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Old 10-20-2013, 12:46 PM   #1576
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Re: The question of the day thread

I mean if you have enough of money to build a mother****ing panic room, your house must be worth at least a couple of millions. So sell that ****ing house and save your family. Ok that will prolly mean the divorce and other bad **** but at least everybody stays alive...
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Old 10-21-2013, 04:56 AM   #1577
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Re: The question of the day thread

The kids only 5 years old, there ain't that much attachment. Plus I reckon the loan shark would feel bad about beating a 5 year old. Not sure who I would push out next, wife or daughter.

Evict wife, put daughter on the game to make manies.

Evict daughter, start better family with wife. Not have pussy kids that get beaten up easily.
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Old 10-22-2013, 03:42 AM   #1578
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Re: The question of the day thread

The Magic Genie flies out to your place one day from Fairy Land or wherever these crazy things come from and offers you a choice:

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 years for good times only. You can't have group sex with any of them.

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12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 weeks. All and any will be willing participants in group sex.

Which option do you take?

Swap chicks for blokes if applicable.
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Old 10-22-2013, 04:00 AM   #1579
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The Magic Genie flies out to your place one day from Fairy Land or wherever these crazy things come from and offers you a choice:

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 years for good times only. You can't have group sex with any of them.

or

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 weeks. All and any will be willing participants in group sex.

Which option do you take?

Swap chicks for blokes if applicable.
Option A ainec

I only like disappointing one woman at a time
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:17 AM   #1580
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Re: The question of the day thread

Amen to that brutha
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Old 10-22-2013, 08:06 AM   #1581
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12 weeks
A year is way too long
12 years is intolerable
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Old 10-22-2013, 09:10 AM   #1582
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Re: The question of the day thread

So I can have 12 amazing weeks of depravity to remember for all my life or suffer through 12 years of being in the friend zone?

Door #1 please.
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:41 AM   #1583
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Re: The question of the day thread

am I misreading this? I'm reading it as you have 12 girls on booty call for 12 years. The only condition is that you can't sleep with two at the same time.

I mean if you get sick of it (wat?) and want to settle down then you can stop it after 4 years and just not call them.

And then once you settle down, get married, have kids, get divorced, you can just start calling them again for the last 6 years.
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:44 AM   #1584
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So I can have 12 amazing weeks of depravity to remember for all my life or suffer through 12 years of being in the friend zone?

Door #1 please.
you have awesome friends.
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:17 PM   #1585
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Re: The question of the day thread

for whom?
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:29 PM   #1586
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12 weeks
A year is way too long
12 years is intolerable
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:46 PM   #1587
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12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 years for good times only. You can't have group sex with any of them.
Dr. said that any more than 1 woman on the bed, I hafta have a defibrulator on standby [the stroke crap].
I figure within 12 years I could teach a couple of em CPR and cooking.
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:07 AM   #1588
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Solid reason for option #2--being too old to perform. I'm 100% fine with spending my final years surrounded by 12 people of my choice for the final dozen years of my existence.
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:37 AM   #1589
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Re: The question of the day thread

12 weeks of shame for me.

Actually, scratch that. 12 years. At least I'm guaranteed a sex for that long!
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Old 10-23-2013, 03:28 PM   #1590
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The Magic Genie flies out to your place one day from Fairy Land or wherever these crazy things come from and offers you a choice:

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 years for good times only. You can't have group sex with any of them.

or

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 weeks. All and any will be willing participants in group sex.

Which option do you take?

Swap chicks for blokes if applicable.
I'd take the 12 girls for 12 years but only have sex with one at a time #beatingthesystem
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Old 10-25-2013, 06:40 AM   #1591
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Re: The question of the day thread

pickle in your cheeseburger?
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Old 10-25-2013, 06:49 AM   #1592
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12 weeks of shame for me.

Actually, scratch that. 12 years. At least I'm guaranteed a sex for that long!
You don't have a sex right now
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Old 10-25-2013, 07:41 AM   #1593
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Sure, pickles are fine
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Old 10-25-2013, 08:59 AM   #1594
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12 weeks. The knowledge you would acquire would give you the ability to secure future 12 ways.
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Old 10-25-2013, 06:43 PM   #1595
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pickle in your cheeseburger?
wtf no

the pro move is to ask for a burger with no pickles that way it comes hot and fresh off the grill.
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Old 10-25-2013, 09:10 PM   #1596
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Re: The question of the day thread

Cheeseburger without pickle makes baby jesus cry.
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Old 10-26-2013, 12:44 AM   #1597
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Re: The question of the day thread

You've been chosen as a test subject in a science experiment.

You will be given $1,000,000 if you succeed in this experiment.

You must choose a movie to watch for 96 hours straight. You are given a bucket and a chef. You cannot move from the couch.

The choice of topic for the movie is: Chick Flick.

Which Chick Flick do you choose?
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Old 10-26-2013, 03:36 AM   #1598
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Tomcats
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The Breakfast Club
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Old 10-26-2013, 03:39 AM   #1599
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French Kiss
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Old 10-26-2013, 04:27 AM   #1600
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You've been chosen as a test subject in a science experiment.

You will be given $1,000,000 if you succeed in this experiment.

You must choose a movie to watch for 96 hours straight. You are given a bucket and a chef. You cannot move from the couch.

The choice of topic for the movie is: Chick Flick.

Which Chick Flick do you choose?
I would watch any movie for 96 hours for $1M.
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