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08-28-2013, 01:03 PM
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#1376
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adept
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Re: The question of the day thread
The devil comes to visit you, he tells you first off, that you will forget this conversation as soon as he walks away. Then he tells you that you will die painlessly in your sleep sometime next week unless you pay him a good sum of money.
How much would you be willing to pay to the devil to avoid death? How much is that worth to you?
Assuming there is no heaven nor hell.
Last edited by LoveThee; 08-28-2013 at 01:28 PM.
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08-28-2013, 01:17 PM
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#1377
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
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Re: The question of the day thread
What ever he wants.
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08-28-2013, 01:48 PM
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#1378
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
I'd gladly pay him Tuesday for a hamburger today
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08-29-2013, 12:03 AM
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#1379
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banned
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Guarding my $710 in Sklansky bucks
Posts: 1,074
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Re: The question of the day thread
May I ask a question?
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08-29-2013, 02:56 AM
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#1380
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by 46&2
May I ask a question?
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No.
Do you believe in a god?
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08-29-2013, 12:54 PM
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#1381
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adept
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere far away. Yes, that'll do
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Re: The question of the day thread
Nah
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08-29-2013, 01:48 PM
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#1382
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jerk job
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by 46&2
May I ask a question?
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You just did.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Do you believe in a god?
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No, but my religious upbringing keeps popping into my head which makes me question my disbelief. Maybe I should just start believing again.
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08-30-2013, 07:14 AM
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#1383
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adept
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere far away. Yes, that'll do
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Re: The question of the day thread
You grab a coin and pray to god "If you are up there, please show me you are there and make this coin land heads every single time"
The first coin you throw is heads, the next is heads, the next is heads...
How many consecutive heads would you need to start suspecting there is a god, how many would you need to be sure?
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08-30-2013, 07:24 AM
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#1384
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveThee
You grab a coin and pray to god.........
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08-30-2013, 09:21 AM
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#1385
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveThee
You grab a coin and pray to god "If you are up there, please show me you are there and make this coin land heads every single time"
The first coin you throw is heads, the next is heads, the next is heads...
How many consecutive heads would you need to start suspecting there is a god, how many would you need to be sure?
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I think Gods got better things to do than worry about me flipping a coin.
Last edited by fidstar-poker; 08-30-2013 at 09:21 AM.
Reason: in before about 350
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08-30-2013, 12:12 PM
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#1386
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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He knows you flip your coin at night, tho.
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08-30-2013, 12:48 PM
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#1387
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
He knows you flip your coin at night, tho.
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I thought that was Santa
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08-30-2013, 12:58 PM
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#1388
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
I reckon it would take about tree fiddy
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08-30-2013, 07:22 PM
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#1389
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jerk job
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveThee
You grab a coin and pray to god "If you are up there, please show me you are there and make this coin land heads every single time"
The first coin you throw is heads, the next is heads, the next is heads...
How many consecutive heads would you need to start suspecting there is a god, how many would you need to be sure?
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I might start wondering about number 10. If it got to 100 I'm finding the nearest Catholic church and converting.
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09-01-2013, 11:00 AM
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#1390
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Lowest Common Nominator
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveThee
You grab a coin and pray to god "If you are up there, please show me you are there and make this coin land heads every single time"
The first coin you throw is heads, the next is heads, the next is heads...
How many consecutive heads would you need to start suspecting there is a god, how many would you need to be sure?
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If you believed: Zero flips.
If you have to flip a coin to find out: infinite. How would 20 in a row be "Well maybe" but #21 is "Yep God exists"? Either one believes or one doesn't.
For the record God is Pagan and you heathens will all burn.
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09-01-2013, 11:24 AM
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#1391
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
Rank the following superpower in the order you would rather them:
a) make anyone you speak to tell you the truth (you can turn this on and off)
b) pause time for 3 seconds (well the equivalent of 3 seconds to you) whenever you want (you can't do anything, but it gives you some think time)
c) eat all you want and stay in good shape
d) speak and understand every language (not really a superpower, but cool anyway)
e) morph into you at any age (e.g. you can change into your 21 year old self when you are 70). You still live your life and will die of old age, but you will look young doing it.
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09-01-2013, 04:51 PM
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#1392
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jerk job
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Rank the following superpower in the order you would rather them:
a) make anyone you speak to tell you the truth (you can turn this on and off)
b) pause time for 3 seconds (well the equivalent of 3 seconds to you) whenever you want (you can't do anything, but it gives you some think time)
c) eat all you want and stay in good shape
d) speak and understand every language (not really a superpower, but cool anyway)
e) morph into you at any age (e.g. you can change into your 21 year old self when you are 70). You still live your life and will die of old age, but you will look young doing it.
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a) 2 Good for poker.
b) 3 I don't see the benefit yet but pausing time might come in handy.
c) 5 This one just doesn't seem useful for me.
d) 1 Easy income as an interpreter.
e) 4 I might need this when I'm hiding from creditors, the police, or angry women.
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09-01-2013, 06:05 PM
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#1393
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banned
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Pyramids
Posts: 487
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Re: The question of the day thread
b d e c a
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09-01-2013, 08:45 PM
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#1394
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adept
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere far away. Yes, that'll do
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Albino Lord
If you believed: Zero flips.
If you have to flip a coin to find out: infinite. How would 20 in a row be "Well maybe" but #21 is "Yep God exists"? Either one believes or one doesn't.
For the record God is Pagan and you heathens will all burn.
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So if you do it for ****s and giggles right now, and you get a thousand straight heads, you don't even flinch?
QOTD
a) by far.
That's almost infinite money.
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09-01-2013, 11:39 PM
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#1395
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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Free EADGBE
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09-02-2013, 03:57 AM
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#1396
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
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Re: The question of the day thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Rank the following superpower in the order you would rather them:
a) make anyone you speak to tell you the truth (you can turn this on and off)
b) pause time for 3 seconds (well the equivalent of 3 seconds to you) whenever you want (you can't do anything, but it gives you some think time)
c) eat all you want and stay in good shape
d) speak and understand every language (not really a superpower, but cool anyway)
e) morph into you at any age (e.g. you can change into your 21 year old self when you are 70). You still live your life and will die of old age, but you will look young doing it.
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1st = D
2nd = A
3rd = B
4th = C
5th = E
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09-02-2013, 09:45 AM
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#1397
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
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Re: The question of the day thread
QOTD
Jesus knocks on the door and you let him in because, you know, he's Jesus.
He says I'm going to transform you into a woman for "X" amount of time. You get to choose "X". How long do you choose?
You get turned into as a decent, but not stunningly, looking woman. Maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10.
While you have your own mind, you do get typical lady attributes. You know:
a) you will like the color pink
b) you will find terrible music cool
c) you will go through the fun hormone stuff once a month
d) you may be attracted to the boys (how strong can you fight those female urges)
e) and so on...
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09-02-2013, 10:01 AM
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#1398
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World's Best Dad
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
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Re: The question of the day thread
I actually gave it some thought and realised I don't want to be a woman for even a minute, so I guess I'm telling Jesus to GTFO.
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09-02-2013, 10:04 AM
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#1399
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
I actually gave it some thought and realised I don't want to be a woman for even a minute, so I guess I'm telling Jesus to GTFO.
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He'll turn you into a newt!
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09-02-2013, 01:41 PM
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#1400
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
I would prefer to be a man
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