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Old 07-18-2015, 11:19 AM   #3751
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That sounds delicious.
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Old 07-19-2015, 03:38 PM   #3752
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alcohol, ainec
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Old 07-20-2015, 02:14 AM   #3753
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Re: The question of the day thread

How long is the ideal length of time to last on a BJ for your enjoyment (longer the better) and for her (not too long)?
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Old 07-20-2015, 11:25 AM   #3754
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How long is the ideal length of time to last on a BJ for your enjoyment (longer the better) and for her (not too long)?
As a warm-up, 5-19 mins is okay.
As a feature performance, it depends on the situation. Quick if I have stuff to do, lo g if I'm watching tv.
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Old 07-20-2015, 12:18 PM   #3755
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for me less than 10 minutes.

it is rare that any sex act should last longer than 10-20 minutes imo.
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Old 07-22-2015, 03:46 PM   #3756
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Guy at my office today said if the sex doesn't last an hour, its not worth it. He's a rather large fella with constant breathing struggles so I'm guessing hes just making this up? I like to wrap things up quick (10 minute range) if I'm not trying to get a call back.
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Old 07-22-2015, 04:27 PM   #3757
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He may mean the entire process of foreplay and stuff. I doubt anyone is having intercourse for an hour very often. I don't even want to think about it.

I think in my prime, I rarely had intercourse for over 20-30 minutes. Unless, I came and we went again.
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Old 07-22-2015, 04:33 PM   #3758
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Guy at my office today said if the sex doesn't last an hour, its not worth it. He's a rather large fella with constant breathing struggles so I'm guessing hes just making this up? I like to wrap things up quick (10 minute range) if I'm not trying to get a call back.
When you pay for the whole hour, you obviously want your monies worth.
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Old 07-22-2015, 07:21 PM   #3759
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Really? None of you guys have the fatal mix of bizarre porn and deathgrip background, plus anxiety about getting the woman pregnant, resulting in need lots of effort to fire the warriors, which I thought was such a common disease? I mean, usually needing at least 20 min, sometimes an hour with a short break? Only with one long-term gf, I have ever been able to do quickies, since she knew how to grind the bone perfectly after several dozen s of hours of practice.
Leads to problems, combined with my charming personality, and fear to hurt such sensible human beings. I just can't get rid of those that I once had so much love for...

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Old 07-22-2015, 07:44 PM   #3760
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:58 PM   #3761
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Grammar nazis... we all know it's snobbish
Comprehension good... just syntax rubbish
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Old 07-23-2015, 06:32 AM   #3762
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I almost never have sex for less than 30 mins and its usually more like 1 hour+ not counting foreplay. My gf now likes to be pounded hard though so I don't put in as many marathons as I used to because honestly I get pretty sweaty and tired so after a while I just cram it in her mouth and get it over with.
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Old 07-23-2015, 10:46 AM   #3763
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i never have sex for more than 5 seconds
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Old 07-23-2015, 11:00 AM   #3764
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Any girl who says she wants that much straight intercourse is lying.
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:23 PM   #3765
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I know... that's why I was so happy, once I made it to be able to do quickies with one longterm gf. Intensity usually beats chronological length, but every now and then, a smooth long **** is nice, too. But long and hard just causes female swellaments in hindsight, and makes it really difficult to get it the next 1-2 days...
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Old 07-23-2015, 06:47 PM   #3766
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Old 07-23-2015, 07:05 PM   #3767
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Unless you have my gf. I never used to like hard ****ing but she is just nuts. She wants it EVERY ****ING DAY my friends.

It's just wtf? Even at 28 I don't know how long I can keep this up. Like throw her against the wall and pound the crap out of her until shes done which can take a long time sometimes. The whole time she biting the hell out of me and im beating the crap out of her. I don't get why a woman wants it like this, I'm personally a fan of long slow drawn out sex less frequently but I don't think that's happening soon.
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Old 07-23-2015, 07:50 PM   #3768
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I know... that's why I was so happy, once I made it to be able to do quickies with one longterm gf. Intensity usually beats chronological length, but every now and then, a smooth long **** is nice, too. But long and hard just causes female swellaments in hindsight, and makes it really difficult to get it the next 1-2 days...
Yeah man I feel you, nothing worse than going 2 days without sex
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Old 07-23-2015, 10:16 PM   #3769
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Re: The question of the day thread

What theme song pops into your head when you watch this?



It was Oz for me for something like 15 years. Now it's the one I think everybody else is going to mention, which annoys me because I like the Oz theme a lot better.
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Old 07-24-2015, 05:49 AM   #3770
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Sopranos
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Old 07-24-2015, 01:34 PM   #3771
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Dream On

Has Brian Benben in it. Was a really old show, but I was really young. I remember fapping to some of the episodes. They were super softcore, but you take what you can get at that age.
Maybe, I wasn't fapping, considering that I was 8 when it came out, I def remember the boobs, though. Maybe I fapped to re-runs
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Old 07-24-2015, 08:13 PM   #3772
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saw that and thought GoT or entourage, then played it and heard sopranos
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Old 08-05-2015, 09:42 PM   #3773
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Re: The question of the day thread

Which would you buy (money is not a constraint, but you can only pick one):
Building, boat, bird (plane or helicopter)?

I think I'd like an aircraft carrier, refit as a luxury yacht.
A converted jetliner might be cool, but only when it is in the air.
Also considered something like the NORAD complex in Colorado...could be amazing place to hang out.

Can a regular citizen own a nuclear powered vehicle?
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Old 08-05-2015, 10:20 PM   #3774
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Definitely a building, but it would take me forever to decide which one. Can I timeshare?
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Old 08-05-2015, 11:15 PM   #3775
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superyacht would be amazing, but if it could be any building.. definitely the secret base from The Andromeda Strain
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