Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

BBV4Life Seemingly Indescribable

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-16-2013, 04:46 PM   #1726
Riverdinho
grinder
 
Riverdinho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 477
Re: The question of the day thread

Finally found a good wife huh?
Riverdinho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2013, 05:19 PM   #1727
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

Heh. Saying that, he's had more luck than I've had in the 9 or so years since the parents split. Tragic really, I may as well get fat, grow a neckbeard, wear a fedora and call women m'lady whilst white-knighting constantly.
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2013, 05:14 AM   #1728
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,540
Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD - Should Hap Hapablap

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap View Post
get fat, grow a neckbeard, wear a fedora and call women m'lady whilst white-knighting constantly.
?

My answer is yes
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2013, 05:49 AM   #1729
pelicanpoker
World's Best Dad
 
pelicanpoker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
Re: The question of the day thread

My answer is no
pelicanpoker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2013, 06:12 AM   #1730
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: no
Posts: 18,500
Re: The question of the day thread

yes
Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2013, 09:41 AM   #1731
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Sure.
It won't affect his posting, right?
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2013, 10:24 AM   #1732
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

Well I surely can't get any worse
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-17-2013, 10:13 PM   #1733
trucdouf
veteran
 
trucdouf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,213
Just talk to a woman for the love of god.

Let them do the talking.

It's that easy.
trucdouf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 05:34 AM   #1734
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

Lol letting women talk at me isn't the problem, it's trying to listening to them that usually makes me fail.
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 08:53 AM   #1735
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap View Post
Lol letting women talk at me isn't the problem, it's trying to listening to them that usually makes me fail.
Needs more chloroform
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 10:51 AM   #1736
herbertstemple
veteran
 
herbertstemple's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Spike Forever!!!
Posts: 3,143
Re: The question of the day thread

Why can't two snowflakes be the same
?
herbertstemple is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 11:50 AM   #1737
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

They probably could but the likelihood of you finding them will be very small. It's how the water freezes, the atmospheric conditions, bonds between molecules, temperature etc.

Also snow is pretty ghey.
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 11:51 AM   #1738
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

Scratch that, snow is like a woman. They are both cold and don't like to look the same as anyone else.
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 12:42 PM   #1739
trucdouf
veteran
 
trucdouf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,213
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap View Post
Lol letting women talk at me isn't the problem, it's trying to listening to them that usually makes me fail.
That's your problem. No need to actually listen. Tune in, tune out, ask the occasional question about some small detail.
trucdouf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2013, 08:01 PM   #1740
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

Will this thread ever get a star rating?
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2013, 09:28 AM   #1741
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: no
Posts: 18,500
Re: The question of the day thread

voted 5*
Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2013, 10:40 AM   #1742
mattew88
veteran
 
mattew88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 3,492
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay View Post
voted 5*
+1
mattew88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2013, 11:14 AM   #1743
Jackitos
 
Jackitos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Patrollin for hotties with Provenza
Posts: 17,534
Did not vote at all
Jackitos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2013, 11:15 AM   #1744
bustaroll
newbie
 
bustaroll's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 36
Re: The question of the day thread

How does a blind man knows when he is done whiping his a**?
bustaroll is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2013, 02:01 PM   #1745
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

One of the downsides of being a guide dog.
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2013, 03:02 PM   #1746
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,540
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by bustaroll View Post
How does a blind man knows when he is done whiping his a**?
the wipe and sniff test

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap View Post
Will this thread ever get a star rating?
happy?
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2013, 05:53 AM   #1747
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

I was expecting 3 stars, but everyone knows you vote 5 or 1 and that's it
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2013, 08:25 AM   #1748
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap View Post
I was expecting 3 stars, but everyone knows you vote 5 or 1 and that's it
you ARE three stars
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2013, 07:15 PM   #1749
Riverdinho
grinder
 
Riverdinho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 477
Re: The question of the day thread

George Patton was three stars. He's buried in Hamm, Luxembourg.
Where will your final resting place be?
Riverdinho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2013, 12:24 AM   #1750
Paralimbic
banned
 
Paralimbic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Reeperbahn
Posts: 673
Re: The question of the day thread

Start taking pills?
Paralimbic is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:38 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive