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Old 03-08-2013, 05:47 AM   #776
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD anyone?
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:07 AM   #777
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Re: The question of the day thread

NEW QOTD:

Would you prefer to have your left testicle sliced in half by a rusty blunt saw, your right testicle stabbed multiple times with a kebab skewer or both testicles bitten off cleanly by a bear?
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:11 AM   #778
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:19 AM   #779
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Would you prefer to have your left testicle sliced in half by a rusty blunt saw, your right testicle stabbed multiple times with a kebab skewer or both testicles bitten off cleanly by a bear?
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:23 AM   #780
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:45 AM   #781
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I'm gonna take a pass here.
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:08 AM   #782
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You're no fun
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:11 AM   #783
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there should be a rule that you can't bring testicles into this
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:16 AM   #784
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That's the first rule of feminists club
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:28 AM   #785
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:39 AM   #786
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:50 AM   #787
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Re: The question of the day thread

I actually felt bad IRL trying to decide on this. I'll pass please...
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:51 AM   #788
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I actually felt bad IRL trying to decide on this. I'll pass please...
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:05 AM   #789
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Why would a bear have an old saw and a kabob skewer?

What kind of bear? Kodiak, grizzly, polar...I'm going with bear. It'll be a hell of a story.
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Old 03-09-2013, 07:17 AM   #790
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD (and it's a thinking man's question).

We all know Wolverine from X-Men is pretty badass. Now is your chance to be like him but not as cool. Would you rather have his adamantium skeleton (complete with retractable claws) or his ability to regenerate wounds quickly?
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Old 03-09-2013, 07:22 AM   #791
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Id rather look like Hugh Jackman
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Old 03-09-2013, 07:22 AM   #792
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Would you prefer to have your left testicle sliced in half by a rusty blunt saw, your right testicle stabbed multiple times with a kebab skewer or both testicles bitten off cleanly by a bear?
True story--friend of mine was performing @ Rocky Horror and managed to cut his sack to the point one of his testicles was hanging out. Rather than go to the hospital he figures "I gotta perform, just duct tape it closed for now."

Goes through the show on pain killers & duct tape. Afterwards, the genius figures that somehow in the past 2 hours his nuts magically healed so he decides he's OK and removes the tape--your imagination isn't vivid enough for the scream he gave out.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:29 AM   #793
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Quick-healing wounds, I think. Those claw things would get me in trouble.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:47 AM   #794
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Choosing the quick healing means you would live forever as he has been head shoted and lived. I dont think I want to live forever so I guess I choose the claws. Would be handy in a pinch.
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:28 PM   #795
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Crap. I've already lived the first half of forever.
Oh well...
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:01 AM   #796
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Re: The question of the day thread

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New QOTD (and it's a thinking man's question).

We all know Wolverine from X-Men is pretty badass. Now is your chance to be like him but not as cool. Would you rather have his adamantium skeleton (complete with retractable claws) or his ability to regenerate wounds quickly?
Regenerate wounds. That skeleton thing looks painful.
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:27 AM   #797
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+1 to str8.
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:21 AM   #798
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD - Would you rather 15 minutes of vanilla sex with your dream girl (e.g. Jessica Alba) or a night with a stunner (e.g. a playboy model) where anything goes?
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:32 AM   #799
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So a lifetime of remembering that my dream girl is lousy in bed versus a vivid, glorious night that I will happily recall over & over & over? No contest.
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:06 AM   #800
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I'll take the second option thanks. Not sure what to do after the 15 minutes tho.
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