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Old 04-06-2013, 04:46 PM   #1101
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:04 PM   #1102
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Re: The question of the day thread

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G.) The weather is nice here. I'm going to the Porsche dealer and picking out a new convertible turbo, borrowing a good looking dog or a puppy, then heading over to the really popular park here. I'll be hooked up before you know it.

Oh yeah, I'll need your credit card.

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Anal, if its not tight its not right

Also they should do talking fleshlights, maybe a girlfriend and a pornstar setting
Haha all good here. Haha it's was a pretty good question huh?
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Old 04-07-2013, 12:44 AM   #1103
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I'm currently working on F)... Been waiting nearly 2 years now lol
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Old 04-07-2013, 08:54 PM   #1104
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Anal, if its not tight its not right

Also they should do talking fleshlights, maybe a girlfriend and a pornstar setting
I wouldn't mind some cheesy porn music in the background while the fleshlight is running full on but I like a girlfriend that doesn't say much. I don't like being distracted from the job at hand.

But I like where you are going with this!!
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Old 04-07-2013, 08:57 PM   #1105
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I'm currently working on F)... Been waiting nearly 2 years now lol
Good luck with that! Don't you dare come back here and claim to have been successful with out a full TR w/pics. You know the rules.

And don't be afraid to go up in weight class if you need to.
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Old 04-07-2013, 11:19 PM   #1106
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QOTD- 8 April

What is the biggest mistake you've made so far?



I had a chance to get my pilot license for free when I was 16 y/o.
I chose poorly.
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Old 04-08-2013, 03:55 AM   #1107
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A>C>E>D>F>B
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Old 04-08-2013, 09:56 AM   #1108
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Re: The question of the day thread

It was a mild, spring evening in 1983.

I didn't pull out soon enough.
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:05 AM   #1109
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Re: The question of the day thread

not taking a year off between highschool and university.
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:07 AM   #1110
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not going to university

in a way it was a blessing, as i have a good life now, but i would have loved to have been degen for a while.
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:22 AM   #1111
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It was a mild, spring evening in 1983.

I didn't pull out soon enough.
Awesome.

For me.... I dunno, I've always kind of regretted not joining the Army. I've come from a military family and it would have been nice to continue it on.

Probably spending 4 years with my ex would be my biggest regret. We did loads of things together which was pretty cool, but I missed out on a whole lot more while being with her.

I don't have pics of her so your asking is in vain.
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Old 04-08-2013, 01:46 PM   #1112
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Re: The question of the day thread

So if I can't really think of any big moments in my life that I class as a mistake does that mean I haven't done any living or maybe I'm just not good at knowing what a mistake is?

I remember this one time tho, I was at the casino and was on a run at the roulette table. I was up to 400 and wanted to go one more time because max bet was 500 but I didn't .
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Old 04-08-2013, 06:45 PM   #1113
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Would you have won?
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:36 AM   #1114
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD - Your gf/wife/significant other comes to you and says that one of the following is going to happen:

1) I'm going to sleep with 100 men in one day. Some will be one at a time, some will be two at a time, some will be more than that at the same time.
2) I'm going to sleep with your Dad (if your Dad is dead, then the closest living male relative)
3) I'm going to have sex with a male Doberman dog
4) Every year for the next ten years we are going to draw a name from a hat that has the names of your 5 closest male co-workers and I'm going to sleep with them (They will know, that you know they had sex with your gf. e.g. one year it might be your boss that sleeps with her, the next year someone who works for you) - You can't get away with a technicality if you work by yourself. In this QOTD you work in a large business.

The event/s will be videotaped and you will need to watch it. Now remember your gf is a willing participant so she is going to be enjoying herself.

Now put these in order of best to worst of how you would like to hear them.
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:18 AM   #1115
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3) This one we can knock out the fastest so the dog gets first dibs.
2) I'm going to substitute my brother as this feat might kill my dad. My brother and I could very well have slept with the same girl at some point during our younger days so no big deal.
4) Again, 5 guys in one year, no problem. She is obviously a nympho and I just want her to be happy.
1) I have to draw the line here. This is just slutty. But I will probably sell the video called CHOO CHOO!! All Aboard.....My Wife/GF

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Old 04-09-2013, 11:02 AM   #1116
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Would you have won?
I was the only one playing so they didn't spin again.

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QOTD - Your gf/wife/significant other comes to you and says that one of the following is going to happen:

1) I'm going to sleep with 100 men in one day. Some will be one at a time, some will be two at a time, some will be more than that at the same time.
2) I'm going to sleep with your Dad (if your Dad is dead, then the closest living male relative)
3) I'm going to have sex with a male Doberman dog
4) Every year for the next ten years we are going to draw a name from a hat that has the names of your 5 closest male co-workers and I'm going to sleep with them (They will know, that you know they had sex with your gf. e.g. one year it might be your boss that sleeps with her, the next year someone who works for you) - You can't get away with a technicality if you work by yourself. In this QOTD you work in a large business.

The event/s will be videotaped and you will need to watch it. Now remember your gf is a willing participant so she is going to be enjoying herself.

Now put these in order of best to worst of how you would like to hear them.
Number 4.
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Old 04-09-2013, 02:53 PM   #1117
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Number 4.

My wife/GF is obviously a total whore so she missed the first line where it said one of these things is going to happen and opted for interpreting the final line as she was going to get to all of the list in the order I choose.

So which is it? Does she get wore out or not?
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:47 PM   #1118
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1) I'm going to sleep with 100 men in one day. Some will be one at a time, some will be two at a time, some will be more than that at the same time.
can i watch?
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:38 PM   #1119
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Today's qotd seems to be moot, as most of 4L has neither wives nor girlfriends.
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:52 PM   #1120
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Today's qotd seems to be moot, as most of 4L has neither wives nor girlfriends.

Speak for yourself. I've got two girlfriends on the interwebz and I plan to marry at least one of them. The first one that gets paroled. We've been pen pals for 3-5 years so far.

And don't worry, they are both safe. One is in for stabbing her husband a few times and burying him in the back yard and the other had a very successful dental practice until she ran over her husband with their Mercedes in the Hilton parking lot. He was cheating on her.
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:54 PM   #1121
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Old 04-09-2013, 07:42 PM   #1122
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Today's qotd seems to be moot, as most of 4L has neither wives nor girlfriends.
lol. This, or the fact they actually want to watch their gf root a dog, but don't want to admit it...
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:34 PM   #1123
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No, really?
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:01 AM   #1124
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD 10.04.2013

If you was to change sex for 24 hours (and become an incredibly good looking woman/ man) would you:

A - Sleep with the opposite sex to see how it feels
B - Sleep with the same sex you would find yourself in (so if man turns into woman, you sleep with a woman)
C - Forget sex and do things which only a specific gender can do
D - F**k a goat and call it a day
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:36 AM   #1125
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E - Have sex with myself all day long?

It sounds good to get another chick involved in this. So I'll go with B.
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