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Old 02-03-2013, 08:12 AM   #351
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Seeing as there is a lack of womenfolk in this thread (because they don't exist on the internet).

QOTD:

Would you rather have to sex your own grandma, or your girlfriend's dad for a week?

Maternal or paternal grandma, it doesn't matter, if they're both dead it can be from when they were alive (say a week before they died) unless you want to go down the kinky necrophilia route.

Same applies if gf''s dad is dead.
Wow that's just crazy!
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:17 AM   #352
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EZ. Too many loopholes.

Adopted. Parents are in their early twenties. Grandma had adopted parent when she was 16. She is now 39 and still smoking hot.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:26 AM   #353
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:52 AM   #354
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Good choices on the food.



Once you've made your choice the question is moot anyway. Between those of us participating we probably have a combined IQ in the double digit range so we can multitask multiple questions. You probably didn't receive any less thoughtlessness in the responses to your question but if you want to question us about tomorrow's menu options we are here for you friend!!


you're a kind and wise man SP
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:03 AM   #355
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Speeding isn't a crime!

Speeding with a trunk full of hookers might be, but I'm not a real judge.
A crime occurs when one breaks a public law and may be held accountable by any law enforcement official.

Traffic laws are just set up so that the courts can handle bigger issues. You have the option to go to court and contest your guilt or innocence on traffic citations. A record of driving offenses is kept. If you were caught driving 50+ mph over the limit you would probably be going to jail. Is it a crime at that point?

But I'm not a lawyer of judge either so my opinions could be way off. Mostly I just make things up as I go along so I'm okay with your logic too.

Hookers in the trunk is just a waste and I never have room there with all of my drugs packed.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:07 AM   #356
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Re: The question of the day thread

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QOTD:

Would you rather have to sex your own grandma, or your girlfriend's dad for a week?

Maternal or paternal grandma, it doesn't matter, if they're both dead it can be from when they were alive (say a week before they died) unless you want to go down the kinky necrophilia route.

Same applies if gf''s dad is dead.
My grandmothers and great grandmothers are all dead. I don't have a GF at this time (or a wife either for that matter).
Spoiler:


Do you have any other options for me?
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:06 PM   #357
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can we at least all agree that haps question delved deep into the dark corners of the human psyche and he should probably seek immediate therapy and/or prescription drugs?
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:11 PM   #358
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Maternal AND paternal, plus step family grannies...let's get this party started!

Only for a week? I need some vitamins, lube, disposable razors, a douche kit with a couple of non-standard attachments, a few sheets of poly, panty hose, a good bit of rope, and extra batteries.
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:12 PM   #359
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Maternal AND paternal, plus step family grannies...let's get this party started!

Only for a week? I need some vitamins, lube, disposable razors, a douche kit with a couple of non-standard attachments, a few sheets of poly, panty hose, a good bit of rope, and extra batteries.
That's the spirit! The rest of these guys are all frigid.
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Old 02-03-2013, 03:23 PM   #360
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Re: The question of the day thread

a better question would have been whether you'd rather **** your grandma alive or dead imo.
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Old 02-03-2013, 04:39 PM   #361
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My last living grandmother passed away at 96 years old just a couple of years ago so she hasn't been doable in my lifetime if ever. My maternal grandmother passed away 20+ years ago and I'm not sure if she was ever in my range either.

My very first gf's dad was a health nut who owned a large spa/gym and he was ass-raped in a halfway house after he served time in prison so I figure he is good to go. Not a bad looking man.
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:52 AM   #362
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Seeing as there is a lack of womenfolk in this thread (because they don't exist on the internet).

QOTD:

Would you rather have to sex your own grandma, or your girlfriend's dad for a week?

Maternal or paternal grandma, it doesn't matter, if they're both dead it can be from when they were alive (say a week before they died) unless you want to go down the kinky necrophilia route.

Same applies if gf''s dad is dead.
gfs dad i guess. as long as i'm the giver, not the taker.

another gay ass QOTD:

Give a blowjob to 100 different guys, swallowing their semen, or...
Take it up the ass from 20 different guys.


You don't get to choose any of the guys, and their looks range from 1 - 10.
You don't control their hygene, they come as is.
You have 1 guy/day to "finish off".
You cannot bite penis (unless they like it).
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:29 AM   #363
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another gay ass QOTD:

Give a blowjob to 100 different guys, swallowing their semen, or...
Take it up the ass from 20 different guys.


You don't get to choose any of the guys, and their looks range from 1 - 10.
You don't control their hygene, they come as is.
You have 1 guy/day to "finish off".
You cannot bite penis (unless they like it).
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:04 AM   #364
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I'm not sure I wanna play this game anymore.

I'd hoped it would take a new direction.

Power bottom, one crazy night.

Let's move on.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:37 AM   #365
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Re: The question of the day thread

Let's give it a few hours to see if people respond.

fwiw... 20 days of pain and suffering is better than 100 days of shameful humiliation + pain and suffering.

I choose bastard ldo
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:38 AM   #366
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fine, if i must reply then i choose


Last edited by MrChuckles; 02-04-2013 at 08:39 AM. Reason: but i guess the knoshing is only humiliation...
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:42 AM   #367
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hap, just so you know this question to the rest of us reads "which is more shameful".

To you it just reads "yum".
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:52 AM   #368
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Hap, just so you know this question to the rest of us reads "which is more shameful".

To you it just reads "yum".
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:15 AM   #369
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Hap, just so you know this question to the rest of us reads "which is more shameful".

To you it just reads "yum".
no u
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:17 AM   #370
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:40 AM   #371
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:03 AM   #372
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I don't see anyone getting burned. -chopper- asked the most ghey question to date and when called out, tried to deflect it onto someone else. Standard, right?
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:16 AM   #373
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:20 AM   #374
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Re: The question of the day thread

This thread has become the grownup, homophobic version of the third grade standard, "What would you rather do, kiss Sally McDonald ON THE LIPS or slide down the sharp edge of a razor blade into a pool of alcohol?" (Sally McDonald is a made up name to protect the innocent girl, Lavene Woodard, who was in my class, but has since passed away.)

That being said, I'm taking it up the pooper for 20 days. I hope they are all premature ejaculators as I don't have all day. Oh, and it is strictly doggie style. I don't want to make eye contact.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:15 AM   #375
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD:

Would you rather have to floss your teeth with piano wire or wipe you butt with coarse sandpaper on a daily basis?
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