Can I kill someone first and cut off their hand and use it to push the button?

how long would it take to mash the button 6.5 billion times?

i don't have to be payed in $$$, btw...just don't try to give me any of that horses**t currency.

Snap push. Going to hell anyways, so might as well get paid off.

What about all the sheit in your house that was made by some kid in some poor country? You think nobody died there? At least now you get a million bucks for it.

Phuck a conscience.

New QOTD 22.03.2013

I'll take the yellow please Morpheus.

I want the black pill and only use my powers in private to win infinite money.

idiota.

You are just jelly for not thinking of it.

Green pill FTW

Black pill. Having knowledge of the future even if only a few days or weeks could make you the best stock/commodities trader ever seen. Knowing the future 5 years out could make you the best sports bettor.

Easy choice except for the "using your power publicly causes a lot of hassle to your daily life". What does this mean? If I use the power to earn money without telling anyone I have this power am I exempted? What kind of hassles do I have?

I need some more info on the pink pill.

Can I become a F16 fighter who flies itself?
If yes, what about becoming the Deathstar?

its tough between yellow and black. In either case, I can become a billionaire within the next year, definitely quicker with the black pill.

While I think I could have more fun with the yellow by being able to manipulate everyone, I think the black might be more useful but stressful, because I might fall into the trap of feeling guilty about deaths I could have clearly prevented. What if someone close to me is going to have a heart attack in 2 weeks. That would suck knowing they are about to die and nothing I could do about it.

Its close but I will go with the black.

BTW, the optimal strategy with the yellow is to go to bobbys room and player everyone HU 4 rolls.

Optimal strategy for black is either sportsbet and stock market.

I think the orange pill is a suicide pill or at least it should be. If you choose to get high without weed over seeing into the future than you do not deserve to live. Just use weed. You will know when the cops are coming for you 5 years in advance.

I know a guy that knows a guy.

I can get the hook-up on the whole lot. He's got some mellow ganja, too.

If everyone is on these ****ing pills, we're all ****ed.

pink or black. Depends on what 'hassle' means? I mean is it like stubbing your toe or your family dies?

everyone of those pills sucks. do not want.

Man, yellow and pink.

Yellow could get you through most awkward situations, avoid getting murder raped, etc.

Pink could be great, especially for those rapey vibe scenarios. Could be fun to walk around as brad pitt for a bit. Or just screw with people.

Money making isn't an issue if you can shapeshift or read minds, if you're cool with being deceptive. Could steal some million dollar ideas or rob a bank/store.

Toss up between yellow & pink.

QOTD - Your choice
8 inch dick, but can't keep it up for more than 7 minutes before you blow / flop
6 inch dick, but cant keep it up for more than 15 minutes before you blow / flop
5 inch dick but you can go for 30 minutes before you blow / flop

its already noon and still no question, so I will post one.

QOTD

[SPOIL]
Would you rather marry Jenna Jameson in her prime, or whoever is your favorite porn star, and be dead broke with a guarantee to never have more than 3k in liquid cash?

Would you rather marry the ugliest person in the world, that has a great personallity,that has a net worth of 2 billion and treats you like a god. The only caveat is that you can never cheat on her or leave/divorce her or your genitals will be removed.

slow pony, just saw yours. Gotta go with 8 inches.

Who cares.

Whoever you end up with won't care about how long you last or how big you are. The average is 5 anyways. Take the 5 or 6 and be normal.

Average guy blows/pops within 5-10 minutes of penetration anyways.

Your girlfriend tell you that?

Even if it was the case most people don't like being average. "Hey baby. I'm average in bed"