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Old 06-10-2013, 03:43 PM   #1201
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Re: The question of the day thread

I don't have a problem with her putting on 50 pounds, but only if she is only like 70 pounds to begin with . I guess number one is ok if the boyfriend was a total *** and raped her or something.

All others are unforgivable.
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Old 06-10-2013, 03:51 PM   #1202
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Since no one wants to ask questions I'll continue.

Same question as before. Forgivable or not?

1) She confesses she was once in jail for arranging for her bf to be beaten up
2) Favorite band is One Direction
3) Wants to have a 3some with another dude. From the way she is talking this probably isn't a one off thing. She will not return the favor with a 3some with another chick
4) Says she is going to put on 50 pounds
5) Is racist


1: cool
2: cool!
3: giggity giggity
4: not cool
5: not cool!
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Old 06-10-2013, 03:54 PM   #1203
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Re: The question of the day thread

1) Her boyfriend was a d-bag, he deserved it. FREE Trixie!!
2) Just what One Direction needs, another middle aged groupie trying to bang Harry Styles.
3) No problem, been there, done that.
4) On top of the 50 pounds she has already put on in the last year??
5) What fat ass, low rent, slut bomb isn't just a little racist?

We have true love. Our relationship can weather this storm.
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Old 06-10-2013, 03:56 PM   #1204
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3) No problem, been there, done that.
go on ...
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:21 PM   #1205
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3) No problem, been there, done that.
Did you enjoy being in the middle?
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:07 PM   #1206
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Forgive and forget her.
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:45 PM   #1207
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Since no one wants to ask questions I'll continue.

Same question as before. Forgivable or not?

1) She confesses she was once in jail for arranging for her bf to be beaten up
2) Favorite band is One Direction
3) Wants to have a 3some with another dude. From the way she is talking this probably isn't a one off thing. She will not return the favor with a 3some with another chick
4) Says she is going to put on 50 pounds
5) Is racist
1. confirmed sociopath: NO
2. confirmed pedophile: NO
3. confirmed nympho: NO
4. confirmed eating disorder / body dysmorphic disorder: NO
5. depends...possible paranoid schizophrenic: so MAYBE but probably NO

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Old 06-11-2013, 01:20 PM   #1208
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go on ...
It was more than 10 years ago after a night of heavy drinking with a married couple. Actually they were the only ones drinking, maybe to work up their courage. We got a hotel room and then the magic happened.

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Did you enjoy being in the middle?
I wasn't in the middle. I got to go first,

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Old 06-11-2013, 01:33 PM   #1209
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Re: The question of the day thread

You're like The Todd. He dates couples.
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Old 06-11-2013, 02:13 PM   #1210
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It was more than 10 years ago after a night of heavy drinking with a married couple. Actually they were the only ones drinking, maybe to work up their courage. We got a hotel room and then the magic happened.

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I wasn't in the middle. I got to go first,

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pics or it didn't happen
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Old 06-11-2013, 04:59 PM   #1211
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pics or it didn't happen
I actually had pictures. This happened not too long after I purchased my first digital camera, a Sony with a memory stick. Most were still using CD or small floppy discs. Anyway for some reason a camera seemed to be a good idea at the time. I had pictures of her by herself on the bed. Then I tried to get her husband to take a few of us together but he didn't have his glasses with him so he couldn't see the controls or the small LCD well enough to see what he was doing.

I sent them copies of all of the photos we took and a few weeks later they called to ask if I could send them some more. The disc had been damaged in a bad drive and they couldn't retrieve the photos. Unfortunately, I had already deleted all evidence on my end.

When having a threesome in a hotel room and you want to record it for future posterity.....

1) Bring a good camera
2) Bring a tripod
3) Bring some extra lighting.

She wanted to get together again. I really didn't because she was pretty annoying and embarrassing. He didn't seem to want to because he thought I was too comfortable just shucking my clothes off and getting to it. I told them I had never done that before but he thought I lied about it. It really was my one and only time.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:59 PM   #1212
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She gave him a hummer once while I was behind her. No crossing swords!!
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I actually had pictures.
lol

great story man

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Old 06-13-2013, 04:47 PM   #1213
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2) Bring a tripod
I. Am. A. Tripod.
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Old 06-14-2013, 12:45 PM   #1214
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I. Am. A. Tripod.
I am not but that was the embarrassing part of the night. She kept mentioning how much bigger I was than hubby, right in front of him. I didn't sign on for humiliation.

Could have just been the booze goggles distorting her vision though.

But if I ever have occasion to run into them again, I'll bring you along to hold the camera.
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Old 06-14-2013, 03:21 PM   #1215
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I am not but that was the embarrassing part of the night. She kept mentioning how much bigger I was than hubby, right in front of him. I didn't sign on for humiliation.

Could have just been the booze goggles distorting her vision though.

But if I ever have occasion to run into them again, I'll bring you along to hold the camera.
Once again, pics or it didn't happen
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Old 06-15-2013, 03:24 PM   #1216
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Once again, pics or it didn't happen
I know, I know.

You won't be the first man I have disappointed.
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Old 06-15-2013, 11:59 PM   #1217
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD

Rank woman's body parts in order of making your manly bits feel special:

a) boobs
b) bum
c) legs
d) hips / stomach
e) elbows
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:12 AM   #1218
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Re: The question of the day thread

1. Elbows
2. Boobs
3. Bum
4. Legs
5. Hips/Stomach

If a women has a good set of 1-4, then 5 is usually a given.
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Old 06-16-2013, 01:52 PM   #1219
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Re: The question of the day thread

1)legs
2)hips/stomach
3)bum
4)boobs
5)elbows

While I disagree with Hap's order, his evaluation is correct. If the first four are good to go, the fifth one is most likely excellent also. IMO, if the first two of mine are nice, three and four are usually pretty good, and five doesn't matter a lot.
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Old 06-16-2013, 02:09 PM   #1220
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1)legs
2)hips/stomach
3)bum
4)boobs
5)elbows

While I disagree with Hap's order, his evaluation is correct. If the first four are good to go, the fifth one is most likely excellent also. IMO, if the first two of mine are nice, three and four are usually pretty good, and five doesn't matter a lot.
I thought elbows was going to be a No 1 for everyone.

Also, lots of girls with nice bums but no boobs
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Old 06-16-2013, 03:07 PM   #1221
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What about the vagina area when chicks be wearing those tight yoga pants?
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Old 06-16-2013, 04:09 PM   #1222
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Old 06-16-2013, 06:14 PM   #1223
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I thought elbows was going to be a No 1 for everyone.

Also, lots of girls with nice bums but no boobs
Exactly. If her elbows are pointy I don't care if the rest of her is 9/10, she isn't the one for me.
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:19 PM   #1224
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD

What FEMALE celebrity has gone from someone you use to say "meh" to years ago, but now is "wow" (in terms of looks).

Pics preferred.

e.g. for me it would be Jennifer Anderson (and yes I realized I didn't post a picture).
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:14 PM   #1225
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i think all 3 of the Friends girls look better in their 40's than they did in their 20's.

Also Gwen Stefani went from cute rock chick to SUPERmilf



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