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Old 02-05-2013, 05:19 AM   #376
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Re: The question of the day thread

I've flossed with sandpaper that was used as toliet paper. Got a great shine to my teeth after that.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:19 AM   #377
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butt and sandpaper imo

piano wire is very sharp, but you can wipe your but with the backside of the sandpaper and save yourself from years of anguish :P
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:21 AM   #378
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Maternal AND paternal, plus step family grannies...let's get this party started!

Only for a week? I need some vitamins, lube, disposable razors, a douche kit with a couple of non-standard attachments, a few sheets of poly, panty hose, a good bit of rope, and extra batteries.
This is the heart of a "The Aristocrats" joke for you. I'd post one here, but BANHAMMER would fall hard.

"The Aristocrats" is worthy of a Google search.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:22 AM   #379
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Let's pretend the sandpaper is double sided.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:31 AM   #380
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are hemorroids involved, that may change a few minds.
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:36 AM   #381
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I mean... Yeah if you have them.
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:12 AM   #382
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regardless i still think flossing with piano wire may be more painful... also in the long run extremely damaging
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:32 AM   #383
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Has to be sandpaper. I can just blot the heavy duty stuff without scraping off a layer of skin. The rest can come off in the shower.

I hate flossing with whatever they make floss with now. I'm certainly not going to like it any better with wire.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:08 PM   #384
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life's too short for...



i'm going with:

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Old 02-06-2013, 10:29 AM   #385
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Re: The question of the day thread

February 6, 2013 QOTD:

Spoiler:


Would you like to go back in time to the mid 1960s, living without smartphones, cable/satellite television, internet, etc. (basically all the
great technologies we take for granted now) and be worth millions of dollars?
(You won't be able to take back any modern knowledge either, if it wasn't known in the mid 1960s, it won't be in your brain.)

or

Would you like to stay in the present with all of the modern technologies but never earn more than a minimal income in whatever country you reside?
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:31 AM   #386
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Would you like to go back in time to the mid 1960s, living without smartphones, cable/satellite television, internet, etc. (basically all the
great technologies we take for granted now) and be worth millions of dollars?
(You won't be able to take back any modern knowledge either, if it wasn't known in the mid 1960s, it won't be in your brain.)
^^^This one^^^

easy answer tho, as olden times > modern times
also, more money > less money

win win, chicken din
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:50 AM   #387
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I'd rather be back in the 1960s and loaded.

That way I'd be old now and all my kids and grandkids would be doting on me cos they'd want my inheritance money when I die, but I'd make sure they got none of it.
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:01 AM   #388
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Summer of 1969 > Summer of 2012

I wasn't born yet in the old days but compared to last summer, even getting stabbed would have been great.. Pls send me bake in time, rich and in front of the Ford Mustang dealership!
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:09 AM   #389
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Summer of 1969 > Summer of 2012

I wasn't born yet in the old days but compared to last summer, even getting stabbed would have been great.. Pls send me bake in time, rich and in front of the Ford Mustang dealership!

1969 does not count as the mid 1960s according to the judges. Please choose from 1963 to 1967. That being said, you will have enough money
to own a Ford dealership and you could go visit Carroll Shelby for one of his Mustangs or his A.C. Cobra.
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:24 AM   #390
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Re: The question of the day thread

when i was a millionaire in the 60's, life was pretty sweet.

besides the conveniences you mentioned, some inconveniences were also not invented:

you could smoke at your desk and on airplanes
AIDS did not exist
cupholders were not standard in cars, but neither were seatbelts, so it was easy to hold the beer between your legs while you drove
the general population was just better folks, better drivers, and had better drugs
you could drive to school with every gun you owned in your car, and NOT go to prison
carbon footprints were not a thing

def the 60s option
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:35 AM   #391
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People also didn't say YOLO or swag and the generation of kids weren't complete ****ing tools.
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:31 PM   #392
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1969 does not count as the mid 1960s according to the judges. Please choose from 1963 to 1967. That being said, you will have enough money
to own a Ford dealership and you could go visit Carroll Shelby for one of his Mustangs or his A.C. Cobra.
Ah ok, I choose 1965 and would play Mr Shelby HU for rolls lol

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People also didn't say YOLO or swag and the generation of kids weren't complete ****ing tools.


And even better.. OOT didn't exist!
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:38 PM   #393
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And even better.. OOT didn't exist!






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Old 02-06-2013, 01:23 PM   #394
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60's rich man, easy. As much as I live for my tech: money, money, money. Wins nearly every time.
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:42 AM   #395
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD 7th Feb 2013:

Choose one of the following:
Anything you touch with your hands...
  1. turns to gold
  2. falls in love with you

Caveat1: Doesn't matter if you are wearing gloves.
Caveat2: Animals can still fall in love with you, just as they can turn to gold.
Caveat3: Just because someone falls in love with you, does not mean they would give you all their gold, not rob a bank or other.
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:21 AM   #396
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Re: The question of the day thread

Does this include touching yourself?
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:26 AM   #397
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This is a tough one since emotions are gay and turning everything into gold is way too impractical.
Well **** you chopper, thats what I am going to say...
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:33 AM   #398
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The one time I come up with a not-ghey question, and look at the response I'm getting(!)

Hap - no it does not. (no gold peen for you)
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:44 AM   #399
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can I touch things with my peen? Is it just hands that create gold/love?

Gold pros:

Rich like a boss
Can turn people you hate into gold and sell them for infinite profit.

Gold cons:

The value of gold goes down
It gets annoying to wipe your ass with sheets of gold


Falling in love pros:

Bitches will love you
Everyone/thing you touch will love you

Falling in love cons:

They won't love you enough to give you all their money
EVERYONE/THING you touch will love you


I mean, you could be a jerk to everyone to make them hate you again. But how often do you get to poop on gold without being a rapper?
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:46 AM   #400
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Re: The question of the day thread

re-read the question hap.

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