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"I'm lucky because god chose me to raise a child with special needs because he knew I would be the greatest mom to him and never give up on him. Hes God's child and my gift!!!"

Part of me feels like - Hey, look at me! I take care of my own child! the other part feels guilty for posting it.

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04-05-2016 , 02:37 PM

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SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

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My cousin got a new girlfriend who posts this kind of crap and he apparently shares the memes she posts. As I am not a FB friend of his girlfriend, I don't know how many she posts.

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04-05-2016 , 02:37 PM

#35230

WateryBoil

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people who mention that i feel like deserve to say whatever they want that helps them.

they know their kid has no future and their old age life is going to be brutal, looking after a 40 year old child when they are 70. i couldnt imagine a worse sentence.

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04-05-2016 , 02:45 PM

#35231

xxxxxkkkk

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I know you are right, and now I just feel bad for posting it.

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04-05-2016 , 03:23 PM

#35232

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

Really almost surprising that anyone falls for this.

This is hilarious to me

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Originally Posted by Amber

Meh its a little douchey but it's probably legitimately tough so I'll allow it (the fb post). Far better than average idiot parents with the 'hardest job in the world'.

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04-05-2016 , 03:40 PM

#35233

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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So all the souls were in line, waiting to get shipped off into fetuses. Just being shipped without any thought. Then when the special fetus was up next, old Jesus gave a long and hard thought to that one. "Who will be the greatest mom in the world to this flawed soul?". And then he settled on the FB poster.

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04-05-2016 , 03:50 PM

#35234

BigPoppa

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Less generously: "Who has pissed me off recently?"

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04-05-2016 , 05:31 PM

#35235

Johnny Truant

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If Jesus is still doing that work after all this time he needs to take a management class and learn to delegate.

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04-05-2016 , 05:33 PM

#35236

Lattimer

I is smart

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Cut him some slack, he's just a mouse.

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04-05-2016 , 06:09 PM

#35237

pwnsall

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that's the ender's game theory on souls

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04-06-2016 , 01:22 PM

#35238

Dpc5807

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"Next liked this so I don't know the person or the backstory.

Last edited by Dpc5807; 04-06-2016 at 01:28 PM.

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04-06-2016 , 09:59 PM

#35239

moo buckets

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

your first sentence is pretty bad, doesn't make any sense.

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04-06-2016 , 10:46 PM

#35240

rakemeplz

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Not that this joke is too bad, but incredibly its both hysatirical and very gay and sexy and was thusly posted by both conspiracy believing relative and sexy gay man:

Spoiler:

I never imagined there being crossover between the two.

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04-07-2016 , 12:02 AM

#35241

Natamus

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I don't see this on my married female friends pages who are preggers so I'm guessing this is a way for women who took raw loads and got knocked up out of wedlock to feel better about themselves and rationalize their taking of raw loads for their Christian FB family/friends?

Also OP is knocked up out of wedlock but recently came hardcore back to her Christian upbringing and all of the comments are from friends of hers who got knocked up out of wedlock and are now single mothers or raising their kid with some other guy.

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04-07-2016 , 12:18 AM

#35242

All-inMcLovin

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lol @ raw loads

Should be a title of a new porno.

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04-07-2016 , 12:20 AM

#35243

BigPoppa

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Name a FPS "Raw Loads", then name a porno "First Person Shooter" imo.

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04-07-2016 , 12:22 AM

#35244

Natamus

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

lol @ raw loads

Should be a title of a new porno.

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

Name a FPS "Raw Loads", then name a porno "First Person Shooter" imo.

lol'd at both

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04-07-2016 , 01:58 AM

#35245

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Not that this joke is too bad, but incredibly its both hysatirical and very gay and sexy and was thusly posted by both conspiracy believing relative and sexy gay man:

Spoiler:

I never imagined there being crossover between the two.

I saw a car covered with bumper stickers today as used to be common. Some were hysatirical, and some were sexy (gay? Depends on the driver). Some both. The one that said "if you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair" made me think of this thread.

I guess Facebook is the new bumpersticker covered car.

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04-07-2016 , 04:53 AM

#35246

joejoe1337

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PLEASE LIKE THIS! And comment!
If you don't want Donald Trump to be our next President!!!

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04-07-2016 , 05:21 AM

#35247

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Oh man thats a mouthful of raw load/AIDS

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04-07-2016 , 06:02 AM

#35248

thethethe

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04-07-2016 , 07:26 AM

#35249

Natamus

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Originally Posted by thethethe

First off pull the knifes out his back and sow that poor ***** up he's obviously about to pass out from blood loss and she's busy playing black-snow white