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07-14-2014 , 12:07 PM
Sensei, a surreptitious pic is better than a stabbin' I guess. Be safe.
07-14-2014 , 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Shower sex is awful.

Maybe if you have a shower with 2 or more heads, otherwise bzzzzt.
it was close to 50 Celsius

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Also India sounds fun. Dysentery & gang rapes & extortion for all! When can I come visit?
Can't disagree with this

Fly back with me in the fall
07-14-2014 , 01:47 PM
New Rise Against song is vvvvg.

07-14-2014 , 03:03 PM
Sensei,

I agree there is some irony that the girl is going to use proof she had casual sexy with you as leverage to ensure her chastity. Also, I am guessing the sleeping pics didn't show your best side. Maybe you should take a naked pic of yourself that isorr flattering and send it to her and ask her to use it instead.
07-14-2014 , 03:11 PM
Sensei

That doesn't even make sense.
07-14-2014 , 03:22 PM
Sensei must have a ridiculously small penis. that's the only way any of this makes sense.

Spoiler:
pics pls

Last edited by nuggetz87; 07-14-2014 at 03:27 PM.
07-14-2014 , 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by saw7988



Yea lol @ depending on other people for TV watching.
Saw,

This is just you telling us you haven't been in a serious relationship in a long time. Good luck in Boston bro.
07-14-2014 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
Saw,

This is just you telling us you haven't been in a serious relationship in a long time. Good luck in Boston bro.
Watching TV with a SO is obv completely different than friends/roommates. I really only meant the latter.

Regardless, you are correct + thank you.
07-14-2014 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
In other news I think I'm going to try really hard to not go on any dates anytime soon with anyone. Every single day I just want to go home and lift, eat, read and sleep.

I had two girls that I was seeing which turned into 3 and now 4 and it's just ridiculous. They like me a lot and always want to see me and there are only so many days in the week and only so much ammo in the clip. I don't think any have long-term potential so I'm at this point with them where I just want them to go away. I suppose this was inevitable. Maybe my standards are too high. Maybe I'm a terrible person. I dunno. Whatever.

/feels
Talk about grass is greener. All most of us do is eat, sleep, watch tv, read and sometimes lift and dream of having 4 mares in the stable rearing to go.
07-14-2014 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
Saw,

This is just you telling us you haven't been in a serious relationship in a long time. Good luck in Boston bro.
QB,

Sort of, but the correct play is to watch it whenever the hell you want, but don't let the woman find out about it. Then, if/when she exhausts the rest of the Real Paleo-Housewives of the PRC left on the DVR and gets around to the show in question, you can watch it for the 'first time' again with her and make non-committal astonished husband grunts while surfing the internet and angling for an old fashioned for being so nice as to wait for her.

Hope this helps.
07-14-2014 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
The Strain premiere seems pretty solid so far
I thought it was pretty entertaining but the writing and acting wasn't up to par with most other FX shows. I'll still keep watching though.
07-14-2014 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
QB,

Sort of, but the correct play is to watch it whenever the hell you want, but don't let the woman find out about it. Then, if/when she exhausts the rest of the Real Paleo-Housewives of the PRC left on the DVR and gets around to the show in question, you can watch it for the 'first time' again with her and make non-committal astonished husband grunts while surfing the internet and angling for an old fashioned for being so nice as to wait for her.

Hope this helps.
Yeah, I did this for true detective, minus the act of gratitude. But for the most part who has time to watch the same lame TV show twice, especially when there is summer league basketball on around the clock.
07-14-2014 , 03:42 PM
Not sure what to make of these glimpses into Montecore's marriage.
07-14-2014 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
Talk about grass is greener. All most of us do is eat, sleep, watch tv, read and sometimes lift and dream of having 4 mares in the stable rearing to go.
I do realize that to some it seems like I have it good right now. Not really happy with what I have, though.

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Originally Posted by Montecore
QB,

Sort of, but the correct play is to watch it whenever the hell you want, but don't let the woman find out about it. Then, if/when she exhausts the rest of the Real Paleo-Housewives of the PRC left on the DVR and gets around to the show in question, you can watch it for the 'first time' again with her and make non-committal astonished husband grunts while surfing the internet and angling for an old fashioned for being so nice as to wait for her.

Hope this helps.
I love the sadhusbandry of Monte. Always good for top lels.
07-14-2014 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by nuggetz87
Sensei must have a ridiculously small penis. that's the only way any of this makes sense.

Spoiler:
pics pls
Racist Ban

Spoiler:
Duh
07-14-2014 , 03:46 PM
Leftovers is not so good. Unless of course everyone else starts to like it, in which case ill change my opinion.

There's a british show called Utopia which had a promising pilot and is worth checking out.
07-14-2014 , 03:50 PM
Oh BtM is back to complaining about how his women are too hot and want too much sex?

Spoiler:
<3
07-14-2014 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Weasel45
I thought it was pretty entertaining but the writing and acting wasn't up to par with most other FX shows. I'll still keep watching though.
Kind of agree, but they've set that bar pretty high with some of their other stuff; I've always enjoyed Corey Stoll in stuff and the old dude seems kind of intriguing, so I will continue to watch/will not wait to watch with wifeacore because she gets nightmares if she watches scary stuff before bed.

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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
Yeah, I did this for true detective, minus the act of gratitude. But for the most part who has time to watch the same lame TV show twice, especially when there is summer league basketball on around the clock.
That's what your tablet is for.

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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
I do realize that to some it seems like I have it good right now. Not really happy with what I have, though.
It's ok bro, having a kid really does bring meaning into your life; the first time you see your kid swipe (left?) when he sees a girl that hasn't yet lost her baby fat on Tondler is pretty special. When's the shower again?

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
Not sure what to make of these glimpses into Montecore's marriage.
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
I love the sadhusbandry of Monte. Always good for top lels.
In all honesty I have it pretty good; when I went to Japan a few months ago, she binged through the first half of Season 2 of House of Cards and felt so guilty she told me with a degree of apologeticness that should be reserved for banging my best friend (maybe she did that while watching? brb checking the nanny cam). It's not so much about sadhusbandry.monte and is more about me finding subtle ways to interject some (needed) selfishness back into my life of husbanding/dadding in such a way that my wife's friends don't suddenly hate me for no reason. It's a delicate balance.

As an aside re: husbandry, whenever I do a feat of manliness that I feel should be appropriately celebrated by her (like when I packed the 200% more vaction clothes than necessary into one fewer suitcase than she had allocated, then fit all of them into the trunk of our rental sedan once we arrived), I cue her up by saying "that was some good husbandry huh" and then maybe raising my eyebrows or something. Most of the time she rolls her eyes, but occasionally she acknowledges the truth and we move on. I'm assuming this is what BTM is referencing when he says he's still not satisfied with his life.
07-14-2014 , 03:55 PM
So is this blackmail... or preemptive blackmail? Is there some site that Indian girls post these pics on or what? (just asking, I'm not gonna click the link if you put it up.)
07-14-2014 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
Leftovers is not so good. Unless of course everyone else starts to like it, in which case ill change my opinion.
This show is god awful.
07-14-2014 , 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
It's ok bro, having a kid really does bring meaning into your life; the first time you see your kid swipe (left?) when he sees a girl that hasn't yet lost her baby fat on Tondler is pretty special. When's the shower again?

I'm assuming this is what BTM is referencing when he says he's still not satisfied with his life.
Allow me to reference idontwanttobehereanymore.youtube.vevo

Tondler is nice. Real nice. Crazy should be due in September but will undoubtedly have a preme so expect the lil guy any day now.

07-14-2014 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
Sensei,

I agree there is some irony that the girl is going to use proof she had casual sexy with you as leverage to ensure her chastity. Also, I am guessing the sleeping pics didn't show your best side. Maybe you should take a naked pic of yourself that isorr flattering and send it to her and ask her to use it instead.
a couple of the pics were quite flattering actually. girl is a bit of a hipster so i guess she couldn't not try taking good artsy looking pics.

can post a pic if you really want to see it


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Originally Posted by crashjr
Sensei

That doesn't even make sense.
welcome to the mind of indian people. having all this shame on themselves for wanting to get frisky thus growing up learning how to hide everything and make excuses for everything and convince one's self this or that about things

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Originally Posted by nuggetz87
Sensei must have a ridiculously small penis. that's the only way any of this makes sense.

Spoiler:
pics pls
this
07-14-2014 , 04:32 PM
India keeps moving down on the list of places I want to visit with these stories SS. The 50 C weather (and I assume close to 100% humidity) makes it an automatic non-starter either way.
07-14-2014 , 04:52 PM
Sensei,

I would prefer naked pics of the girl assuming she is under 120 lbs and grooms appropriately (to US standards)
07-14-2014 , 05:30 PM
I strained my neck in the drive thru of Culver's today. Currently flat on my back on a heating pad. Let this be a lesson to all olds. We will die. Probably soon.

      
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