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Old 03-14-2013, 04:56 AM   #851
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Re: The question of the day thread

Not the QOTD, but I'm hungry & undecided: Donuts or croissant?
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:02 AM   #852
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Re: The question of the day thread

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I would tell my wife and let her worry about it.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZ - That is the correct answer.

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Not the QOTD, but I'm hungry & undecided: Donuts or croissant?
Always donuts. Except if you're in the mood for ham and cheese.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:10 AM   #853
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Re: The question of the day thread

Always donuts. Except if you're in the mood for ham and cheese.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:28 AM   #854
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croissant?
ygos?

(not QOTD)
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:50 AM   #855
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ygos?
Official QOTD right there.
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:13 AM   #856
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Re: The question of the day thread

New QOTD - 14.03.2013

In an alternate universe, would you rather have:

A - Typical Planet of the Apes scenario with those furry b@stards controlling our lives or..

B - Women (lolz) control the world and invent a way to transfer the uterus into every male baby when born. This would result in us men giving birth through our anus (after getting IVF treatment). However, for this sacrifice, no random woman (unless married to someone else) can say "no" if you request a BJ right there and then, such as in the park or the supermarket..

Last edited by vvtli18; 03-14-2013 at 06:14 AM. Reason: Put in a BJ option since its S&BJ day!
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:16 AM   #857
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Re: The question of the day thread

B, I'll be on the pill ldo.

IVF won't work whilst I'm on the pill.

infinite bjs
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:37 AM   #858
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B
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:54 AM   #859
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Re: The question of the day thread

Thanks to -chopper- logic, it's an easy B(J)

I'm not paternal so would never forget the pill lol
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:40 AM   #860
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Re: The question of the day thread

if men had to give babies, human life would cease to be.

no drinking/smoking for 9 months, then a tremendous amount of pain, all for an ungrateful little **** i got to look after for 18 years...

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Old 03-14-2013, 08:11 AM   #861
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Re: The question of the day thread

is it a steak and a blow job day already?

blowjob. mightest well get something out of it. I dont want kids so im solid.
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:16 AM   #862
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Re: The question of the day thread

You have NO CHOICE but to conceive as otherwise, human population would die out!

So... once again, is it:

A

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Old 03-14-2013, 08:20 AM   #863
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Re: The question of the day thread

option b, guess mankind is ****ed.

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Old 03-14-2013, 08:21 AM   #864
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Re: The question of the day thread

population can die for all i care
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:26 AM   #865
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Re: The question of the day thread

Plus there won't be any kids blaming you for ****ing things up. Sweet deal.
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:29 AM   #866
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Plus there won't be any kids around so you can get the infinite bjs in public
fyp
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Old 03-14-2013, 09:43 AM   #867
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B all the time. Reminds me of the days when Da33le had an avatar. Thats why.
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:20 AM   #868
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Re: The question of the day thread

B ainec.
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:37 AM   #869
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Re: The question of the day thread

Can the apes say "no" if you request a BJ in the supermarket parking lot? If so, then put me down for one B.
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:52 AM   #870
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Re: The question of the day thread

You realize this questions is basically do you want to live on a planet of apes where your life is always in danger, or live your life as a women (male dominated world, where the women have the babies), with the bonus of getting oral sex whenever you want.

Is living as a woman that bad that the only way it would be better than being on a planet of apes is to get oral sex all the time!?!????
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Old 03-14-2013, 12:35 PM   #871
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Re: The question of the day thread

Take it in the ass to completion or having to give a blowjob with hand finish?
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:14 AM   #872
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:

Choose 1 or t'other:
1. Toe Nails which are 1 feet extended past your toes
2. Privates which smell of fish



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Toe Nails are too hard to cut, even with industrial tools
Toe Nails do not grow any further
Toe Nails do NOT cause you any pain
You can NOT wear shoes with these long-ass Nails
You have to walk up/down stairs sideways

The smell CANNOT be cured
Whilst people may not mention it, anybody within 2.5 feet of your privates CAN smell them
Any person who goes down on you will have a gag reflex due to the smell
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:53 AM   #873
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Re: The question of the day thread

I choose the toe nails and make millions becoming the world's kick-boxing champion! One swift kick in the neck and down they go :-)
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:59 AM   #874
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Nails.
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Old 03-15-2013, 02:09 PM   #875
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smells like fish, it's a dish
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