Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
New QOTD (Courtesy of Mr Chuckles).
Would you accept $50,000 a year, with the only stipulation being you need to change your name to Weewilly Nocock?
The name cannot be changed again, you cannot have a nickname or tell people to call you by your old name. It cannot be pronounced differently.
Is this for the rest of my life? Is the money held in escrow by someone trustworthy?
I'll take my chances and vote YES.
Once the talk shows start booking me I'll sign with a porn producer and market Weewilly Nocock 1-35 with Bridget the Midget. Once that "peters" out, I'll let my body hair grow all over and remarket myself as a bear doing gay porn, then spiral down into a cocaine/alcohol fueled depression. Five years after beginning this I'll be found beaten and passed out in Danny Bonaduce's closet, clutching a My Little Pony and a .45 Colt.