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Old 02-25-2014, 06:02 PM   #1926
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Depends on whether we're talking nasty bruise smash or shattered bones smash.
Shattered bones
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Old 02-25-2014, 06:02 PM   #1927
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a load of what?
Man juice
Baby batter
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Old 02-25-2014, 11:04 PM   #1928
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Man juice
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Gross
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Old 02-26-2014, 12:36 AM   #1929
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Re: The question of the day thread

i pick baby batter, but I'm gonna smash his toes before he busts, good luck glazing me over after that
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Old 02-27-2014, 03:03 AM   #1930
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I reserve tomorrow's. It's a two parter: What is GMT and why the **** would you make this thread and can I ban you and what is the penalty for not answering?
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Old 02-27-2014, 05:30 AM   #1931
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Old 02-27-2014, 11:26 AM   #1932
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Greenwich Mean Time
because he could
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:37 PM   #1933
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The male and female bathrooms share a wall. When I'm in the bathroom, there is some chick that goes in there and she has the flow of a river. I can hear her stream from the opposite wall. Does she have a penis?
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Old 02-27-2014, 05:07 PM   #1934
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woman can stream very hard when they really want to
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Old 02-27-2014, 05:21 PM   #1935
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I can hear her stream from the opposite wall.
They don't say,
"A bull pissing on a flat rock",
now do they?
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Old 02-27-2014, 06:07 PM   #1936
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she is probably standing over the toilet and not sitting down, thereby making it sound like there is a dude taking a piss over there.

or its a tranny
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:47 AM   #1937
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Possession of a penis would make her a he, imo, so I'm going with 'no'.
Snap a couple of upskirts for verification.
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Old 02-28-2014, 12:56 AM   #1938
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Where are the questions?
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Old 02-28-2014, 07:04 AM   #1939
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Old 03-01-2014, 01:43 AM   #1940
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Re: The question of the day thread

To live like Jims, Would you rather live a long life and be like
a)


or be cool like

b)



or have powers like

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or be just OK like

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Old 03-01-2014, 01:48 AM   #1941
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To live like a) google Jimmy Saville, b) you are dead by 28, c) His name is Jimmy and he has powers but no booze, sex etc. d) well he's a bit boring.
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Old 03-01-2014, 02:17 AM   #1942
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Forgot about this Jim so case closed:

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Old 03-01-2014, 04:03 AM   #1943
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Old 03-01-2014, 04:48 AM   #1944
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You die at 28 yrs old?
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Old 03-01-2014, 08:57 AM   #1945
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Old 03-01-2014, 09:18 AM   #1946
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Rustlin o' the jims
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Old 03-01-2014, 10:37 AM   #1947
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Old 03-01-2014, 07:11 PM   #1948
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You die at 28 yrs old?
True, but what a way to go out. Remembered as a legend, banged a ****load of groupies and took copious amounts of drugs. The true 4L way.
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Old 03-01-2014, 07:37 PM   #1949
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Choking on my own vomit really isn't how I want to go out, even if it gets me mad 4L cred.
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Old 03-01-2014, 07:43 PM   #1950
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