Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

BBV4Life Seemingly Indescribable

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-17-2013, 04:00 PM   #1251
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

Humidity drives a man wild. HEAT destroys tanks.
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2013, 04:44 PM   #1252
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671 View Post
QOtD-17 July: is it the heat or the humidity?
alien planet had central aircon for the whole planet. 24 degrees out.
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2013, 10:03 PM   #1253
SouthernPott
jerk job
 
SouthernPott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
If you could only eat the same meal for every dinner for the rest of your life. What would it be?
Vegetarian vegetable soup, mixed greens/tomatoes/onions/carrots salad with red wine vinegar and olive oil dressing, fresh bread.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
Would you take up the opportunity to be abducted by aliens?
Under your rules I would most definitely go. I'm going to miss the anal probing but maybe I can talk one of the blue women with strange genitalia into giving me a poke or two.

Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671 View Post
QOtD-17 July: is it the heat or the humidity?
Living in Houston, it is definitely the humidity.
SouthernPott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2013, 10:39 PM   #1254
Jackitos
 
Jackitos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Patrollin for hotties with Provenza
Posts: 17,533
If you live in Houston, the people are worse than the heat and humidity combined.
Jackitos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 09:53 AM   #1255
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

Would you rather bang a girl with 3 boobs or two vaginas?






Yes, they are aliens.
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 10:10 AM   #1256
Hap Hapablap
Pooh-Bah
 
Hap Hapablap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
Posts: 5,741
Re: The question of the day thread

I only have one peen, so 3 boobs
Hap Hapablap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 12:34 PM   #1257
Albino Lord
Lowest Common Nominator
 
Albino Lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,786
Re: The question of the day thread

No anal option? I'm out.
Albino Lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 01:21 PM   #1258
SouthernPott
jerk job
 
SouthernPott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackitos View Post
If you live in Houston, the people are worse than the heat and humidity combined.
That wasn't part of the question but they grow on you after a few years.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
Would you rather bang a girl with 3 boobs or two vaginas? Yes, they are aliens.
Need more information on the two vaginas. Are they identical or is one tight like a supermodel blue alien chick and the other is like riding a fat girl, loose and silky smooth? I think I am still taking my chances on two vaginas because that is like a threesome without all the extra complaining about me not lasting long enough.
SouthernPott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 01:57 PM   #1259
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernPott View Post
That wasn't part of the question but they grow on you after a few years.



Need more information on the two vaginas. Are they identical or is one tight like a supermodel blue alien chick and the other is like riding a fat girl, loose and silky smooth? I think I am still taking my chances on two vaginas because that is like a threesome without all the extra complaining about me not lasting long enough.
Does it mean twice as likely to be that time of month?
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 01:59 PM   #1260
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Albino Lord View Post
No anal option? I'm out.
Just for you I'll add the double anus option.
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 06:00 PM   #1261
Albino Lord
Lowest Common Nominator
 
Albino Lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,786
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
Just for you I'll add the double anus option.
Then I'm back in. Twice.
Albino Lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 06:02 PM   #1262
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
Just for you I'll add the double anus option.
That's a lot of buttholes for one person.
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2013, 07:45 PM   #1263
SouthernPott
jerk job
 
SouthernPott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,307
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
Does it mean twice as likely to be that time of month?
I can earn a fancy set of double wings!!
SouthernPott is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2013, 02:42 PM   #1264
biceps
old hand
 
biceps's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 1,478
Re: The question of the day thread

Aint gonna be enough
biceps is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 01:07 PM   #1265
Albino Lord
Lowest Common Nominator
 
Albino Lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,786
Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD: You're only able to watch one film/tv show before being executed (yes, you're guilty). What is it?
Albino Lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 01:26 PM   #1266
Yarbles
Pooh-Bah
 
Yarbles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: chicken milk
Posts: 4,974
Re: The question of the day thread

Any tips on how to better my coordination when having sex as to not have the awkward non synced rythem. For me when I fall out of rhythm it's a real bone killer and not sure if it affects women the same way. Any tips or tricks on how to not have sex like a white man dances

Also is it that big of a deal to have raw sex and to finish inside. Is this like taboo nono. Should I always pull out
Yarbles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 02:02 PM   #1267
Da33le
leader of the normals
 
Da33le's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,398
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Albino Lord View Post
QOTD: You're only able to watch one film/tv show before being executed (yes, you're guilty). What is it?
Guilty of what? That's a very important detail iyam.
Da33le is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 02:38 PM   #1268
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le View Post
Guilty of what? That's a very important detail iyam.
Midgets have been outlawed...society is being gleaned.
Queue up Mr Popper's penguins for the lad from man, please.
gg, dale, you will be missed.
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 03:33 PM   #1269
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: The question of the day thread

This one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_...ing,_Helsinki)
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 08:30 PM   #1270
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Albino Lord View Post
QOTD: You're only able to watch one film/tv show before being executed (yes, you're guilty). What is it?
The never ending story ldo

or Prison Break
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2013, 08:38 PM   #1271
BoSoxBK
Best 4L Pet Owner '12
 
BoSoxBK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 1,357
Re: The question of the day thread

oops

Last edited by BoSoxBK; 07-20-2013 at 08:39 PM. Reason: thought it was omg
BoSoxBK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2013, 11:06 PM   #1272
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD?

You go back in time in my alien friend's time machine and get to ask Jesus one question.

What is it (and yes, you will have a translator)?

Note - I will PM the winner with contact details of my Alien friend to arrange dates.
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2013, 11:11 PM   #1273
Jackitos
 
Jackitos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Patrollin for hotties with Provenza
Posts: 17,533
Is this zombie Jesus?
Jackitos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2013, 12:10 AM   #1274
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,511
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackitos View Post
Is this zombie Jesus?
you're controlling the time machine dude.
fidstar-poker is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2013, 12:10 AM   #1275
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: The question of the day thread

Was Mary Magdalene a good lay?
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:13 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive