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Old 07-28-2014, 11:29 PM   #2851
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Dengue fever, AFAIK

Induced vomiting...maybe 87...some hot mexican **** gave me some urp.
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Old 07-31-2014, 06:16 PM   #2852
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Re: The question of the day thread

when somebody asks you what time it is do you look at your watch or your phone?
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Old 07-31-2014, 06:23 PM   #2853
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I don't carry either a phone or a watch on me.
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Old 07-31-2014, 06:39 PM   #2854
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I look at my phone as sadly I don't own a watch. On the list of things to buy including a new phone and a car or bike once I get a job again.
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Old 07-31-2014, 08:55 PM   #2855
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I check my watch
Seldom use my phone for timekeeping
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:04 PM   #2856
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Re: The question of the day thread

I look at them and ask why the hell they don't have a phone or a watch.
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:07 PM   #2857
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neither, i just hook up my PC
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:35 PM   #2858
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I look at the sun and take a guess.
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Old 08-01-2014, 05:01 AM   #2859
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i whip out my sundial
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Old 08-01-2014, 08:56 AM   #2860
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I aint watching babe
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Old 08-01-2014, 09:24 AM   #2861
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i whip out my sundial
Such a hipster.
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Old 08-01-2014, 02:04 PM   #2862
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when somebody asks you what time it is do you look at your watch or your phone?
I sneerily verbally recite the link for their question in google. Obviously prefacing the link with http.

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Old 08-04-2014, 01:25 PM   #2863
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here is some AOL for you:

a/s/l?
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Old 08-04-2014, 07:46 PM   #2864
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all (the) single ladies?
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Old 08-04-2014, 08:31 PM   #2865
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I don't understand the question
Well, I know a/s/l, but aol? Like the isp from 1962?
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Old 08-05-2014, 03:39 AM   #2866
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aol
AOL Inc. is a multinational mass media corporation based in New York City that develops, grows, and invests in brands and web sites. The company's business spans digital distribution of content, products, and services, which it offers to consumers, publishers, and advertisers. ...

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Old 08-05-2014, 08:54 AM   #2867
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Yeah, that's what I thought he was saying.
Thanks, mmmmmmkay
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Old 08-05-2014, 10:28 AM   #2868
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I still don't get the question.. Maybe I'll try harder tomorrow..
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Old 08-05-2014, 10:29 AM   #2869
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jesus, i cant be that ****ing old yet, can I?

America On Line = AOL. Like when the interwebs were still accessed via a 28k modem over a phone line and phones didnt text yet. When the interwebs consisted of wierd chat rooms of 40yo dudes in their parents basement saying they were 18yo girls and would ask you to cyber. Per Urban Dictionary
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Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.
Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"
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Old 08-05-2014, 10:36 AM   #2870
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Oh, I thought something like air sex liberates, but I didn't know why would you promote sex in the air, and what would be the question, so I gave up..
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:16 AM   #2871
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oic

16/f/nude in bed
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Old 08-05-2014, 12:40 PM   #2872
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16/f/nude in bed
Seems unlikely
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:01 PM   #2873
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88/m/everywhere
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:48 PM   #2874
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Old 08-05-2014, 03:27 PM   #2875
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88/m/everywhere
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Seems unlikely
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