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Old 03-06-2013, 05:56 AM   #726
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:40 AM   #727
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can I be having sex whilst being burned alive?
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:41 AM   #728
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Boy, are you guys squirrelly.
I dunno what this means but thanks, I've been working out!

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Death by drowning
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Drowning. Easy.
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:26 AM   #729
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Can I be having sex whilst being burned alive?
yes

Death by fire, whilst having sex
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:33 AM   #730
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ok, death by fire whilst having sex it is!
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Old 03-06-2013, 10:43 AM   #731
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Old 03-06-2013, 10:43 AM   #732
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I dunno what this means but thanks, I've been working out!
Good, I had no idea what it meant either.



Drowning, especially in cold water. Burning to death looks like the most painful method of dying possible.
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:17 AM   #733
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Re: The question of the day thread

You have 5 doors. Behind each door is a beautiful, sexy naked woman who you have sexytime with. 4 will be std free while one has all known and unknown viral stds. The one you choose will be your sex slave till you die.

No condoms etc. You must **** her at least once a week. Do you play the game?
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:36 AM   #734
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Yes please. Would be more interesting if 2 of them were clean and the other 3 had the super hyper turbo aids.
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:46 AM   #735
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You have 5 doors. Behind each door is a beautiful, sexy naked woman who you have sexytime with. 4 will be std free while one has all known and unknown viral stds. The one you choose will be your sex slave till you die.

No condoms etc. You must **** her at least once a week. Do you play the game?
LOL easy game. OFC, just **** her with a condom, she's your sex slave not your wife.
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:10 PM   #736
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Odds are in my favor so I'm dumb enough to take a chance of free lifetime sex. Short lifetime of real sex is better than long lifetime of unreal internet porn and a bottle of lotion.

Can I have the retrovirals if I catch the HIV/AIDS?
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:17 PM   #737
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Re: The question of the day thread

The mention of nuts earlier in this thread made me think of squirrels. Which led me to call you guys squirrelly.

On an unrelated note, someone mentioned a word earlier that I don't know the meaning of. What is motorboating?
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:33 PM   #738
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Motorboat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:33 PM   #739
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Drowning, especially in cold water. Burning to death looks like the most painful method of dying possible.
Having almost drowned in the dead of winter, I can tell you it's not without pain.

But I'd bet death by fire is worse.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:22 PM   #741
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Motorboat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
I tried to imagine what it might be and I see I was wrong.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:36 PM   #742
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Having almost drowned in the dead of winter, I can tell you it's not without pain.

But I'd bet death by fire is worse.
I think the key to drowning in cold water is that hypothermia can set in quickly and shut down the body. Having fallen through the ice in the winter, I concur that it can be very painful.

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I tried to imagine what it might be and I see I was wrong.
Enlighten us with your wrong interpretation. It might be just as entertaining.
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:39 PM   #743
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I think the key to drowning in cold water is that hypothermia can set in quickly and shut down the body. Having fallen through the ice in the winter, I concur that it can be very painful.



Enlighten us with your wrong interpretation. It might be just as entertaining.
For whatever reason, the water I fell into was open so there was no ice to hit. I had been crossing a rope bridge, lost my balance, and was hanging onto the bridge before dropping into the water. Fortunately, they were able to get a rowboat to me pretty quickly.

I was thinking the area to motorboat was south of the actual location. Or that you stuck your head in water while someone was taking a bath.
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:00 PM   #744
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I was thinking the area to motorboat was south of the actual location.
I believe that's called rimming
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:25 PM   #745
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I was thinking the area to motorboat was south of the actual location. Or that you stuck your head in water while someone was taking a bath.
Many, many years ago I worked for a sheltered workshop for the mentally handicapped. I had a guy named Kenny who worked for me. Kenny lived with his gf Carol. This doesn't make any difference except for the interracial porn aspect but Kenny is black and Carol is white. Anyway, rumor had it that Kenny was hung. Really hung. One time Carol, also a worker started discussing something about oral sex and how Kenny won't go down on her anymore because he almost drowned in the bathtub. She was a bigger girl.

Make what you will with that. We never got the details. Before Kenny lived with Carol, he missed work one day and when he finally called in it was to ask if someone could come pick him up as two women had kidnapped him for sex and left him in a motel room in another city and he didn't know how to get home.
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:16 PM   #746
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I believe that's called rimming
Eyes front, not rear.

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Many, many years ago I worked for a sheltered workshop for the mentally handicapped. I had a guy named Kenny who worked for me. Kenny lived with his gf Carol. This doesn't make any difference except for the interracial porn aspect but Kenny is black and Carol is white. Anyway, rumor had it that Kenny was hung. Really hung. One time Carol, also a worker started discussing something about oral sex and how Kenny won't go down on her anymore because he almost drowned in the bathtub. She was a bigger girl.

Make what you will with that. We never got the details. Before Kenny lived with Carol, he missed work one day and when he finally called in it was to ask if someone could come pick him up as two women had kidnapped him for sex and left him in a motel room in another city and he didn't know how to get home.
I am laughing so hard my chest hurts.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:38 AM   #747
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he finally called in it was to ask if someone could come pick him up as two women had kidnapped him for sex and left him in a motel room in another city and he didn't know how to get home.
Two questions:

1: If he didn't know where he was, how did he give directions to get picked up?

2: Did the person who went to get him rape him as well?
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:43 AM   #748
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Two questions:

1: If he didn't know where he was, how did he give directions to get picked up?

2: Did the person who went to get him rape him as well?
Worst QOTD ever imo, 'bino.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:47 AM   #749
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still inside the previous 24-hour QOTD, so my pair aren't official.

Still better than 75% of the ones we've had so far.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:50 AM   #750
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The rule isn't 24hour, the rule is after 00:00 GMT.

However, WORST EVAH!
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