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Old 03-25-2013, 01:28 PM   #1001
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hmmmm.

8 inches and 7 minutes... who cares about the woman's feelings or opinion anyway.

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Old 03-25-2013, 01:33 PM   #1002
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:34 PM   #1003
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Re: The question of the day thread

jesus jackitos that question really struck a nerve huh?
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:45 PM   #1004
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jesus jackitos that question really struck a nerve huh?
I'm always mad.

Just a waste of a qotd. Now we have to wait a full day because of this stupid ****ing question.
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Old 03-25-2013, 03:31 PM   #1005
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I'm always mad.

Just a waste of a qotd. Now we have to wait a full day because of this stupid ****ing question.
New QOTD - Why is Jackitos so mad? I believe it's because he has a 5 inch penis and only lasts 5 minutes.
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Old 03-25-2013, 03:32 PM   #1006
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New QOTD - Why is Jackitos so mad? I believe it's because he has a 5 inch penis and only lasts 5 minutes.
Have to wait until tomorrow. Can't change the rules like that. Duh
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:35 PM   #1007
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I'll take my 8 inches in circumference please. It doesn't have to be especially long but I want it thick as a chick's forearm. And 7 minutes will be an improvement on my personal best so I'm good there. If she can't get it done in 7 minutes too she'll just have to finish on her own. I've got other things to do.

We've already had a hot chick/stay poor or marry an ugly rich woman QOTD.
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Old 03-25-2013, 06:25 PM   #1008
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1. 8 inches
2. Ugliest woman ainec
3. Jackitos is always mad, unless hes playing sim city
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Old 03-25-2013, 08:51 PM   #1009
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Jackitos playing sim city
He mad
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:34 AM   #1010
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD seeing as no-one else is doing it.

Would you rather go out with a girl who:

a) Had webbed fingers

OR

b) Had webbed toes AND no bellybutton?


Webbing can't be removed and goes up to the first joint.
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:59 AM   #1011
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my first wife had no belly button. Eve. She had some real issues.
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:46 AM   #1012
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easily webbed toes and no belly button.

unless we are at the beach noone will ever see her toes or belly button.

I cant introduce my wife and have her shaking hands and hearing laughs after.

no competition.
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:49 AM   #1013
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I'll take the "webbed foot/no button" option
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:53 AM   #1014
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my first wife had no belly button. Eve. She had some real issues.
clone.

Option B
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Old 03-26-2013, 01:03 PM   #1015
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Neither of those bother me.
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Old 03-26-2013, 08:33 PM   #1016
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No belly button and webbed feet for me. Very few belly buttons look good into the 40s and beyond.

These are still human feet and toes, correct?
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:16 PM   #1017
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Re: The question of the day thread

No webbed hands so she can cup my balls. Plus, can still have belly-button jewelry.
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:01 PM   #1018
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Re: The question of the day thread

Webbed toes/no belly button. Who cares about webbed toes? Toes stay pretty close together, and even if you spread them apart, it's not like they are way apart like fingers are,so hardly noticeable anyhow.

Besides, when her toes are spreading, I probably won't be looking at her feet anyway.
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:52 AM   #1019
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Webbed toes/no belly button. Who cares about webbed toes? Toes stay pretty close together, and even if you spread them apart, it's not like they are way apart like fingers are,so hardly noticeable anyhow.

Besides, when her ass-cheeks are spreading, I probably won't be looking at her feet anyway.
FYP

Also, agree with webbed toes and no bb
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:29 AM   #1020
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New QOTD

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Old 03-27-2013, 09:50 AM   #1021
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hell I don't have 3k in liquid cash at the moment. Sounds like an improvement to me.
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:05 AM   #1022
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Thanks to modern day medicine and good makeup, ugly can be fixed up a certain amount and that much money can fix a lot of ugly.

I'm going for the money. If she is that ugly, the HooHah is probably fresh and she might not even being expecting a talented swordsman. Jenna Jameson, you know that has been OPP more than you can count and it is highly doubtful you can improve on anything that has been there before. You might not even be able to touch the walls!

Take the money, satisfy all my wants in the world. Learn to love an ugly woman that adores me.


Wait, you said person in your OP. It is a woman I am marrying, yes? If it isn't I'll take my chances with Jenna.
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:13 AM   #1023
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I'll take the money thanks. Why would anyone want to marry a porn star?
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:04 AM   #1024
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Thanks to modern day medicine and good makeup, ugly can be fixed up a certain amount and that much money can fix a lot of ugly.

I'm going for the money. If she is that ugly, the HooHah is probably fresh and she might not even being expecting a talented swordsman. Jenna Jameson, you know that has been OPP more than you can count and it is highly doubtful you can improve on anything that has been there before. You might not even be able to touch the walls!

Take the money, satisfy all my wants in the world. Learn to love an ugly woman that adores me.


Wait, you said person in your OP. It is a woman I am marrying, yes? If it isn't I'll take my chances with Jenna.
I said person just in case one of the 3 ladies on 2p2 actually read it. But if you are hetero, you get a hetero mate.
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Old 03-27-2013, 11:46 AM   #1025
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I'll take option 3.

Marry the ugly person. Get a sick life insurance on her ass. Kill her, take the money and #yolo
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