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03-10-2013, 11:21 AM
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#801
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grinder
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Under a deck of cards
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
So a lifetime of remembering that my dream girl is lousy in bed versus a vivid, glorious night that I will happily recall over & over & over? No contest.
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Ya, definitely.
Last edited by A-K-Q-J-T; 03-10-2013 at 11:22 AM.
Reason: P.S. I was hoping Jessica would be good all night.
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03-10-2013, 11:35 AM
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#802
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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My dream girl is dead, so that would be kinda gross (and def not vanilla).
Option b, I guess. Le sigh.
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03-10-2013, 11:52 AM
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#803
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
Dammit, I am going vanilla on this one.
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03-10-2013, 11:54 AM
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#804
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
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Re: The question of the day thread
when I say Vanilla sex, I don't necessarily mean bad sex, just your run of the mill jump on top, missionary sex (you know the sex most of us actually have most of the time :P), just not porno do everything, finish on her face sorta sex.
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03-10-2013, 12:42 PM
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#805
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Bryce's imaginary baby daddy
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ilovesheeps
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Re: The question of the day thread
There's this hot little 20 year old where i work and i would take 15 minutes with her over an all nighter with Playboy model or whatever. Like if its your last ever night of sex then sure you take the all nighter, but otherwise you dont pass on the opportunity to bang your dream girl.
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03-10-2013, 03:07 PM
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#806
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
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Re: The question of the day thread
Damn, I don't even need 15 minutes lol. Still, an all-nighter would be more enjoyable imo
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03-11-2013, 03:27 AM
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#807
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Re: The question of the day thread
easy. stunner.
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03-11-2013, 10:04 AM
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#808
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
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Re: The question of the day thread
Since no one else has done it
QOTD - You are given an opportunity to say yes to. You will put on a blindfold, be given a great BJ, then you will be required to remove the blindfold and look down. There is an x% chance that person looking up and smiling at you will be an old bald bloke with missing teeth and the other times it will be a decent looking girl. Yes, you have to look and yes, that image of the bloke will be burnt into your memory! What is your percentage?
a) 0% - not taking the risk!
b) up to 10%
c) up to 25%
d) up to 50%
e) up to 99% - **** it a good BJ is a good BJ!
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03-11-2013, 10:16 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: The question of the day thread
Is there a reward for choosing higher percentages? Like the BJ is better with the more risk involved?
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03-11-2013, 10:36 AM
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#810
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
Is there a reward for choosing higher percentages? Like the BJ is better with the more risk involved?
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You're guaranteed a great BJ for any of them. Let's say you don't know what the percentage would be. Say you pick 25%, but the person making the offer says "sorry, but it's a 50% chance, no BJ for you!" i.e. you got to pick the highest percentage you are willing to risk.
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03-11-2013, 10:38 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: The question of the day thread
Hmmmm, I would only go for up to 10% risk imo
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03-11-2013, 12:54 PM
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#812
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Re: The question of the day thread
since i can get a good blowjob anytime, my number is 0%.
If i were back in the states, 15%.
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03-11-2013, 01:50 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
Up to 50% easily.
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03-11-2013, 07:55 PM
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grinder
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Under a deck of cards
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by djle2
since i can get a good blowjob anytime, my number is 0%.
If i were back in the states, 15%.
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Yes to 0%. I can't get one anytime, but it's frequent enough. I can still call up memories of past girlfriends, and I cannot allow those fantasies to be mixed in with gappy McOldmanpants.
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03-11-2013, 09:24 PM
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#815
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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In
110%
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03-12-2013, 12:29 AM
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Lowest Common Nominator
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Re: The question of the day thread
A mouth is a mouth. 100%
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03-12-2013, 10:20 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
New QOTD:
Would you rather have two fingers and a thumb superglued to your nutsack or would you rather have your buttcheeks superglued together?
This may seem quite innocuous, however the kicker is this. You have to unstick them by pulling them off/apart without the aid of solvents etc, just strength.
Your buttcheeks aren't superglued all over, just a 1cm thick line all the way down. Your fingers/thumb on your nutsack are superglued from tip to the first joint.
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03-12-2013, 10:30 AM
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#818
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
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Re: The question of the day thread
idiota
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03-12-2013, 10:33 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: The question of the day thread
Are you gonna play the game or not?
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03-12-2013, 10:34 AM
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 1,921
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Re: The question of the day thread
ASS. Im an idiota for answering.
Nut sac is to sensitive for that ****. cm line on thick as butt skin > 3 fingertip to first knuckle nut sac. Easy.
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03-12-2013, 10:35 AM
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
Are you gonna play the game or not?
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03-12-2013, 10:47 AM
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#822
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
Why is he idiota for asking that?
Does the QOTD have to do smth with you?
Aight, I kno, you glued your buttcheeks together didnt you...
Last edited by biceps; 03-12-2013 at 10:47 AM.
Reason: my answer is ass btw
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03-12-2013, 11:59 AM
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adept
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Driving round town
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Re: The question of the day thread
ass
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03-12-2013, 01:26 PM
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#824
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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Re: The question of the day thread
who own's the fingers and thumb that would be attached to me jewels?
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03-12-2013, 01:37 PM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
Your own. I can't believe people are going for ass so much, Your cheeks are glued together all the way down. Pulling apart would be horrendous. Plus poop passing next to open sores can't be pleasant. I thought there'd be some men amongst you who would go for sack.
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