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Old 02-08-2013, 06:24 AM   #426
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:59 PM   #427
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Re: The question of the day thread

Was Heath Ledger the Joker character? I haven't seen Bane yet.

Have to go with Liam Neeson since I can't remember or don't know the other characters.
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:03 AM   #428
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I guess Liam Neeson.
Dependent upon who was playing batman, my evil plans may actually work.

Michael Keaton or Val Kilmer...ezgame.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:33 AM   #429
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Re: The question of the day thread

NEW QUESTION OF THE DAY

Would you rather have two tentacles instead of normal arms or have one normal arm and an arm with a hookhand?
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:43 AM   #430
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Is that even close?
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:18 AM   #431
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Re: The question of the day thread

Of course. 1 normal hand and a hook can be managed and you can perform day to day tasks but there will be some inconvenience. Tentacles are mother****in' tentacles baby! You won't be able to do as many normal things with tentacles but I bet there are some cool things you could do.
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:32 AM   #432
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Testicles for arms?
Sheesh!
I'm going with hook, and I like a side of eye-patch, please.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:10 AM   #433
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Testicles for arms?
Sheesh!
I'm going with hook, and I like a side of eye-patch, please.
I'm going full blown pirate. Add a peg leg and a parrot to my wish list.

Shiver me timbers!!

Tentacles for arms is too limiting and I can't find any fun uses for them.
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:01 PM   #434
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Personally I'd go with tentacles, could probably climb buildings and stuff with those suckers. Plus I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:18 PM   #435
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Personally I'd go with tentacles, could probably climb buildings and stuff with those suckers. Plus I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
While it is creepy, I understand your hentai uses for tentacles but why do you want to climb a building?
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:22 PM   #436
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Cos you can't do it effectively with normal arms? Think outside the standard limbed box and imagine what having suckers could do for you!
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Cos you can't do it effectively with normal arms? Think outside the standard limbed box and imagine what having suckers could do for you!
I'd be rich picking up change out of fountains!!
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:52 AM   #438
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD

Would you rather have a girlfriend/boyfriend who was a 10/10 but had a poop fetish, an 8/10 who had a pee fetish or a 5/10 who had the same sexual desires as you?
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:56 AM   #439
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Like the old saying says:
I'd s#it on a 10, pee on an 8, and wife a 5
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:40 AM   #440
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5 with same fetishes, easy. Pretty faces are nice, but having a deep connection with the same twisted perversion is worth anything.
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:43 PM   #441
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Poop fetish is way beyond me no matter how good looking a woman is.

What kind of pee fetish? She likes to pee in public places? She likes to pee on me? She likes me to pee on her?

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Old 02-10-2013, 06:44 PM   #442
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Pee on me. Anytime.
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:57 AM   #443
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Like the old saying says:
I'd s#it on a 10, pee on an 8, and wife a 5
I do recall this old anecdote, and you can't fault it.


NEW QOTD 11FEB2013:

Would you rather have take an arrow to the knee or a bowling ball to the nutsack?
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:11 AM   #444
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Re: The question of the day thread

Is someone pinning you down and dropping said bowling ball on your nutsack, thus rendering your testicles useless, or is it kinda like horsing around at a bowling alley and someone lobs a ball at you and it hits you in the nuts but you are standing and can kinda cushion the blow a bit?

Cos it matters a great deal.
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:21 AM   #445
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Re: The question of the day thread

Semantics:
Bowling bowl dropped on nutsack.
ginormous pain.
swelling.
rendering them useless for 3 days.
Sex for the rest of your life feels "different".
Remembering the incident brings goosebumps to your person.

arrow to knee causes lifelong limp.
large pain at time of occurrence.
blood.
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:31 AM   #446
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Semantics:
Bowling bowl dropped on nutsack.
ginormous pain.
swelling.
rendering them useless for 3 days.
Sex for the rest of your life feels "different".
Remembering the incident brings goosebumps to your person.

arrow to knee causes lifelong limp.
large pain at time of occurrence.
blood.
stitches.
no more adventuring, just a life of service in the town guard
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:33 AM   #447
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agreed.
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Old 02-11-2013, 12:40 PM   #448
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Semantics:

Sex for the rest of your life feels "different".

arrow to knee causes lifelong limp.
large pain at time of occurrence.
blood.
stitches.
What does sex feel like now so when it happens after the bowling ball to the nads I will know it is is different?

Is the arrow one of those pointy target tips or one of those three or four edged razor monsters used for hunting? Is it a glancing blow or a full on straight through the side shot where it will have the tip on one side of my leg and the feathers on the other side, requiring a surgeon to remove it?
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:23 PM   #449
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Knee caps shot off in the great war.
I ain't scurred. Ready your archer.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:28 PM   #450
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Id take an arrow to the balls, like a cool native prince albert
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