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Old 03-27-2013, 11:48 AM   #1026
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'll go with D.

Marry the ugger.
Burn the money.
Shag her until she is full.

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Old 03-27-2013, 12:36 PM   #1027
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Re: The question of the day thread

A. Paola Rey or Charmane Star and my present bankroll

or

B. $2 billion and:



Tough choice, but I'll take the $ and fap to Paola and Charmane on my 82" high def TV.
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:29 PM   #1028
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD: You get given the opportunity to relive any day of your life any time you want as many times as you want. What day is it and why?

Standard ground hog day rules apply. e.g. you can't go back and save someone's life.
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:09 PM   #1029
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You know things are bad when you can't even remember a day worth reliving.
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:51 PM   #1030
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and I cant relieve 2 weeks ago and hit the powerball right?

if its just off sheer enjoyment probably a few nights in college.
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Old 03-28-2013, 03:05 PM   #1031
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and I cant relieve 2 weeks ago and hit the powerball right?

if its just off sheer enjoyment probably a few nights in college.
what you do on that day (even if different to what you did originally) doesn't change the world you come back to. e.g. if you pick the winning powerball numbers you still come back to the current life you are living.

However it will affect that day. e.g. if you win a horse raise bet in the morning you got the money to use for the rest of the day.
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:30 PM   #1032
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There was this one day when I was 17. It was the last weekend of the summer holidays before going back to school. I had started going out with my very first girlfriend that summer and me, her and a couple of my friends were going to go drinking down the park. 5 minutes after arriving at the park 2 policemen came and confiscated our drink.

Everyone was pretty pissed. Someones older brother had got the drink for us earlier in the day and was no longer an option. I was the tallest so I was nominated to try and get some more. I went off on my bike, down to the off-license to try and get some vodka. I was not asked for i.d. and got the drink. We spent the rest of the evening sitting on the hill in the park, with my first love sitting between my knees, drinking vodka, talking, joking.

That's the day i would live over again.
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:27 PM   #1033
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The day I got out of prison (the first time).
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Old 03-29-2013, 03:26 PM   #1034
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QOTD: You get given the opportunity to relive any day of your life any time you want as many times as you want. What day is it and why?

Standard ground hog day rules apply. e.g. you can't go back and save someone's life.
Interesting question... I think if I picked to relive some meaningful moment of my life, I would get pretty bored with reliving the same thing over and over again, which would also ruin my great memories of that meaningful moment. Also, one very important ingredient for memorable moments is tention. I'm waiting and hoping for something good to happen and then it happens. If I already know it will happen, it's not the same thing. So definitely not anything like that.

Instead it should be a day with many different possible good outcomes. Whatever I do on this day has no meaning at all for anyone, so I would probably use this day for some meaningless leisure. Perhaps a sunny day I spent at some big music festival with lots of friends in my youth. This way I could go back to party with my friends, party with other people if I'm bored with just hanging with the same friends and pretty much pick up any chick on the festival because there would be enough time for trial and error to find the right buttons to press for each of them.
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Old 03-29-2013, 03:45 PM   #1035
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There was this one day when I was 17. It was the last weekend of the summer holidays before going back to school. I had started going out with my very first girlfriend that summer and me, her and a couple of my friends were going to go drinking down the park. 5 minutes after arriving at the park 2 policemen came and confiscated our drink.

Everyone was pretty pissed. Someones older brother had got the drink for us earlier in the day and was no longer an option. I was the tallest so I was nominated to try and get some more. I went off on my bike, down to the off-license to try and get some vodka. I was not asked for i.d. and got the drink. We spent the rest of the evening sitting on the hill in the park, with my first love sitting between my knees, drinking vodka, talking, joking.

That's the day i would live over again.
Aww that's a nice day.

I had a similar one actually but the girl doesn't talk to me anymore and still owes me money. Good times.
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:05 PM   #1036
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Re: The question of the day thread

Question of the day- 30/03


In keeping with the theme of the weekend i.e. Easter.

A wise man walks up to you and tells you he lives a life of complete purity and asceticism. He denies himself all that he enjoys because he by doing so he will be rewarded with the bliss of heaven when he dies. Conversely; if he submits to earthly pleasures then hell awaits. He tells you the same goes for you.

Then another, even wiser man arrives- “What my slightly less wise friend tells you may well be true. In fact the percentage chance that he is right is... bllleeeugghhhh....” He dies of a massive coronary.

What percentage chance of true afterlife bliss is enough for you to give up earthly pleasures?

Caveat- The exact nature of heaven and hell will not be known until you get there (or not)- but they will live up to their titles.
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:58 PM   #1037
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Question of the day- 30/03


In keeping with the theme of the weekend i.e. Easter.

A wise man walks up to you and tells you he lives a life of complete purity and asceticism. He denies himself all that he enjoys because he by doing so he will be rewarded with the bliss of heaven when he dies. Conversely; if he submits to earthly pleasures then hell awaits. He tells you the same goes for you.

Then another, even wiser man arrives- “What my slightly less wise friend tells you may well be true. In fact the percentage chance that he is right is... bllleeeugghhhh....” He dies of a massive coronary.

What percentage chance of true afterlife bliss is enough for you to give up earthly pleasures?

Caveat- The exact nature of heaven and hell will not be known until you get there (or not)- but they will live up to their titles.
Come on, this is BBV4L, not Science, Math, and Philosophy or whatever that group is. Dumb it down for us with some words we don't have to look up.

Does it make any difference if you don't believe in an afterlife? For me, I'd want a 100% guarantee that God and heaven existed and that I was a slam dunk on getting in. Otherwise, what it takes to get in is just opinion and conjecture, so I'm just as well to be a complete F-up and live life.

I grew up in a church that had baptism by immersion and this was one of the tenets of leading a good enough life to get in. However, my Catholic friends were baptized by christening/sprinkling as infants and they believed that was they way for them to get in. Who was correct?
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Old 03-29-2013, 11:11 PM   #1038
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Perhaps it was misinterpreted technology.


(aliens)

Earthly pleasures and living a "good" life is apples v asparagus. And what made either of the men wise?

(aliens)

As Mr T (a wise man?) once said: I pity the fool.
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:08 PM   #1039
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Aww that's a nice day.

I had a similar one actually but the girl doesn't talk to me anymore and still owes me money. Good times.

Yeah we were pretty good friends even when we broke up, but 6 months after we had some stupid fight and we haven't talked since. At least she doesn't owe me money though
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Old 03-30-2013, 04:25 PM   #1040
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Question of the day- 30/03


In keeping with the theme of the weekend i.e. Easter.

A wise man walks up to you and tells you he lives a life of complete purity and asceticism. He denies himself all that he enjoys because he by doing so he will be rewarded with the bliss of heaven when he dies. Conversely; if he submits to earthly pleasures then hell awaits. He tells you the same goes for you.

Then another, even wiser man arrives- “What my slightly less wise friend tells you may well be true. In fact the percentage chance that he is right is... bllleeeugghhhh....” He dies of a massive coronary.

What percentage chance of true afterlife bliss is enough for you to give up earthly pleasures?

Caveat- The exact nature of heaven and hell will not be known until you get there (or not)- but they will live up to their titles.
I don't really indulge in earthy pleasures to begin with but if it's the heaven of the bible then i want no part of it.
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Old 03-30-2013, 06:08 PM   #1041
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Re: The question of the day thread

The wise don't make a show of their knowledge, but fools broadcast their foolishness. Proverbs 12:23

I would assume this fellow a scoundrel and continue with my hedonistic ways
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Old 03-30-2013, 06:28 PM   #1042
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Heaven and bliss sucks. Poker, freaky girls, and good times will be all in hell.
I preorder my ticket already. I heard there's a long way
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Old 03-31-2013, 06:10 AM   #1043
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QOTD 31/03

In the interest of keeping things spiritual and deep:

Would you rather watch your parents having sex 1000 times or just have to join in once?
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Old 03-31-2013, 06:18 AM   #1044
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Hap, we need to get you some psychological help.
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Old 03-31-2013, 06:24 AM   #1045
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yea, incest questions should be forbidden here. they are so worn out
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Old 03-31-2013, 06:39 AM   #1046
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Neither of those answer the QOTD.
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Old 03-31-2013, 07:21 AM   #1047
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when you say "join in" what exactly does that entail? I think ima go with that tho.
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Old 03-31-2013, 07:32 AM   #1048
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Neither of those answer the QOTD.
My response answers a greater question--What the hell is wrong with you, Hap? We ask because we care.
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Old 03-31-2013, 08:32 AM   #1049
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It would take quite a long time for my old assed folks to get to 500, and I'd be so old by the tome they got to a thousand.

Even if it was on video...just 1000 money shots...I'd watch it before sexxing mom again.
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Old 03-31-2013, 09:57 AM   #1050
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Holy crap Hap!!

My parents are 76 and I haven't had any Oedipal symptoms since before puberty. That being said, my mother just read Fifty Shades of Grey last weekend so we are going at one time.

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