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Old 03-10-2013, 11:21 AM   #801
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Re: The question of the day thread

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So a lifetime of remembering that my dream girl is lousy in bed versus a vivid, glorious night that I will happily recall over & over & over? No contest.
Ya, definitely.

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Old 03-10-2013, 11:35 AM   #802
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My dream girl is dead, so that would be kinda gross (and def not vanilla).

Option b, I guess. Le sigh.
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:52 AM   #803
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Dammit, I am going vanilla on this one.

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Old 03-10-2013, 11:54 AM   #804
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Re: The question of the day thread

when I say Vanilla sex, I don't necessarily mean bad sex, just your run of the mill jump on top, missionary sex (you know the sex most of us actually have most of the time :P), just not porno do everything, finish on her face sorta sex.
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:42 PM   #805
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Re: The question of the day thread

There's this hot little 20 year old where i work and i would take 15 minutes with her over an all nighter with Playboy model or whatever. Like if its your last ever night of sex then sure you take the all nighter, but otherwise you dont pass on the opportunity to bang your dream girl.
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Old 03-10-2013, 03:07 PM   #806
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Damn, I don't even need 15 minutes lol. Still, an all-nighter would be more enjoyable imo
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:27 AM   #807
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easy. stunner.
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:04 AM   #808
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Re: The question of the day thread

Since no one else has done it

QOTD - You are given an opportunity to say yes to. You will put on a blindfold, be given a great BJ, then you will be required to remove the blindfold and look down. There is an x% chance that person looking up and smiling at you will be an old bald bloke with missing teeth and the other times it will be a decent looking girl. Yes, you have to look and yes, that image of the bloke will be burnt into your memory! What is your percentage?

a) 0% - not taking the risk!
b) up to 10%
c) up to 25%
d) up to 50%
e) up to 99% - **** it a good BJ is a good BJ!
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:16 AM   #809
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Re: The question of the day thread

Is there a reward for choosing higher percentages? Like the BJ is better with the more risk involved?
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:36 AM   #810
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Is there a reward for choosing higher percentages? Like the BJ is better with the more risk involved?
You're guaranteed a great BJ for any of them. Let's say you don't know what the percentage would be. Say you pick 25%, but the person making the offer says "sorry, but it's a 50% chance, no BJ for you!" i.e. you got to pick the highest percentage you are willing to risk.
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:38 AM   #811
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Hmmmm, I would only go for up to 10% risk imo
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:54 PM   #812
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Re: The question of the day thread

since i can get a good blowjob anytime, my number is 0%.

If i were back in the states, 15%.
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:50 PM   #813
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Up to 50% easily.
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Old 03-11-2013, 07:55 PM   #814
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Re: The question of the day thread

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since i can get a good blowjob anytime, my number is 0%.

If i were back in the states, 15%.
Yes to 0%. I can't get one anytime, but it's frequent enough. I can still call up memories of past girlfriends, and I cannot allow those fantasies to be mixed in with gappy McOldmanpants.
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:24 PM   #815
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:29 AM   #816
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A mouth is a mouth. 100%
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:20 AM   #817
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD:

Would you rather have two fingers and a thumb superglued to your nutsack or would you rather have your buttcheeks superglued together?

This may seem quite innocuous, however the kicker is this. You have to unstick them by pulling them off/apart without the aid of solvents etc, just strength.


Your buttcheeks aren't superglued all over, just a 1cm thick line all the way down. Your fingers/thumb on your nutsack are superglued from tip to the first joint.
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:30 AM   #818
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:33 AM   #819
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Are you gonna play the game or not?
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:34 AM   #820
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ASS. Im an idiota for answering.

Nut sac is to sensitive for that ****. cm line on thick as butt skin > 3 fingertip to first knuckle nut sac. Easy.
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:35 AM   #821
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Are you gonna play the game or not?


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Old 03-12-2013, 10:47 AM   #822
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why is he idiota for asking that?

Does the QOTD have to do smth with you?

Aight, I kno, you glued your buttcheeks together didnt you...

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Old 03-12-2013, 11:59 AM   #823
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Old 03-12-2013, 01:26 PM   #824
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Re: The question of the day thread

who own's the fingers and thumb that would be attached to me jewels?
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Old 03-12-2013, 01:37 PM   #825
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Re: The question of the day thread

Your own. I can't believe people are going for ass so much, Your cheeks are glued together all the way down. Pulling apart would be horrendous. Plus poop passing next to open sores can't be pleasant. I thought there'd be some men amongst you who would go for sack.
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