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Old 12-22-2013, 07:37 AM   #1751
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George Patton was three stars. He's buried in Hamm, Luxembourg.
Where will your final resting place be?
Hopefully on top of her.

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Old 12-22-2013, 08:35 AM   #1752
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Hopefully on top of her.

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Old 12-22-2013, 08:39 AM   #1753
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She looks kind of...swole
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Old 12-27-2013, 09:52 AM   #1754
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What did Santa bring you?
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Old 12-27-2013, 10:58 AM   #1755
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Chlamydia
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Old 12-27-2013, 11:51 AM   #1756
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25 minutes of peace
It has since worn off
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Old 12-27-2013, 05:01 PM   #1757
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I got a few items of clothing and some sweeties.
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Old 12-27-2013, 05:13 PM   #1758
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I got a few items of clothing and some sweeties.
Go on...
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Old 12-28-2013, 02:06 PM   #1759
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Re: The question of the day thread

I was good this year so I got 2 lumps of coal
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Old 12-28-2013, 04:51 PM   #1760
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I was good this year so I got 2 lumps of coal
Squeeze them together
Make diamonds
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Profit
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Old 12-28-2013, 04:57 PM   #1761
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Squeeze them together
Make diamonds
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Profit
coals more useful
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Old 12-29-2013, 07:04 AM   #1762
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Squeeze them together
Make diamonds
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Profit
Did this using my butt cheeks. Squats working well for me.
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Old 12-29-2013, 10:12 AM   #1763
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Did this using my butt cheeks. Squats working well for me.
Pics?
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Old 12-30-2013, 04:11 AM   #1764
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Pics?
I'd prefer a gif of the process
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Old 01-03-2014, 07:06 AM   #1765
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Why are so many people posting threads mentioning women but then not posting pics of them?
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Old 01-03-2014, 08:12 AM   #1766
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Thanks Obama
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:58 AM   #1767
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Why are so many people posting threads mentioning women but then not posting pics of them?
This new generation has no respect for the old ways.
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Old 01-03-2014, 03:26 PM   #1768
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google reverse image search is preventing people putting up fake pictures.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:21 PM   #1769
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Re: The question of the day thread

Now that pot is legal in two states in the USA, give us how long before you think it is legal in more states than it is not (or it becomes legal at a federal level).

I'd be surprised if it's more than 10 years.
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:34 AM   #1770
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Re: The question of the day thread

Those poor vietnam vets who gave their lives to fight the hippies
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:52 AM   #1771
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Those poor vietnam vets who gave their lives to fight the hippos
you leave them hippos alone!
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Old 01-20-2014, 06:48 AM   #1772
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Old 01-25-2014, 05:10 PM   #1773
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Now that pot is legal in two states in the USA, give us how long before you think it is legal in more states than it is not (or it becomes legal at a federal level).

I'd be surprised if it's more than 10 years.
Seven years
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Old 01-25-2014, 07:53 PM   #1774
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Re: The question of the day thread

What is your favorite pickup line?
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Old 01-26-2014, 07:24 AM   #1775
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Your eyes are like spanners. Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.
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