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02-05-2013, 05:19 AM
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#376
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Lowest Common Nominator
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Re: The question of the day thread
I've flossed with sandpaper that was used as toliet paper. Got a great shine to my teeth after that.
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02-05-2013, 05:19 AM
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#377
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adept
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: La Roca
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Re: The question of the day thread
butt and sandpaper imo
piano wire is very sharp, but you can wipe your but with the backside of the sandpaper and save yourself from years of anguish :P
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02-05-2013, 05:21 AM
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#378
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Lowest Common Nominator
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Maternal AND paternal, plus step family grannies...let's get this party started!
Only for a week? I need some vitamins, lube, disposable razors, a douche kit with a couple of non-standard attachments, a few sheets of poly, panty hose, a good bit of rope, and extra batteries.
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This is the heart of a "The Aristocrats" joke for you. I'd post one here, but BANHAMMER would fall hard.
"The Aristocrats" is worthy of a Google search.
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02-05-2013, 05:22 AM
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#379
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
Let's pretend the sandpaper is double sided.
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02-05-2013, 05:31 AM
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#380
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Lowest Common Nominator
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Re: The question of the day thread
are hemorroids involved, that may change a few minds.
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02-05-2013, 05:36 AM
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#381
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in
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: spongeworthy
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I mean... Yeah if you have them.
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02-05-2013, 08:12 AM
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#382
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adept
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: La Roca
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Re: The question of the day thread
regardless i still think flossing with piano wire may be more painful... also in the long run extremely damaging
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02-05-2013, 10:32 AM
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#383
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jerk job
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
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Re: The question of the day thread
Has to be sandpaper. I can just blot the heavy duty stuff without scraping off a layer of skin. The rest can come off in the shower.
I hate flossing with whatever they make floss with now. I'm certainly not going to like it any better with wire.
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02-05-2013, 02:08 PM
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#384
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: The question of the day thread
life's too short for...
i'm going with:
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02-06-2013, 10:29 AM
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#385
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jerk job
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Re: The question of the day thread
February 6, 2013 QOTD:
Would you like to go back in time to the mid 1960s, living without smartphones, cable/satellite television, internet, etc. (basically all the
great technologies we take for granted now) and be worth millions of dollars?
(You won't be able to take back any modern knowledge either, if it wasn't known in the mid 1960s, it won't be in your brain.)
or
Would you like to stay in the present with all of the modern technologies but never earn more than a minimal income in whatever country you reside?
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02-06-2013, 10:31 AM
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#386
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by SouthernPott
Would you like to go back in time to the mid 1960s, living without smartphones, cable/satellite television, internet, etc. (basically all the
great technologies we take for granted now) and be worth millions of dollars?
(You won't be able to take back any modern knowledge either, if it wasn't known in the mid 1960s, it won't be in your brain.)
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^^^This one^^^
easy answer tho, as olden times > modern times
also, more money > less money
win win, chicken din
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02-06-2013, 10:50 AM
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#387
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
I'd rather be back in the 1960s and loaded.
That way I'd be old now and all my kids and grandkids would be doting on me cos they'd want my inheritance money when I die, but I'd make sure they got none of it.
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02-06-2013, 11:01 AM
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#388
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adept
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Driving round town
Posts: 1,121
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Re: The question of the day thread
Summer of 1969 > Summer of 2012
I wasn't born yet in the old days but compared to last summer, even getting stabbed would have been great.. Pls send me bake in time, rich and in front of the Ford Mustang dealership!
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02-06-2013, 11:09 AM
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#389
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jerk job
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by vvtli18
Summer of 1969 > Summer of 2012
I wasn't born yet in the old days but compared to last summer, even getting stabbed would have been great.. Pls send me bake in time, rich and in front of the Ford Mustang dealership!
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1969 does not count as the mid 1960s according to the judges. Please choose from 1963 to 1967. That being said, you will have enough money
to own a Ford dealership and you could go visit Carroll Shelby for one of his Mustangs or his A.C. Cobra.
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02-06-2013, 11:24 AM
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#390
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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Re: The question of the day thread
when i was a millionaire in the 60's, life was pretty sweet.
besides the conveniences you mentioned, some inconveniences were also not invented:
you could smoke at your desk and on airplanes
AIDS did not exist
cupholders were not standard in cars, but neither were seatbelts, so it was easy to hold the beer between your legs while you drove
the general population was just better folks, better drivers, and had better drugs
you could drive to school with every gun you owned in your car, and NOT go to prison
carbon footprints were not a thing
def the 60s option
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02-06-2013, 11:35 AM
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#391
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
People also didn't say YOLO or swag and the generation of kids weren't complete ****ing tools.
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02-06-2013, 12:31 PM
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#392
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adept
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Driving round town
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by SouthernPott
1969 does not count as the mid 1960s according to the judges. Please choose from 1963 to 1967. That being said, you will have enough money
to own a Ford dealership and you could go visit Carroll Shelby for one of his Mustangs or his A.C. Cobra.
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Ah ok, I choose 1965 and would play Mr Shelby HU for rolls lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
People also didn't say YOLO or swag and the generation of kids weren't complete ****ing tools.
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And even better.. OOT didn't exist!
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02-06-2013, 12:38 PM
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#393
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
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02-06-2013, 01:23 PM
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#394
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Lowest Common Nominator
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Re: The question of the day thread
60's rich man, easy. As much as I live for my tech: money, money, money. Wins nearly every time.
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02-07-2013, 04:42 AM
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#395
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
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Re: The question of the day thread
QOTD 7th Feb 2013:
Choose one of the following:
Anything you touch with your hands... - turns to gold
- falls in love with you
Caveat1: Doesn't matter if you are wearing gloves.
Caveat2: Animals can still fall in love with you, just as they can turn to gold.
Caveat3: Just because someone falls in love with you, does not mean they would give you all their gold, not rob a bank or other.
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02-07-2013, 05:21 AM
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#396
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
Does this include touching yourself?
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02-07-2013, 05:26 AM
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#397
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old hand
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: The question of the day thread
This is a tough one since emotions are gay and turning everything into gold is way too impractical.
Well **** you chopper, thats what I am going to say...
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02-07-2013, 05:33 AM
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#398
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
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Re: The question of the day thread
The one time I come up with a not-ghey question, and look at the response I'm getting(!)
Hap - no it does not. (no gold peen for you)
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02-07-2013, 05:44 AM
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#399
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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Re: The question of the day thread
Can I touch things with my peen? Is it just hands that create gold/love?
Gold pros:
Rich like a boss
Can turn people you hate into gold and sell them for infinite profit.
Gold cons:
The value of gold goes down
It gets annoying to wipe your ass with sheets of gold
Falling in love pros:
Bitches will love you
Everyone/thing you touch will love you
Falling in love cons:
They won't love you enough to give you all their money
EVERYONE/THING you touch will love you
I mean, you could be a jerk to everyone to make them hate you again. But how often do you get to poop on gold without being a rapper?
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02-07-2013, 05:46 AM
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#400
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
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Re: The question of the day thread
re-read the question hap.
Quote:
Anything you touch with your hands...
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