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Old 01-30-2013, 12:58 PM   #301
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Re: The question of the day thread

Pam > Katie
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:22 PM   #302
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Pam > Katie
Greater? Meaning she is an even more vile person than Katie? Who is this Pam of whom you speak?

Katie is dreadful but The Sun just ran some topless photos of her on her honeymoon with her (not yet out of the closet) stripper/model 3rd husband and she does have some glorious boobage.
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:57 PM   #303
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never been a fan of Jordan, boobs waaay 2 big and a bit of a man face
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Old 01-30-2013, 04:22 PM   #304
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never been a fan of Jordan, boobs waaay 2 big and a bit of a man face
You could lose your man-card for blasphemy like that.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:45 AM   #305
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never been a fan of Jordan, boobs waaay 2 fake looking and a bit of a man face
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Old 01-31-2013, 01:45 AM   #306
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QOTD:

Would you rather die of syphilis from the dirtiest hobo or marry the ugliest opposite gender that you are attracted to but have great sex?

IE - if you're a guy and straight, then it's a guy you marry and bang/get banged.

If you're bi-sexual, then you get an orangutan.
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:41 AM   #307
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can the hobo be a woman?
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:43 AM   #308
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Can the hobo be a woman?
It doesn't matter. You're going to die painfully from syphilis, and it's the last time you will have sex, ever. It can be whatever gender you want, as long as they are A) dirty as hell, B) syphilitic, and C)a hobo
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:43 AM   #309
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Are we talking about Katie Price?
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:58 AM   #310
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Old 01-31-2013, 04:20 AM   #311
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Greater? Meaning she is an even more vile person than Katie? Who is this Pam of whom you speak?

Katie is dreadful but The Sun just ran some topless photos of her on her honeymoon with her (not yet out of the closet) stripper/model 3rd husband and she does have some glorious boobage.
Pam as in Ms Anderson (on 1st page of this thread)

Still prefer her looks over Jordan
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Old 01-31-2013, 04:48 AM   #312
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office agrees; question is fail.
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Old 01-31-2013, 04:57 AM   #313
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I am going *omo ainec.
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:26 AM   #314
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A painful death isn't as bad as it sounds
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:14 AM   #315
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yep h0mo all the way
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:09 AM   #316
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QOTD:

Would you rather die of syphilis from the dirtiest hobo or marry the ugliest opposite gender that you are attracted to but have great sex?

IE - if you're a guy and straight, then it's a guy you marry and bang/get banged.

If you're bi-sexual, then you get an orangutan.
I'm almost tempted to claim to be bisexual with these choices. However, I might have a few good years left in me while suffering syphilitic insanity and a dirty hobo could still look like Raquel Welch so I vote for death.

BTW, why does it have to be a hobo? Why not a bum or a ne'er-do-well?

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Pam as in Ms Anderson (on 1st page of this thread)

Still prefer her looks over Jordan
Pam Anderson is so much better than Katie Price. Pam has been reasonably intelligent in her business decisions. Even though her career is limited to television(and one horrible movie) she had a character that is recognizable worldwide and most people like. Katie Price is mostly limited to the UK and those of us that are fans of the British tabloids. Pam likes to act the slutty image while Katie likes to live the slutty image. Nothing wrong with the latter but the former pays better.

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Old 01-31-2013, 11:51 AM   #317
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Re: The question of the day thread

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QOTD:

Would you rather die of syphilis from the dirtiest hobo or marry the ugliest opposite gender that you are attracted to but have great sex?

IE - if you're a guy and straight, then it's a guy you marry and bang/get banged.

If you're bi-sexual, then you get an orangutan.
Request for clarification:
If this dirtiest hobo that gave me syphilis is female, can i continue to bang her till i die of said venereal disease?

If so, obvious choice is obvious
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:59 AM   #318
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Request for clarification:
If this dirtiest hobo that gave me syphilis is female, can i continue to bang her till i die of said venereal disease?

If so, obvious choice is obvious
If you can keep it up that long knock yourself out but realize that since she has syphilis she is likely to die long before you so:

You are banging a dirty, syphilis-bearing, dead hobo.

Welcome to the world of necrophilia!!
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:05 PM   #319
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If you can keep it up that long knock yourself out but realize that since she has syphilis she is likely to die long before you so:

You are banging a dirty, syphilis-bearing, dead hobo.

Welcome to the world of necrophilia!!
You just confirmed my decision. Thank You
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:19 AM   #320
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Re: The question of the day thread

February 1, 2013 QOTD:

Would you rather have the largest peen on record but you can only use it for sex once per year for a 24 hour period or would you like to have a really tiny peen (like Candyheels4BBC claimed to have) and you can bang all the women you are able 24/7/365? If you choose the small peen you will also suffer the humiliation of being laughed at for having a small peen by each of the women with whom you have sex.

Presently, the largest publicly recorded penis is 13.5" erect with an 8" circumference on a man named Jonah Falcon.

We don't have official records of CandyHeels4 BBC but imagine your penis is the size of your smallest finger.

Last edited by SouthernPott; 02-01-2013 at 11:21 AM. Reason: Sorry ladies, I offered a question for all sexes yesterday but had no female takers so we are back to peens.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:28 PM   #321
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Re: The question of the day thread

What is it with all the sexually related questions?

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Old 02-01-2013, 12:57 PM   #322
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13.5" erect with an 8" circumference
wtf would i do with something like that?
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:06 PM   #323
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What is it with all the sexually related questions?
It's BBV4L, everything is sexually related. Come up with a question of the day and post it for tomorrow. When I checked in to see what the question of the day was going to be, no one had posted, so I went with the dumb example I posted a couple of days ago.

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wtf would i do with something like that?
According to the question, you wouldn't be using it for sex very often so I suggest selling billboard space and just hanging out in the lockerroom at your local gym. You could fit Irish Spring Soap on it. Axe Body Spray?
Hickory Farms Summer Sausage?
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:43 PM   #324
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Lol, that's a god damn tree trunk
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:47 PM   #325
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Who gives a **** about peen size when you bang anyone you like?
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