The question of the day thread

[Fordham]

QQOTD

Spoiler:

You are convicted of a crime. There is no chance of ever getting it overturned, appealed, escape etc.

You have a choice between

Life without parole at a medium security prison

Death Penalty. (your choice between legal methods. i.e. electric chair, lethal injection etc.)

15 years in the most ruthless, violent, rape filled prison. (And the prisoners are told you are a sex offender against children.

[Da33le]

I don't like the methods used to kill you but fk it I'll take lethal injection.

[vvtli18]

QOTD 02.04.2013

Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

Or...

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?

[-chopper-]

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes

[biceps]

Gay trapped in a world of straight men.

I assume no women are present so sooner or later everyone will turn gay and well.. happy me!

[Hap Hapablap]

Originally Posted by Fordham

QQOTD

Spoiler:

You are convicted of a crime. There is no chance of ever getting it overturned, appealed, escape etc.

You have a choice between

Life without parole at a medium security prison

Death Penalty. (your choice between legal methods. i.e. electric chair, lethal injection etc.)

15 years in the most ruthless, violent, rape filled prison. (And the prisoners are told you are a sex offender against children.

Hmmm, Life without parole in a medium security prison, depending on what luxuries you get etc. May as well be a burden on society instead of taking the easy way out. Plus, life sentences are only 25 years.

Originally Posted by vvtli18

QOTD 02.04.2013

Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

Or...

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?

Hmmm if condoms exist, then women. Otherwise, if Biceps is correct in that there are no women in the ghey world, if you can't beat em (though you probably will iynwim), join em.

[SouthernPott]

Originally Posted by Fordham

QQOTD

Spoiler:

You are convicted of a crime. There is no chance of ever getting it overturned, appealed, escape etc.

You have a choice between

Life without parole at a medium security prison

Death Penalty. (your choice between legal methods. i.e. electric chair, lethal injection etc.)

15 years in the most ruthless, violent, rape filled prison. (And the prisoners are told you are a sex offender against children.

Life without parole at a medium security prison.

I meet a guy named Red and he sells me a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth. Yes, I get pounded a couple of times by The Girls but I chip my way through a wall and escape to freedom via a sewerage drain. I assume a new identity and become a migrant farm worker. (No one would believe I conned the warden out of his bribe money and made my way to Mexico.)

Originally Posted by vvtli18

QOTD 02.04.2013

Would you rather be a straight man trapped in a world of gay men? Or a gay man trapped in a world of straight men?

Or...

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes?

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis, and herpes.

Thanks to condoms I am unlikely to catch AIDS or syphilis and herpes is controllable with Valtrex even if it isn't preventable with condoms.

[fidstar-poker]

A straight man trapped in a world of hot women but ALL of them have aids, syphilis and herpes.

Condoms.

Also if everyone has it, then surely doctors would have come up with something to tone down the symptoms.

[Da33le]

I'll take the ones with the girls plz.

[Dylanzesz]

^+1

[JustJ46671]

A straight man in a prison full of hot condoms

[Hap Hapablap]

NEW QOTD:

Would you rather hit a puppy with sledgehammer or punch your gran really hard in the face?

NOTE: If your gran is dead, imagine she were alive for you to do it. You can choose maternal or paternal. Breed of puppy doesn't matter (though it can't be a chihuahua cos everyone hates those ****ers).

[vvtli18]

Very easy answer!

Re-animate my dead ***** of a grandmother (I love the one who is still alive ) and punch her in the face! AND hit her with a sledgehammer too!

[MrChuckles]

assuming the puppy isn't mine, and that it wouldn't kill the puppy... i would have to go with that one.

i can't punch my gran in the face man (either one of them, their both dead, but couldn't punch 'em)

[Hap Hapablap]

You're gonna sledgehammer a puppy, chances are you will obliterate it.

[-chopper-]

hit a puppy with sledgehammer.

twice

[Albino Lord]

Easy--hit the dog. Far less guilt during the holidays.

[vvtli18]

lots of dog-hating muppets ITT :-(

[Dylanzesz]

Hit my grandmother in the face. She'll get over it when I explain.

[SouthernPott]

My paternal grandmother, a racist B****, is getting a sucker punch, maybe even a second for good measure. She wouldn't want me to hurt a puppy either.

[Da33le]

so the question is basically would I rather kill a puppy or my grandmother. Probably going to go with the puppy. It's a close one though.

[Albino Lord]

the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.

I'll go with this.

Also Hap has a way of asking a question between two negatives. It's never you rather root Alba or Lawrence...

[Hap Hapablap]

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

the QOTD never said how HARD you have to hit either. Love tap the puppy with the sledge if you want to get out on a technicality.

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Would you rather hit a puppy with sledgehammer or punch your gran really hard in the face?

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

You're gonna sledgehammer a puppy, chances are you will obliterate it.

These should cover it.

[JustJ46671]

grandma?

i'd def hit that.