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Old 09-16-2013, 11:34 AM   #1451
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Old 09-16-2013, 12:01 PM   #1452
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Or a Gay Pride parade.
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Old 09-16-2013, 03:11 PM   #1453
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Mr Ballsack is now my favourite mascot for sporting events
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Old 09-16-2013, 04:33 PM   #1454
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Mr Ballsack is now my favourite mascot for sporting events
You're a freak and a weird dude
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Old 09-17-2013, 08:40 AM   #1455
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Re: The question of the day thread

Now that we are best mates with Jesus he says he wants to give you the ability to freeze time. During the frozen time you can do what ever you want. You can go and steal someone's wallet or whatever (yes Jesus is down with stealing now). He says you have 3 options:

1) You can freeze time for up to 5 seconds at a time (well it would seem like 5 seconds to you, but obviously 0 seconds for anyone else) and can do it as often as you want, but there must be a minimum of 30 seconds between each use
2) Freeze time for up to 5 minute at a time. Can only use once per day.
3) Can freeze time for up to 1 day. Can only use it three per year.

Which do you choose?
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:39 AM   #1456
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Re: The question of the day thread

What is the brand of the freezer? Can I use it for pie and chicken and even chicken pie?
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:42 AM   #1457
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Now that we are best mates with Jesus he says he wants to give you the ability to freeze time. During the frozen time you can do what ever you want. You can go and steal someone's wallet or whatever (yes Jesus is down with stealing now). He says you have 3 options:

1) You can freeze time for up to 5 seconds at a time (well it would seem like 5 seconds to you, but obviously 0 seconds for anyone else) and can do it as often as you want, but there must be a minimum of 30 seconds between each use
2) Freeze time for up to 5 minute at a time. Can only use once per day.
3) Can freeze time for up to 1 day. Can only use it three per year.

Which do you choose?
3) Freezing time for up to 1 day. Jesus and I are going into the bank robbing business, 3 times per year. Or maybe we will become the ultimate spy team for the CIA or Israeli Mossad. Is he technically still Jewish?
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Old 09-17-2013, 12:15 PM   #1458
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Re: The question of the day thread

Option 2) please

5 sec is not enough, but you can do just about everything in 5min. (Robbing a bank included obv)

Everything that comes thrice a year is useless.
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Old 09-17-2013, 01:37 PM   #1459
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5 seonds at a time...i can dodge bullets, baby!
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Old 09-17-2013, 01:50 PM   #1460
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why steal a bank when I can win every major tournaments by looking at my opponents hole cards every 30 seconds.

5 seconds is enough to save your life in a lot of situations.

5 seconds is also enough to slap you in the face mother ****er
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Old 09-17-2013, 01:55 PM   #1461
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Why steal a bank when I can win every major tournaments by looking at my opponents hole cards every 30 seconds.

5 seconds is enough to save your life in a lot of situations.

5 seconds is also enough to slap you in the face mother ****er
so you don't think someone is going to notice you move? I mean your not going to get back to the exact same position in 5 seconds. The only time you are going to be able to use it (without becoming a wanted freak) is when no eyes are on you.
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Old 09-17-2013, 02:50 PM   #1462
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I'm gonna knock at your door fidstar and at the moment you answer i'll take my 5 seconds to slap you in the face you piece of *****.
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:25 PM   #1463
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I'm gonna knock at your door fidstar and at the moment you answer i'll take my 5 seconds to slap you in the face you piece of *****.
you're mum will be glad to see you.
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:47 PM   #1464
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You're way too busy with c0cks to think about satisfying a MILF.
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:54 PM   #1465
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Ill go with 5 minutes.

I'm assuming if I take something that is in plain sight while time is frozen it will just disappear into thin air to everyone else.

If so, I am robbing all the green and black chips at the casino.
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Old 09-17-2013, 04:04 PM   #1466
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You're way too busy with c0cks to think about satisfying a MILF.
nice to know that you think your mother is a mother you'd like to ****.
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Old 09-17-2013, 04:37 PM   #1467
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Re: The question of the day thread

Obv option 1. Freezing time little and often would rock
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Old 09-17-2013, 08:38 PM   #1468
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Re: The question of the day thread

An entire day, 3 times a year. It's going to take a lot of time for me to enact my elaborate schemes that mess with people's heads. Gotta figure at least 3 hours just to get the furniture nailed to the ceiling.
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Old 09-17-2013, 09:40 PM   #1469
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All those options are good, damnit.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:52 AM   #1470
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Jesus comes up to you (because you are mates with him) and says that the world has an over population problem and that within 100 years we are going to drain all the resources off the planet and become extinct (100% certainty). He then shows you a button that you can press to instantly kill off 50% of the worlds population. He says this will ensure the ongoing existence of the human race. The dead are at random. It could be you, it could be your family, it could be Richard Simmons. Do you press the button?
NO AINEC, if it would be something like "button kills all of asia's habitants and no one you know" then sure, not to be racist, but that way you won't make the rest of the survivors miserable.
Seriously, no, NeverBorn>BornButMiserable>BornAndDead
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WTF were they thinking with this mascot, is today's question.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthi...cer-named-mr-b


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Now that we are best mates with Jesus he says he wants to give you the ability to freeze time. During the frozen time you can do what ever you want. You can go and steal someone's wallet or whatever (yes Jesus is down with stealing now). He says you have 3 options:

1) You can freeze time for up to 5 seconds at a time (well it would seem like 5 seconds to you, but obviously 0 seconds for anyone else) and can do it as often as you want, but there must be a minimum of 30 seconds between each use
2) Freeze time for up to 5 minute at a time. Can only use once per day.
3) Can freeze time for up to 1 day. Can only use it three per year.

Which do you choose?
All of these mean infinite money, what else would you need?

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you're mum will be glad to see you.
Oh SNAP!
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:32 AM   #1471
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Re: The question of the day thread

5 mins at a time would be the most useful I reckon

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Excellent!
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Old 09-18-2013, 08:48 AM   #1472
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5 mins at a time would be the most useful I reckon



Excellent!
Imagine all of the semen demons that you could leave with this! Omg omg wat?

You are NOT the father!
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:48 AM   #1473
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Best place to hide a body?
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:58 AM   #1474
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Re: The question of the day thread

ok, now that you and Jesus are best of buddies, he's changed his idea about giving you time travel (too many woman getting pregnant, surprisingly from the guys who only wanted to freeze time for 5 seconds).

Now he says I'll give you a choice of one of the following:

1) Morph into any animal in the world. Once you change to something you need to remain as that animal for a minimum of 6 hours
2) The ability to fly. But it takes a lot of energy and you will get fatigued and tired. For every 1 second flying is the equivalent to staying awake for 1 hour. e.g. at the start of the day you might be able to fly for 20 second, but would then need to sleep for 8 hours.
3) The ability to climb walls Spiderman style
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:20 AM   #1475
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Stop flying and wake up sooner if you want to ask questions idiot. I wanna know where i'm gonna hide your body?
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