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Old 07-22-2013, 12:11 AM   #1276
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Re: The question of the day thread

Did she let you SIIHP?
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Old 07-22-2013, 08:45 PM   #1277
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QOTD?

You go back in time in my alien friend's time machine and get to ask Jesus one question.

What is it (and yes, you will have a translator)?

Note - I will PM the winner with contact details of my Alien friend to arrange dates.
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:57 AM   #1278
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QOTD?

You go back in time in my alien friend's time machine and get to ask Jesus one question.

What is it (and yes, you will have a translator)?

Note - I will PM the winner with contact details of my Alien friend to arrange dates.
Can you believe it's not butter?
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Old 07-31-2013, 04:08 PM   #1279
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Lemon or Maroney?
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:14 PM   #1280
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Lemon pie but only because I've never tried Maroney pie.
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Old 07-31-2013, 10:18 PM   #1281
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Maroney pie leaves a bitter taste in your mouth
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Old 08-01-2013, 03:56 AM   #1282
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wtf is Maroney? Lemon all the way
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Old 08-08-2013, 02:31 PM   #1283
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would you rather a chick with a 8/10 face, but a 2/10 body or a chick with a 8/10 body and a 2/10 face?

Two different scenarios. A one nighter and a relationship.
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Old 08-09-2013, 03:58 AM   #1284
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Hmmm.... One nighter = 8/10 body 2/10 face, do from behind and try not to display your tears.

8/10 face but 2/10 body for the relationship. Assuming fat, fat girls are generally more generous and you can work that 2/10 into an 8/10
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Old 08-09-2013, 05:24 AM   #1285
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watermelon vs. orange
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Old 08-09-2013, 07:36 AM   #1286
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Orange is my favourite colour, however I prefer eating clementines to oranges. Watermelon is a palette cleanser and less offensive if you eat it after brushing your teeth.

Watermelon
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Old 08-09-2013, 08:53 AM   #1287
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watermelon ez
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Old 08-09-2013, 09:03 AM   #1288
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and by palette i mean palate. I don't know how good watermelon is at cleaning paint
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Old 08-09-2013, 09:32 AM   #1289
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Maybe you meant pallet?
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Old 08-10-2013, 12:41 AM   #1290
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Re: The question of the day thread

new day. new Q:
I'm 55 [resident old fart] now... how is it over half the new guyz on this forum are way moar technically illiterate than me?
[proof:that new life-beat thread]
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Old 08-10-2013, 07:57 AM   #1291
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The internet is a helluva drug
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Old 08-10-2013, 09:54 AM   #1292
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Would you rather a chick with a 8/10 face, but a 2/10 body or a chick with a 8/10 body and a 2/10 face?

Two different scenarios. A one nighter and a relationship.
Always 8/10 face and 2/10 body. The body can be fixed up (or not) to go with an 8/10 face. Much harder to get a 2/10 face turned into anything more than a 5/10.

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watermelon vs. orange
Watermelons are too much work and far too messy for daily consumption. Oranges are easily portable and just the right amount of food for one sitting. The key is to find the varieties that are easy to peel. Clementines would be my favorite orange colored citrus fruit.

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new day. new Q:
I'm 55 [resident old fart] now... how is it over half the new guyz on this forum are way moar technically illiterate than me?
[proof:that new life-beat thread]
Medical marijuana is stronger now than the recreational weed we had to walk 5 miles in the snow uphill both ways to obtain. They are all vegetables now.
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Old 08-11-2013, 04:27 PM   #1293
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would you bang a second cousin (assuming hot obviously)?
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Old 08-11-2013, 05:21 PM   #1294
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That woulda given me the munchies. And got me hella tired.
They are all vegetables now.
Yeah... vegetables with driver's licenses.
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:56 AM   #1295
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would you bang a second cousin (assuming hot obviously)?
I had a first cousin with ginormous hooters I kept trying to get a peek at when we were playing a board game at our grandmother's house about 35 years ago. Pretty sure she caught me so she buttoned up a little higher. Given the chance, I probably would have banged her.

I can't think of any second cousins in my age range.

A friend lost his virginity to one of his cousins. He also split the cost of a hooker with another friend during a Las Vegas trip.
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Old 08-12-2013, 02:30 AM   #1296
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would you bang a second cousin (assuming hot obviously)?
Nope. I wouldn't do it if I were cold either.
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Old 08-12-2013, 07:57 AM   #1297
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i used to bang the **** outta my 3rd cousin before she married my buddy, and im not even from the south
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Old 08-12-2013, 08:18 AM   #1298
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new day. new Q:
I'm 55 [resident old fart] now... how is it over half the new guyz on this forum are way moar technically illiterate than me?
[proof:that new life-beat thread]
I'm not sure, as a 30 something I always assumed by now: Computer science would be taught in high-schools, everyone under 25 could type 50wpm+ without a problem, & program/app building would be a fun & popular teenage hobby. Everytime I talk to a young'n that isn't a complete geek, it seems their understanding of computers goes about as far as using fb/twitter/youtube/etc on their phones.

First time posting in this thread, hope there isn't any -points or something for not answering the question.
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Old 08-12-2013, 10:36 AM   #1299
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There is a forfeit and that is you have to answer every question asked in this thread.
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Old 08-13-2013, 03:09 AM   #1300
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There is a forfeit and that is you have to answer every question asked in this thread.
No one can respond to this unless you put it in the form of a question.
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