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Old 03-02-2014, 12:33 PM   #1951
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Re: The question of the day thread

If you take something from work that no one wants or will use--is it still stealing?
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Old 03-02-2014, 02:43 PM   #1952
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Old 03-02-2014, 02:45 PM   #1953
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Re: The question of the day thread

yes
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Old 03-02-2014, 05:39 PM   #1954
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Re: The question of the day thread

unless it is ugly secretary, then no.
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:16 AM   #1955
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You were roofied and you wake up to discover that

A) one of your kidney has been stolen

B) your butt hurts

Which would you prefer?
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:42 AM   #1956
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Re: The question of the day thread

The answer is obvious, but I don't want to say it...
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Old 03-03-2014, 05:23 AM   #1957
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The answer is obvious, but I don't want to say it...
So much this
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Old 03-03-2014, 11:54 AM   #1958
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The answer is obvious, but I don't want to say it...
Say it!!!
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Old 03-03-2014, 11:54 AM   #1959
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So much this
We took a vote at the poker table and got a 4-4 tie

Brought floor guy over for "a ruling"
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Old 03-03-2014, 12:11 PM   #1960
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Brought floor guy over for "a ruling"
Doing it right?

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Old 03-03-2014, 01:07 PM   #1961
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Re: The question of the day thread

i'll say it, missing kidney ldo.

you can live with one, or get a new one from a family member.
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:39 PM   #1962
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If you take something from work that no one wants or will use--is it still stealing?
Was it someone's kidney?
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:41 PM   #1963
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Organ thefting, serious balls to do this.
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:41 PM   #1964
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Re: The question of the day thread

So floor guy's answer was

"butt hurt if I don't remember anything"
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:41 PM   #1965
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Victimless crime?
Maybe. Probably.
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Old 03-03-2014, 01:52 PM   #1966
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You were roofied and you wake up to discover that

A) one of your kidney has been stolen

B) your butt hurts

Which would you prefer?
Questions like this are the reason I started this thread.
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Old 03-03-2014, 02:59 PM   #1967
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Questions like this are the reason I started this thread.
Yes!

Now please give us your answer!!!
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:08 PM   #1968
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Re: The question of the day thread

tbh id probably take a couple of hurt butts and a sore throat if it meant keeping an organ
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:29 PM   #1969
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tbh id probably take a couple of hurt butts and a sore throat if it meant keeping an organ
ygos?
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:31 PM   #1970
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I AM NOT, SO PLEASE STOP COMING ONTO ME MMMMK!
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:42 PM   #1971
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tbh id probably take a couple of hurt butts and a sore throat if it meant keeping an organ
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ygos?
sounds pretty ghey to just volunteer the soar throats when that wasn't part of the conditions of the Q
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:59 PM   #1972
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tbh id probably take a couple of hurt butts and a sore throat if it meant keeping an organ
You'll take an organ into the anus.
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:04 PM   #1973
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ygos?
Fortunately, we don't live in Uganda
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:05 PM   #1974
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New question

When you shower, do you:

1) just use body wash on your public hair because it's a part of the body

2) use shampoo on your public hair, because it's well, hair

Xxxxx

Follow up
1) do you use conditioner on your public hair?
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:14 PM   #1975
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public hair as in on your head?
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