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Old 09-18-2013, 11:29 AM   #1476
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Probably just bury it somewhere? Hernandez doesn't recommend in an industrial park like 1 mile from your house.
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:34 AM   #1477
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Stop flying and wake up sooner if you want to ask questions idiot. I wanna know where i'm gonna hide your body?
Just got back from burying something at your mum's house.
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Old 09-18-2013, 12:39 PM   #1478
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Re: The question of the day thread

Spiderman wall climbing. Being an animal could be cool and all, but 6 hours? Damn. Also, flying for 20 seconds would be lame, unless you can fly super-fast.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:04 PM   #1479
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Best place to hide a body?
on the roof, nobody ever goes up to the roof.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:12 PM   #1480
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Hide a body under 12ft underground. Hide a dead dog above it 6ft underground.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:25 PM   #1481
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i see you've played 'hide the body' before
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:42 PM   #1482
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:30 PM   #1483
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Best place to hide a body?
The ocean. Strip the body and burn the clothes. Wrap the body in chicken wire. Wrap chains around the wire and attach cinder blocks to the chains. Take it out past the fishing areas and drop it overboard as deep as possible. Bonus points for severing the head and hands and disposing of these separately but in similar manners.

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ok, now that you and Jesus are best of buddies, he's changed his idea about giving you time travel (too many woman getting pregnant, surprisingly from the guys who only wanted to freeze time for 5 seconds).

Now he says I'll give you a choice of one of the following:

1) Morph into any animal in the world. Once you change to something you need to remain as that animal for a minimum of 6 hours
2) The ability to fly. But it takes a lot of energy and you will get fatigued and tired. For every 1 second flying is the equivalent to staying awake for 1 hour. e.g. at the start of the day you might be able to fly for 20 second, but would then need to sleep for 8 hours.
3) The ability to climb walls Spiderman style
3) The ability to climb walls Spiderman style. Chicks dig Spiderman and it will be an easy payday for companies wanting publicity. Think about getting paid huge every time a new Spiderman movie or video game is produced. Plus it just looks like fun.
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:37 PM   #1484
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Yeah Spiderman clear winner

Make 1 min of flying=staying awake for 1 hour, then things might get interesting.

How fast can i fly?
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:09 PM   #1485
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How fast can i fly?
Who cares? It's not the Question of the day.

Body in ocean, ez game.
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:54 PM   #1486
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Best place to hide a body?
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:54 PM   #1487
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:11 AM   #1488
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Old 09-21-2013, 11:37 AM   #1489
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Re: The question of the day thread

Who's your dream girl?

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Old 09-21-2013, 03:43 PM   #1490
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Old 09-24-2013, 03:20 AM   #1491
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Old 09-24-2013, 05:26 AM   #1492
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^^^ get out of my dreams dude
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:41 AM   #1493
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Old 09-24-2013, 05:50 PM   #1494
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD Anyone?
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Old 09-24-2013, 06:14 PM   #1495
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Re: The question of the day thread

If I offered you $500 never to post and / or read 2+2 again, would you take it? How about $1,000 or is $3.50 enough?
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Old 09-25-2013, 07:39 AM   #1496
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Snap taking 500$.
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Old 09-25-2013, 08:52 AM   #1497
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:35 PM   #1498
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Re: The question of the day thread

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If I offered you $500 never to post and / or read 2+2 again, would you take it? How about $1,000 or is $3.50 enough?
$500 is quite likely, $1000 is guaranteed.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:47 PM   #1499
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Re: The question of the day thread

$500 not even close

I mean 2+2, on some level for every regular user, is a form of entertainment. The question is then what value do you place on your 2+2 entertainment? Ive been here 3 and a half years, so $500 is like 50c a day. Meh, il take my "Daily 2+2 entertainment" over 50c a day.

defo >> $1000 for me
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Old 09-25-2013, 04:38 PM   #1500
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$500 not even close

I mean 2+2, on some level for every regular user, is a form of entertainment. The question is then what value do you place on your 2+2 entertainment? Ive been here 3 and a half years, so $500 is like 50c a day. Meh, il take my "Daily 2+2 entertainment" over 50c a day.

defo >> $1000 for me
putting it differently then. If the boys at 2+2 started charging $0.50 per day, would you pay?
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