The question of the day thread

[JustJ46671]

Bout 3.50 weeks ago
Dengue fever, AFAIK

Induced vomiting...maybe 87...some hot mexican **** gave me some urp.

[thabighurt35]

when somebody asks you what time it is do you look at your watch or your phone?

[fidstar-poker]

I don't carry either a phone or a watch on me.

[Hap Hapablap]

I look at my phone as sadly I don't own a watch. On the list of things to buy including a new phone and a car or bike once I get a job again.

[JustJ46671]

I check my watch
Seldom use my phone for timekeeping

[zikzak]

I look at them and ask why the hell they don't have a phone or a watch.

[Quagmyer]

neither, i just hook up my PC

[Mr. Variance]

I look at the sun and take a guess.

[MrChuckles]

i whip out my sundial

[FranFran]

I aint watching babe

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by MrChuckles

i whip out my sundial

Such a hipster.

[LoveThee]

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

when somebody asks you what time it is do you look at your watch or your phone?

I sneerily verbally recite the link for their question in google. Obviously prefacing the link with http.

Spoiler:

aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash double u double double u, full stop.
gee oh oh oh gee el e period.
Cee oh em slash.
Search? (In question intonation.)
queue equal what plus time plus is plus it

[thabighurt35]

here is some AOL for you:

a/s/l?

[Hap Hapablap]

all (the) single ladies?

[JustJ46671]

I don't understand the question
Well, I know a/s/l, but aol? Like the isp from 1962?

[Mr.mmmKay]

aol
AOL Inc. is a multinational mass media corporation based in New York City that develops, grows, and invests in brands and web sites. The company's business spans digital distribution of content, products, and services, which it offers to consumers, publishers, and advertisers. ...

[JustJ46671]

Yeah, that's what I thought he was saying.
Thanks, mmmmmmkay

[FranFran]

I still don't get the question.. Maybe I'll try harder tomorrow..

[thabighurt35]

jesus, i cant be that ****ing old yet, can I?

America On Line = AOL. Like when the interwebs were still accessed via a 28k modem over a phone line and phones didnt text yet. When the interwebs consisted of wierd chat rooms of 40yo dudes in their parents basement saying they were 18yo girls and would ask you to cyber. Per Urban Dictionary
a/s/l
Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.
Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

[FranFran]

Oh, I thought something like air sex liberates, but I didn't know why would you promote sex in the air, and what would be the question, so I gave up..

[fidstar-poker]

oic

16/f/nude in bed

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

16/f/nude in bed

Seems unlikely

[Mr.mmmKay]

88/m/everywhere

[zikzak]

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

88/m/everywhere

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Seems unlikely

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