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Old 01-29-2013, 10:46 AM   #251
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Re: The question of the day thread

The question would have been better if it were "would you rather have Tyrannosaurus Rex arms or a micro-peen?
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:48 AM   #252
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The question would have been better if it were "would you rather have Tyrannosaurus Rex arms or a micro-peen?
This isn't "QUESTION THE QUESTION OF THE DAY THREAD".
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:56 AM   #253
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as stated in question, it is a leg. not a peen.
no extra speed, or it would have stated, it is just an additional leg.
I was really hoping it was a huge peen. I could do something with that. As offered, I have to go with a third leg. At least I could work a sideshow or kick people in the nuts without fear of tipping over. Does it have a right or left foot on it? A neutral foot wouldn't do as I'd have to buy custom made shoes.

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great idea. simply be the first to post in this thread after 00:00GMT on any given day and the QOTD is yours!
I'm too lazy to calculate that into my US Central time zone so feel free to post it as your own if you like.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:04 AM   #254
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I was really hoping it was a huge peen. I could do something with that. As offered, I have to go with a third leg. At least I could work a sideshow or kick people in the nuts without fear of tipping over. Does it have a right or left foot on it? A neutral foot wouldn't do as I'd have to buy custom made shoes.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:19 AM   #255
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Re: The question of the day thread

I can't stop laughing long enough to answer the question.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:28 AM   #256
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Re: The question of the day thread

I overlooked a bigger problem than footwear when accepting the third leg. Either one has to have all pants, shorts, underpants custom made to fit three legs or wearing a skirt will be required.

How much longer is the third leg? Will it make walking/running awkward?
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:31 AM   #257
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I overlooked a bigger problem than footwear when accepting the third leg. Either one has to have all pants, shorts, underpants custom made to fit three legs or wearing a skirt will be required.

How much longer is the third leg? Will it make walking/running awkward?
its longer than your original 2 legs, and is in the middle, with a left-sided-foot.

fully functional, but not able to increase your speed.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:43 AM   #258
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its longer than your original 2 legs, and is in the middle, with a left-sided-foot.

fully functional, but not able to increase your speed.
Okay, if I have a new leg in the middle, longer than the outside legs, do I have to use it for motility or can I just lift it a little and keep it out of the way? Where are my genitals in relation to the new leg?
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:55 AM   #259
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Okay, if I have a new leg in the middle, longer than the outside legs, do I have to use it for motility or can I just lift it a little and keep it out of the way? Where are my genitals in relation to the new leg?
genitalia in front/above.

you can lift it, and bend at the knee to keep underneath.

unpossible to hide tho due to length.

hiding it will mean that you walk like ur ****ting urself.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:57 AM   #260
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Where are my genitals?
i thought i was the only one asking myself this question.

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Old 01-29-2013, 12:04 PM   #261
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genitalia in front/above.

you can lift it, and bend at the knee to keep underneath.

unpossible to hide tho due to length.

hiding it will mean that you walk like ur ****ting urself.
Not worried about hiding it but if it is required to be used while walking or running and it is longer than the other two, my gait is going to by pretty gimpy.

With my genitals in front/above the leg I'll just have to make sure I pee before I sit down to poop.

I still think I can profit more from a third leg than puny arms but a third leg is really starting to be inconvenient.

Is my anus going to be in its current position or will I have to make other adaptations?
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:05 PM   #262
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anus is higher up the backside.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:05 PM   #263
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i thought i was the only one asking myself this question.

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This is 4L, all we do is worry about genitals whether they are our own or not. Oh, and boobs.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:12 PM   #264
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so... now if i opt in for the third leg i can't dance, cos i'd have 2 left feet - ZING!

a question RE tyrannosaurus arms... are they actually tyrannosaur arms? or are they human arms just in the same proportion to my body as a tyrannosaur would have it's arms?
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:13 PM   #265
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human arms in tyrannosaurus length.

hands same size as of now.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:13 PM   #266
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so... now if i opt in for the third leg i can't dance, cos i'd have 2 left feet - ZING!

a question RE tyrannosaurus arms... are they actually tyrannosaur arms? or are they human arms just in the same proportion to my body as a tyrannosaur would have it's arms?

and with tiny human hands, not t-rex claws?

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Old 01-29-2013, 12:29 PM   #267
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why not a mixture of both? Genitals are now higher up, you won't need such long arms to fap.

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Old 01-29-2013, 01:31 PM   #268
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Re: The question of the day thread

I had calmed down enough to answer the question, but I made the mistake of reading further responses and I am back to laughing again.
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:43 PM   #269
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Why not a mixture of both? Genitals are now higher up, you won't need such long arms to fap.

profit.
If he had given me the big peen I asked for I wouldn't need long arms either. In fact, I probably wouldn't need arms at all. I could just wander around, swinging big, and ask random women for a happy ending.

Scratch that, I'd still needs arms to shake the dew off the lily.

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I had calmed down enough to answer the question, but I made the mistake of reading further responses and I am back to laughing again.
Take a deep breath, relax.

Now weigh in, this question needs more thoughtless thoughts.
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Old 01-29-2013, 04:18 PM   #270
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If he had given me the big peen I asked for I wouldn't need long arms either. In fact, I probably wouldn't need arms at all. I could just wander around, swinging big, and ask random women for a happy ending.

Scratch that, I'd still needs arms to shake the dew off the lily.



Take a deep breath, relax.

Now weigh in, this question needs more thoughtless thoughts.
But I'm a thoughtful poster.

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Old 01-29-2013, 04:47 PM   #271
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Old 01-29-2013, 04:48 PM   #272
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Old 01-29-2013, 05:58 PM   #273
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I dont believe you can consider those legit Tyrannosaurus hands
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:05 PM   #274
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I got dibs on the new QOTD.

When can I post it?
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:16 AM   #275
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Re: The question of the day thread

Okay, it is 11:07 p.m. here, which means 12:07 a.m. on the east coast so I am posting the new QOTD.

This one will allow the ladies to be included since they won't have to decide whether or not they will be betting a bigger peen.


Question:

Would you rather be physically attractive, at least an 11 on our usual 10 point scale, but of modest means(little to no money or possessions), dumb as a box of rocks(or bag of hammers), and a complete a-hole that no one wants to be around

or

would you rather be physically unattractive, hideously so, less than a 1 on our usual 1 to 10 scale, but loaded with money, Albert Einstein and Steven Hawking would envy your brain power, and you possess the greatest personality that draws people to you even though no one wants to ever date/marry/sleep with you?


Going to bed so expect no replies from me for about 8 hours.
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