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Old 04-12-2013, 03:17 PM   #1151
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Re: The question of the day thread

yeah, you gotta tell someone.

do you just fade over the 30 days, or is it like hitting a wall?

30 days of mayhem...stealing planes and boats and vigilante traffic justice on the streets.

not afraid.
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Old 04-12-2013, 03:19 PM   #1152
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Re: The question of the day thread

i don't anything about piloting a submarine, but i might want to steal one of those, too.
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:46 PM   #1153
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Who's your daddy?
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Old 04-15-2013, 12:52 PM   #1154
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I'm still looking for mine. If you see him let me know.
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Old 04-15-2013, 02:02 PM   #1155
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Old 04-15-2013, 08:45 PM   #1156
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Where the hell are chopper and hapninflapastrap?
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:52 PM   #1157
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Old 04-16-2013, 09:41 AM   #1158
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Where the hell are chopper and hapninflapastrap?
Kind of curious that all hell breaks loose in Boston on the same day that chopper and haphiphopmixalot are missing from 2+2. Coincidence? Quite likely but I think a black ops interrogation/cavity search are in order. The truth is out there.
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Old 04-16-2013, 10:03 AM   #1159
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I was in the UK. Now I'm back.
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Old 04-17-2013, 06:05 AM   #1160
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I was in the UK. Now I'm back.
So you was "preparing" for the London marathon?
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Old 04-17-2013, 06:31 AM   #1161
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So you was "preparing" to faint at the London marathon?
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:25 AM   #1162
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD 18.04.2013

You are in your mid 20's and your mother's brother (your uncle) has recently divorced his 40 year old hottie ex-wife, who looks similar to this:

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You always secretly fancied her, even had a late-night wank with your "aunt" in mind.. Recently, she made it clear you really wants you and invites you over to her place on a random Friday evening. It's no secret that she will bang you harder than you could possibly ever imagine. You know that it would cause unimaginable issues with your family if they found out you banged her (and they prob will) so..

A - Do you politely say "no" and proceed to a 5 hrs wank session in tears alone in your room

B - You go over there just to see if she really would f**k you but run away like a scared little girl once she gets naked

C - Screw family, they're just jealous! You bang your ex-aunt like there's no tomorrow for several weeks until she finally gets pregnant with your child and there is no choice but to raise it.. But f88k it, it was worth it!
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:29 AM   #1163
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I would like to say C, but it would probably end up B or A
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:38 AM   #1164
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C. C. C. C.

40 y/o having babies could be problem, but auntie digs anal, so problem solved.
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Old 04-18-2013, 07:04 AM   #1165
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damn, C is not executable. I am sure at one point you'd get an image of your uncle in your head.
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:55 AM   #1166
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C. Not really close to my family in the first place, so I don't really care what they think.
Also "I made my aunt pregnant" sounds like a good reality show.
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Old 04-18-2013, 10:46 AM   #1167
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C. I've made much worse mistakes and managed to live through it.

At my age a more appropriate question would be: Your cousin divorces cute Spanish wife. Do you contact her and see if she is game? I've opted for no so far because this cousin is a little bit on edge and I know he owns guns because I sold him one not too long ago.
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Old 04-18-2013, 11:21 AM   #1168
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Re: The question of the day thread

Are you a member of mafia?
Do you run a drug cartel?
Pics of "spanish wife"?

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Old 04-18-2013, 12:31 PM   #1169
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yeah why not.
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:31 PM   #1170
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Are you a member of mafia?
Do you run a drug cartel?
Pics of "spanish wife"?
No
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Spanish ex-wife and No.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:04 PM   #1171
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Not very close with my family so put me in coach!
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:47 AM   #1172
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Give me 'C' and a shot of penicillin, Alex.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:05 AM   #1173
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD - 24.04.2013


If you could have 2 out of the 3 below for the rest of your life, which would you pick? Keep in mind that neither one can provide any effect the other can!

* Excellent Health (if this isn't chosen, you will suffer from a slow disease (no pain, not an STD either) but will cut your life short at age 60)

* True Love (if this isn't chosen, you will always feel that something is missing in your life. You will still have plenty of amazing sex, etc but nothing that feels quite like love, forever! At times, it will bug you and make you unhappy)

* Endless Wealth (If this isn't chosen, you will not be poor. You will be average/ middle class but having to work a very hard, unrewarding job for 50 hours a week, have to rent a standard 2 bedroom apartment and your greatest possession will be a rusty Ford Taurus which gives you very poor gas mileage)
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:19 AM   #1174
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Hahaha easy game. Excellent health and endless wealth. I can deal with unhappiness by banging bitches, spending loads of cash and living a good life. Look at Hugh Hefner, he's already doing it.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:45 AM   #1175
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I have to agree with Hap on this. I figure im forever alone anyway, might as well be rich and healthy.
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