.

While you have your own mind, you do get typical lady attributes. You know:

a) you will like the color pink
b) you will find terrible music cool
c) you will go through the fun hormone stuff once a month
d) you may be attracted to the boys (how strong can you fight those female urges)
e) and so on...
Are you sure it was Jesus? This sounds more like the work of Satan.

Anyway, I am going for 2-3 years. Once I am a woman, I'm going to work at a strip joint, full nude of course, until I find some rich old dude to be my sugar daddy. I'll ply him with my feminine wiles, con him into marrying me, promise me all of his worldly possessions and money in his will, then hope he has a massive heart attack or stroke when my time runs out and I revert back to a man.

If, on the other hand, he finds me to be an equally attractive man, I'll make sure he applies the necessary changes to his will and I will become his boy toy. I've probably already been sucking his wiener and taking it up the backside as a woman so what the hell.
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Old 09-03-2013, 09:07 AM   #1408
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Re: The question of the day thread

A week tops.

QOTD
Have you ever questioned the fact that half of the world population are women?
I mean,where are they?
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Old 09-03-2013, 10:35 AM   #1409
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A week tops.

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Have you ever questioned the fact that half of the world population are women?
I mean,where are they?
In the bathroom.
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Old 09-03-2013, 10:44 AM   #1410
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A week tops.

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Have you ever questioned the fact that half of the world population are women?
I mean,where are they?
Avoiding you. Looks like they are going ok.
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Old 09-03-2013, 05:40 PM   #1411
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A week tops.

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Have you ever questioned the fact that half of the world population are women?
I mean,where are they?
OOT
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Old 09-04-2013, 12:36 AM   #1412
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Have you ever questioned the fact that half of the world population are women?
I mean,where are they?
No, but I've always thought women comprised 51.3% of the population. Considering 10% of the population might be gay a lot of them are in bed together satisfying my lesbian porn fetish or hanging from poles in strip clubs.
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Old 09-04-2013, 12:49 PM   #1413
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Long time no see!! What've you been up to?

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Old 09-04-2013, 01:16 PM   #1414
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I usually tell them what I've been up to. You know, like the stuff I've been doing. Very rarely do I discuss my masturbation frequency with an old friend.
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:30 PM   #1415
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How much money would I have to give you to not masturbate or have sex/blowjobs etc for one full year.
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:44 PM   #1416
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Will you be checking on me? Is this payable in advance or do I have to do the whole year before you make good on the money?

$2000.00

In singles please.
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:57 PM   #1417
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I went a week without a wank before, never again
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Old 09-06-2013, 12:46 AM   #1418
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How much money would I have to give you to not masturbate or have sex/blowjobs etc for one full year.
Wouldn't it be unhealthy?
I imagine at one point I would ejaculate without wanting to, if that wouldn't disqualify me, then no less than 10K$.

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Old 09-06-2013, 01:58 AM   #1419
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Wouldn't it be unhealthy?
I imagine at one point I would ejaculate without wanting to, if that wouldn't disqualify me, then no less than 10K$.


Y?
After a few months a strong breeze might be enough.
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Old 09-06-2013, 06:15 PM   #1420
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I started a week ago. Only 51 weeks to go!! If, however, I win a lottery in the interim I am canceling and becoming a sugar daddy to a college girl(or a girl in cosmetology school, I could use a pedicure).
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:47 PM   #1421
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Masturbation is a sin and you're all going to hell.
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Old 09-06-2013, 11:01 PM   #1422
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Who axed the question today?
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:15 AM   #1423
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Who axed the question today?
You did!! I win!
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Old 09-07-2013, 03:05 AM   #1424
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What is the Gayest song that you like?
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Old 09-07-2013, 02:11 PM   #1425
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That would be greensleves.
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