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Old 03-19-2013, 10:14 AM   #926
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Re: The question of the day thread

As much as no one wants to have their balls stapled. Long term this isn't viable. After 10 years you're out a cool million and it just keeps coming. Keep in mind that you got expenses after this No scrotum staple tax.

I present you my balls sir.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:22 AM   #927
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Re: The question of the day thread

This is the scrotum and not the nutsack. If you have one testicle, you just get the one staple. If having a staple in the testicle causes no long term injury then sure, there will be none, but if it does then I feel bad for you son, you can have 99 problems but kids ain't one.

Penalty for not reaching the $100k is a staple in each testicle.

Note, as mentioned in the question, the stapling only happens once ever. So it's kinda about having the energy and resource to avoid a stapling for life or you just accept it.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:24 AM   #928
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Re: The question of the day thread

Think of it this way, I'm not totally heartless. I imagine a staplegun would hurt considerably less than some dude manually slamming a stapler into your crown jewels.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:30 AM   #929
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Re: The question of the day thread

Might as well fire up the air compressor because I am way too lazy to buy my way out of this one. Since I still have two balls, I'll have one staple on the right and one on the left please.

On a side note, one of my younger brothers snagged his nutsack on the the top of a chainlink fence when he as about 5 years old. He got 6 or 7 stitches but fully recovered. Always buy the chainlink fencing with the tops folded over so they aren't sticking up waiting for the little boys to catch their crotches.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:51 AM   #930
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The reason for the fence is to keep little boys out of my yard.

Stapler, please.
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:21 AM   #931
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Re: The question of the day thread

Stapler. Probably even for like $5k a year. $100k is a no brainer.
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:39 AM   #932
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Wow, even for $5k a year? I thought people valued their testicles lol. What is the highest amount of money you guys are willing to pay on a yearly basis to keep your testicles from being pierced?

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Old 03-19-2013, 11:50 AM   #933
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Ill just have my balls surgically removed and have the last laugh.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:30 PM   #934
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Wow, even for $5k a year? I thought people valued their testicles lol. What is the highest amount of money you guys are willing to pay on a yearly basis to keep your testicles from being pierced?

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$100k is silly as at some stage in your life (unless you are filthy rich) you are not going to be able to afford it. So you still get the staples in the balls, but are out of pocket $100k, $400k, $1M... depending on how long you can keep getting the money together.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:41 PM   #935
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Re: The question of the day thread

That all depends on how much you value your testicles. Whether it's a simple "I can't be bothered to try, staple me" as your answer or "I will beg, steal and borrow, sell drugs or my body just so my balls stay safe" is up to you!
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:37 PM   #936
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Hap really values his balls to the tune of millions to ask a question like this.
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:39 PM   #937
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Staple me anytime.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:49 PM   #938
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Re: The question of the day thread

its a question of do I want the staple now or whenever I cant come up with the money. I suspect the staple would hurt less than the fear of not knowing when I will get a staple because I run a few buy ins below EV and cant come up with the money.

Some logic as when the bully lets you sweat a whole day before pounding you at 3pm after school.
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:36 PM   #939
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That all depends on how much you value your testicles. Whether it's a simple "I can't be bothered to try, staple me" as your answer or "I will beg, steal and borrow, sell drugs or my body just so my balls stay safe" is up to you!

If I could make $20,000 a year selling my body I'd take that job in a heartbeat. Straight women only please. And I'd still let you staple my nuts to a board or a door or whatever.

I am concerned with your fascination with stapling my balls however. Will you be performing this task or hiring it out? Remember, we aren't in prison so no fondling.
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:24 PM   #940
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Most sensitive and prideful area for us blokes is the crotch. Interesting to see what people would do to protect it lol. Apparently not much.
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:24 AM   #941
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD

Would you rather be allergic to water or the sun?

If you choose water, then you cannot swim, or wash. No amount of aftershave will compensate, and you can't be clever and use things like the antibacterial wash you find in hospitals.

If you choose the sun then you can only go outside in full burka with sunglasses, and inside in full sleeve top, and trousers.


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Old 03-20-2013, 04:50 AM   #942
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Allergic to the sun. I can see less problems occurring that way. How do you even drink if you are allergic to water?
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:00 AM   #943
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Re: The question of the day thread

If you are allergic to water, the only area not affected is your mouth, and insides.

If you are allergic to the sun, 1 direct hit and you lose that area of skin.
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:22 AM   #944
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Re: The question of the day thread

Allergic to the sun.

I didn't actually believe it was possible to be allergic to water untill I looked it up.
Apperantly, you can still bathe though:

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Michaela Dutton a British woman who developed a water allergy after the birth of her son, drinks Diet Coke to survive — her body tolerates it even though it contains carbonated water. How do people like Dutton bathe? Quickly and carefully because even brief contact with water can cause a painful itchy rash that lasts for hours.
Still rather be allergic to the sun. Sleep during the day. Work, phuck, party, at night.
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:30 AM   #945
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Re: The question of the day thread

Although I would hate being pale, I'd rather not go out in the daylight than not being able to wash, swim, etc.
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:57 AM   #946
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:57 AM   #947
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Re: The question of the day thread

sun allergy actually exists too. and i'll be taking that, please...
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Old 03-20-2013, 09:37 AM   #948
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Re: The question of the day thread

Sun. Then I'm moving to England, getting on public assistance for my disability, sitting around the government provided house, eating fish and chips, and watching Benny Hill reruns until I die. Plus some internet porn. If I am on disability there will they give me interwebz too?
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:09 PM   #949
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Re: The question of the day thread

Sun. Move to Antarctic. Become a penguin.
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:27 PM   #950
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Sun. Move to Antarctic. Become a penguin.
You do know that the sun exists over by the Antarctic... right?

And you do know that it is not possible to become a penguin?
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