A - Typical Planet of the Apes scenario with those furry b@stards controlling our lives or..
B - Women (lolz) control the world and invent a way to transfer the uterus into every male baby when born. This would result in us men giving birth through our anus (after getting IVF treatment). However, for this sacrifice, no random woman (unless married to someone else) can say "no" if you request a BJ right there and then, such as in the park or the supermarket..
Last edited by vvtli18; 03-14-2013 at 06:14 AM.
Reason: Put in a BJ option since its S&BJ day!
You realize this questions is basically do you want to live on a planet of apes where your life is always in danger, or live your life as a women (male dominated world, where the women have the babies), with the bonus of getting oral sex whenever you want.
Is living as a woman that bad that the only way it would be better than being on a planet of apes is to get oral sex all the time!?!????
Choose 1 or t'other: 1. Toe Nails which are 1 feet extended past your toes
2. Privates which smell of fish
Notes:
Toe Nails are too hard to cut, even with industrial tools
Toe Nails do not grow any further
Toe Nails do NOT cause you any pain
You can NOT wear shoes with these long-ass Nails
You have to walk up/down stairs sideways
The smell CANNOT be cured
Whilst people may not mention it, anybody within 2.5 feet of your privates CAN smell them
Any person who goes down on you will have a gag reflex due to the smell