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Old 04-01-2013, 10:30 AM   #1051
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Old 04-01-2013, 12:22 PM   #1052
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I don't like the methods used to kill you but fk it I'll take lethal injection.
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Old 04-02-2013, 05:30 AM   #1053
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD 02.04.2013

Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

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A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?
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Old 04-02-2013, 05:40 AM   #1054
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A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes
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Old 04-02-2013, 05:57 AM   #1055
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Re: The question of the day thread

Gay trapped in a world of straight men.

I assume no women are present so sooner or later everyone will turn gay and well.. happy me!
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Old 04-02-2013, 06:05 AM   #1056
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Hmmm, Life without parole in a medium security prison, depending on what luxuries you get etc. May as well be a burden on society instead of taking the easy way out. Plus, life sentences are only 25 years.

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Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

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A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?
Hmmm if condoms exist, then women. Otherwise, if Biceps is correct in that there are no women in the ghey world, if you can't beat em (though you probably will iynwim), join em.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:18 AM   #1057
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Life without parole at a medium security prison.

I meet a guy named Red and he sells me a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth. Yes, I get pounded a couple of times by The Girls but I chip my way through a wall and escape to freedom via a sewerage drain. I assume a new identity and become a migrant farm worker. (No one would believe I conned the warden out of his bribe money and made my way to Mexico.)

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Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

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A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?
A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis, and herpes.

Thanks to condoms I am unlikely to catch AIDS or syphilis and herpes is controllable with Valtrex even if it isn't preventable with condoms.
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:07 AM   #1058
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Re: The question of the day thread

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes.

Condoms.

Also if everyone has it, then surely doctors would have come up with something to tone down the symptoms.
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Old 04-02-2013, 12:27 PM   #1059
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I'll take the ones with the girls plz.
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Old 04-02-2013, 01:45 PM   #1060
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Old 04-02-2013, 11:04 PM   #1061
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A straight man in a prison full of hot condoms
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:26 AM   #1062
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Re: The question of the day thread

NEW QOTD:

Would you rather hit a puppy with sledgehammer or punch your gran really hard in the face?

NOTE: If your gran is dead, imagine she were alive for you to do it. You can choose maternal or paternal. Breed of puppy doesn't matter (though it can't be a chihuahua cos everyone hates those ****ers).
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:44 AM   #1063
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Re: The question of the day thread

Very easy answer!

Re-animate my dead ***** of a grandmother (I love the one who is still alive ) and punch her in the face! AND hit her with a sledgehammer too!
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:02 AM   #1064
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assuming the puppy isn't mine, and that it wouldn't kill the puppy... i would have to go with that one.

i can't punch my gran in the face man (either one of them, their both dead, but couldn't punch 'em)
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:06 AM   #1065
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You're gonna sledgehammer a puppy, chances are you will obliterate it.
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:29 AM   #1066
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Re: The question of the day thread

hit a puppy with sledgehammer.

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Old 04-03-2013, 08:32 AM   #1067
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Easy--hit the dog. Far less guilt during the holidays.
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:38 AM   #1068
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lots of dog-hating muppets ITT :-(
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:54 AM   #1069
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Hit my grandmother in the face. She'll get over it when I explain.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:21 AM   #1070
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My paternal grandmother, a racist B****, is getting a sucker punch, maybe even a second for good measure. She wouldn't want me to hurt a puppy either.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:15 AM   #1071
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so the question is basically would I rather kill a puppy or my grandmother. Probably going to go with the puppy. It's a close one though.
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:09 PM   #1072
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the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:19 PM   #1073
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Re: The question of the day thread

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the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.
I'll go with this.

Also Hap has a way of asking a question between two negatives. It's never you rather root Alba or Lawrence...
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:36 PM   #1074
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the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.
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Would you rather hit a puppy with sledgehammer or punch your gran really hard in the face?
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You're gonna sledgehammer a puppy, chances are you will obliterate it.
These should cover it.
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Old 04-03-2013, 02:24 PM   #1075
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grandma?

i'd def hit that.
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